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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Bad Beat (S05E05)

"Raise it 5-hundo."
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"- Made up my own. - What?"
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"I'm just talking to myself."
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"I'm used to playing online, so it's not weird."
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"Well, well, well."
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"You flopped the absolute nuts, Peralta. Go all in."
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"Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?"
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"It's what the math dictates."
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"At this moment there are no two cards that can beat Peralta."
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"- I'm all in. - And now they all fold"
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"- I'll call. - What an idiot."
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"- What? - Full house wins."
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"Oh, well, that sucks."
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"Guess I'll just head back to my mom's basement."
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"I'm a virgin."
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"All clear. No poopers. Repeat: No poopers."
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"That was a disaster."
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"I thought Holt was supposed to be great at this."
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"- Any poopers? - All clear."
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"That imbecile in the trucker hat"
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"hit both his runners and sucked out on the river."
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"Yeah, he did. What does that mean?"
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"Not to worry. The odds of that happening again are infinitesimal."
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"Not that it matters. Since we're out of money."
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"Oh, but we're not."
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"- Where'd this come from? - It's my money."
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"There are 25 ATMs in this place."
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"Even the fire exit has one."
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"You want us to use your own money? You sure that's a good idea?"
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"I haven't placed a bet or touched a card."
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"I'm fine."
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"Technically that is true."
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"Trust me; the math is in our favor."
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"down by the river."
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"- Did I say that right? - Not even close."
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"Yeah, I didn't think so."
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"Still, let's get in there and suck 'em out."
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"No time like the present."
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"And no place to do it like the men's bathroom,"
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"to leave from here to go do what we're talking about."
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"Ugh. Nine hours and 55 minutes."
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"Is it? I feel like I just sat down."
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"I have no feeling down there whatsoever."
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"[groans] I haven't in years."
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"I'm doing great too. This has been a piece of ca..."
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"Oh, butt cramp. Butt cramp!"
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"That sounds painful."
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"- Give me that! That's mine. - Come get it."
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"You'll never catch me!"
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"And so is our shift."
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"- Amateur. - Oh."
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"So you wanna take this thing into overtime?"
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"Fine. I got no place to be."
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"Neither do I. I never do."
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"Then it's agreed. The games continue."
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"And now you're going to..."
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"- Fold. - Fold."
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"- Fold. - Fold."
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"Should we consider cutting our losses?"
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"Hush, Sergeant. Our cards are coming."
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"And there she is."
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"- You won! - Won again."
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"Hot damn!"
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"- Hot damn! - Now you say it."
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"- Hot damn! - Full house."
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"Good. Now say to the dealer..."
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"Well, this has been fun."
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"wittle wittle babies."
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"Is there a table for people who wear big boy pants?"
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"Actually, there's a private game on Friday"
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"Much obliged."
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"Can we talk about the murder truck we just purchased"
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"with our very hard-earned money?"
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"and she is spotless."
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"Yeah, it's just, what if word gets out"
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"What if word gets out?"
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"It's in the "Our Story" section of the menu."
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"- We are? - Yeah!"
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"- It was your idea. - No, it was my greatest fear."
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"I can't believe you're leaning into the murder thing."
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"Well, it'll get people talking. Check out the menu."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Are you worried?"
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"Oh, okay, I see what's happening."
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"But I promise you, once you see our truck,"
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"No, no, no, no, no! My truck! My beautiful truck!"
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"Someone killed ripped her apart!"
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"Charles, please tell me you got insurance."
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"- I did. - Okay, thank God."
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"Coverage starts tomorrow."
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"Well, Valdano's gonna be there tonight,"
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"and the recording device in the watch is transmitting."
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"I feel like Bond. Terry Bond."
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"so that would make you Q at best."
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"- Terry Q. - Yeah. Way to roll with it."
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"Come on, let's tell Holt we're prepped for tonight."
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"I gotta say, I was wrong about him."
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"He had no problem walking away last night."
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"He left a lot of hams in that crate."
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"Juicy."
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"Spiral-cut, honey-sweet but salty..."
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"- Sarge, come back to me. - What?"
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"Raise it a grand! Call. Raise."
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"- What are you doing, sir? - Working the case."
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"Sharpening my poker skills for Valdano."
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"For fun, obviously."
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"No, Jayla, don't drop the baton."
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"No, I had so much riding on you!"
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"- Are you sure about this? - Yes."
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"Captain Holt's been in his office gambling for hours."
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"Our only choice is to cut off his internet."
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"No, I mean, are you sure you know how to do that?"
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"Of course. I just have to pull this..."
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"[zap] Oh!"
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"- Gah. - Wrong wire."
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"Yep, we'll... we'll fix that later."
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"And..."
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"- Holt: What the hell? - Got it."
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"Having trouble with your internet, sir?"
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"Roof."
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