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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Bad Beat (S05E05)

"Hey, Charles, can we talk in the briefing room for a sec?"
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"Okay, so I know this is a lot to ask..."
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"No, it's not. I want to do it."
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"Yes."
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"I'm very happy about it. It'll be fun. It'll be fun."
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"All: Surprise!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Will you be my BM? - Yes! Yes, a million times, yes!"
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"Well, you can stick that sparkler up your butt."
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"Luckily, CI just gave us a break."
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"- Both: Bugged! - Yes, it's bugged."
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"All we need is $15,000 to get in the door."
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"- [blows raspberry] - A'ight."
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"- So good. - Perhaps I should see for myself."
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"- That was a two-dayer. - Okay, well, hand me some files."
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"- Ugh. - Oh, typical standing elite."
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"- Obviously. - Okay."
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"I know I'm the only investor, but is it cool if I take minutes?"
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"Yeah, that's how I found out about it."
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"Right in our truck. That's why it was such bargain."
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"Everyone else was like, "Ooh, there's a knee in the fryer."
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"- They found a knee in the fryer? - Exactly. You get it."
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"Well, now I get to go pick it up."
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"Which is not surprising, given how you are both terrible."
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"your right breast."
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"No, you don't understand the game well enough"
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"Tell me a lie."
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"You're both great at poker"
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"and I'm not gonna cancel the mission."
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"of making it to the VIP table."
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"Yabba Dabba Doo."
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"Sadly, Yabba Dabba Doo stumbled"
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"and had to be put down in front all of us."
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"I could be outside in a surveillance van,"
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"telling Peralta what to do."
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"You're like a super-jacked He-man guy, right?"
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"Here's your persona: you're Billy "Big Time" Jankowski."
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"You normally gamble online,"
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"Seems unnecessary."
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"The hoodie hides your sunglass-camera's electronics."
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"Okay, I'm approaching the table."
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"And now, Peralta, say the following..."
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"- Yes! - No, he won; not you."
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"You're out of chips."
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"All right, let's get back in there and suck out two runners"
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"I bet you could use some electrolytes."
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"[exhales deeply] Cramp over."
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"Ha. And you thought I couldn't... Wait, what are you doing?"
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"You thought we were done just because our shift was over?"
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"- Fold. - Fold."
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"- That's our straight. - And again, again."
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"Peralta, say "hot damn.""
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"Eights over threes."
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"But I'm sick of playing with..."
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"- Hey, there, bud. - Hey."
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"Oh, Amy, wait till you see her."
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"I spent all night pressure-washing her,"
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"that our food truck was the site of a double homicide?"
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"We're calling it Murder Truck!"
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"It's printed on a crime scene photo."
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"Charles, we're gonna lose all of our money."
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"Starting a business is very scary."
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"you'll feel a lot better. Come on."
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"You're the one that brought up ham."
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"- That was you. - Holt: Yes, yes, come to papa."
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"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and why are you watching this children's beauty pageant?"
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"Oh no. He is deep in the ham crate."
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"He's not here. Where'd he go?"
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"Sir, I am not going to dangle you off the side of this building."
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"- I can't... - You're fired."
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"- Then stop. - I don't want."
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"Now if you'll excuse me,"
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"Got a lot of money riding on the NLCS, whatever the hell that is."
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"You're right. I've lost control,"
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"and I'm taking myself off this case."
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"It's a dead issue."
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"You miss a chair?"
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"Oh, man. Why did you say that? Now I want one."
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"No. We should all go get one..."
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"Mmm. So good."
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"We've been through hell together. Now we stand together."
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"Going down."
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"Charles, what are you doing?"
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"was a bit of a setback, but don't worry; I have an idea."
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"For instance, a deconstructed meatball sub:"
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"The cartel who did the taco truck murders"
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"ripped apart the truck, because there was heroin still inside it."
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"I had forensics scour the truck for DNA"
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"The truck becomes a crime scene again."
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"You can invest it in something you actually believe in instead of..."
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"I'll take 150."
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"Four queens."
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"If you could spot my tell, you would've known."
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"Wow, listen to you talking all smooth."
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"You're addicted to math. Robert Palmer."
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"Sorry about that."
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"- Wait a sec, where are you going? - Got called away on business."
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"Come back next Friday; I'll take your money from you then."
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"who's trying to bring me down."
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"Wait. Where's Holt?"
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"Does it matter? We failed and now you know we're onto you."
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"[phone buzzes]"
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"My colleagues are calling, probably wondering where I am."
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"We'll go to a museum."
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"One of the boring ones with no dinosaurs."
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"Bye-bye "Toxic.""
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"Look, I feel really bad about the way I treated you."
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"I lost track of the fact that this whole thing"
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"But I have some conditions:"
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"2, you have to get insurance on day one;"
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"3, you have to keep dreaming up amazing things to cook."
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"- [all grunt] - Stay down!"
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"How did you find me?"
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"When you're lying, you use contractions. Lots of 'em."
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"I've just done it again. Whoops. There's another time."
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"I was at rock bottom."
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"I understand. I've been there."
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"I owe you two a tremendous debt of gratitude."
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"that you were living in your mother's basement,"
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