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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Bad Beat (S05E05)

"What are you doing?"
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"Trying to pick up a Wi-Fi signal from across the street."
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"I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla."
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"Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?"
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"I'm in complete control."
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"Now, Terry, come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building."
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"You're fired. Peralta, let me climb onto your shoulders."
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"No one works here anymore."
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"Look, we need to have a real talk about your gambling."
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"Relapsing is nothing to be ashamed of."
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"A couple years ago on my birthday I treated myself"
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"to one piece of pizza."
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"I woke up the next morning in a Sbarro on the Jersey Turnpike."
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"It wasn't even open!"
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"That's not what's happening here."
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"I'm not weak like you. I can stop whenever I want."
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"I'm heading to the acai bowl internet café."
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"We can't let you do that."
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"And how exactly will you stop me?"
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"We'll call your husband."
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"No."
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"No, I can't put Kevin through this, not again."
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"And I'm not going anywhere near gambling again."
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"- You promise? - From the bottom of my heart."
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"I'm proud of you, sir."
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"So am I, Captain."
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"So I'm sorry. Terry, you went to Jersey for pizza?"
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"- I had a problem, man! - Right, sorry."
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"Ugh, how long have we been sitting? My butt's lost track of time."
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"- Coming up on 32 hours. - [sighs] I miss the little things."
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"Showers. Feeling my feet."
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"- Standing. - I miss my home chair."
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"I just want walk up to the hot dog stand out front"
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"and get a fresh wiener."
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"- So you should go get one. - Oh, and let you win?"
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"You're just trying to get us to stand up."
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"- in our chairs. - She's right."
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"The only thing holding us back is society."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"I got it. No."
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"- My ass. - It left the chair."
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"No. It was my time."
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"It's our time too."
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"[triumphant music]"
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"Nope. Legs are dead."
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"I know having our truck smashed to bits"
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"The truck was deconstructed so we do..."
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"Not have a business anymore?"
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"No. We do deconstructed food."
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"a meatball, rolled in breadcrumbs"
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"with a caramelized tomato sauce drizzle."
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"- Taste it. - Charles,"
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"I appreciate that you're trying to fix this situation,"
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"but you don't have to."
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"I have great news."
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"I know who robbed us."
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"We found opioid traces behind the fridge."
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"and we got a match: a cartel enforcer."
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"Yes! It's been impounded. We get our money back!"
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"Great."
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"I'm glad you get your money back."
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"My balls."
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"I have to return before it goes rotten."
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"Like my dreams."
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"There's Valdano. The watch is transmitting."
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"- Worst of luck to you. - Don't worry, Terry."
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"I'm about to crap the bed."
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"Evening, gentlemen. Ready for some poker?"
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"- That's why we're here. - [laughs] Good one, stranger."
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"Holt: Hot damn!"
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"I call this hand the Golden Girls."
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"Damn it. Oh, you would look at that."
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"My mom's calling me. She's flipping her lid"
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"because she found all my nudie mags in the basement."
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"Anyways, BRB."
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"What happened to not wanting to gamble anymore for Kevin?"
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"Sir, you are spiraling. You lied straight to our faces."
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"Fine. What's your tell?"
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"Let's just say, I'm doing it right now."
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"I'm doing it at this very moment."
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"- Is it standing up? - I've just done it again."
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"Whoops, there's another time."
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"I don't understand. Even if you wanted to gamble,"
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"why come here, where we'd be?"
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"I lost some money on lame little Jayla,"
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"and I realized that's because I've been gambling"
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"instead of being down here doing what I'm good at... math."
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"Now go get Valdano before you blow your covers."
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"I'm off duty; what I do on my own time is my own business."
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"Unlike you two who are still on the clock"
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"and are now being bad cops."
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"But you can't fool us, sir."
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"You might as well face it."
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"Come on, Sarge. Let's go."
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"So you're a cop."
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"[softly] There was a pooper."
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"Crisis averted: I told her I read the magazines"
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"for the articles. She totally bought it."
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"[laughs]"
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"Well, we'll just see about that, Mr. Cool Voice."
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"His voice is really cool."
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"[crickets chirping]"
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"Why don't we take a little drive?"
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"Why did you stay at the table so long after Valdano was already gone?"
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"It would've been suspicious if I left right after he did,"
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"so I played a couple hands."
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"Come on, let's grab Holt and get out of here."
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"So what was your plan, cop?"
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"You get to come out ahead tonight,"
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"provided you don't do anything dumb right now."
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"Then put their minds at ease."
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"- Yes? - Captain."
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"so I'm on my way to Atlantic City for the weekend."
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"No, sir, please just come back, okay?"
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"Terry and I will keep you company."
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"Forget it. I shouldn't've answered."
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"Bye-bye "Party in the USA.""
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"Hey, Charles. What are you doing?"
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"I'm deleting all the upbeat music off my computer."
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"I know you're down, but..."
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