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Clips from Schitt's Creek - The Cabin (S01E01)

"How long have you been here?"
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"I'm Bob, this is my wife Gwen, and, uh, this is our cabin."
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"- She wasn't getting it. - That's the point!"
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"Anyway, no points for them. We have to start this again."
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"- Who is that? - Calm down."
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"and invite a few random guys over"
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"Um, I'm sorry that you and your sister are in a domestic,"
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"and I am having a very hard time losing."
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"So, I will happily let you get back to this big queen bed"
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"Just need somebody sober."
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"- Fine. - Thank you."
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"- What stain? - Uh..."
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"You're lucky I'm good at this game."
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"- Yes! A Mexican! - Just get this one!"
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"so they can grow up and make you feel bad about having sex."
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"You should take the cabin."
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Actually, I have a good feeling about this, John."
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"Okay."
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"Yet another disturbing look into his world."
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"Go through the intersection of Loon Lake Road South, okay?"
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"I want you take a right at that big oak tree, all right?"
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"what types of people are attracted to casual motel parties."
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"Well, it won't 'cause there's only six people invited."
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"- It's not a party. - Awesome!"
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"Hey, not bad!"
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"but I've gotta hand it to Roland, he came through."
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"He's moron!"
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"So, I need to flesh out this games night thing."
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"Between you and my sister,"
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"We're far too similar for you not to be, so, options, please?"
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"- Mmm-hmm. - Okay."
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"an ideal number for team style game-play,"
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"This place is almost charming. Very rustic cottage."
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"- I think that's his wife. - No, they're both called husband."
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"No, they just don't know any better."
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"Ten pieces of paper, 10 names."
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"No! No. You don't have to get anything."
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"I will get some food, I will get the wine."
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"Can I be on your team? You sound really fun."
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"Listen, you don't have to help me out if you don't want to."
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"- I can find someone else. - Really?"
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"- Well, it's... Okay. - Have fun."
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"- Okay. - My money's on the other team."
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"Hi."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yeah, I just, uh, came to apologize."
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"For what?"
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"For uninviting you to games night."
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"You did not uninvite me. I uninvited myself."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Okay, well, um, I would really like it if you came"
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"and I would really love it if you could bring"
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"one other person of your choosing."
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"So, it doesn't matter if they don't blend?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"And this doesn't have anything to do with the fact"
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"that you couldn't find anybody else to come?"
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"No. What? No. I..."
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"You are a very bright, funny person,"
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"with a wide range of useful knowledge,"
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"and the fact that we don't have"
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"is not why I'm here."
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"You're such a liar."
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"And I was bluffing when I said I wasn't coming."
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"I just wanted to see you beg, so..."
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"Okay."
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"I'll put out some feelers, but, you know, such short notice,"
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"all the town hotties will have plans."
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"I'll see you tonight! Yeah, thanks."
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"- Thank you. - Welcome."
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"I was half expecting early unabomber."
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"Oh, look, Roland and Jocelyn."
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"Who are the other two?"
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"And his partner?"
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"Roland has gay friends! Again, shocked and delighted."
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"Look at them smiling away."
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"What have they got to be so happy about?"
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"Well, they have no money issues."
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"That's why they're so happy."
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"So, Eric..."
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"How do you know Stevie?"
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"She used to be my babysitter."
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"Great. Wow, okay. And how are your trivia skills?"
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"My what?"
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"Oh, my God. Okay. Good choice. Good choice."
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"You guys came. Together. That's so cute! Come in!"
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"Twyla, you look amazing!"
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"Mutt, you look like a mill dollars."
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"Okay, so I brought this pie from work,"
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"but on the way, I realized I didn't check what kind."
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"So, there's a 50-50 chance there's meat in it."
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"Oh, my God, that's so cute. Thank you."
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"Okay, so it's 8:15. It's 8:15."
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"We should have started at 8:00. So, 15 minutes late."
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"Let's sit down and I will explain the game."
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"And I would just like to thank everybody so much for coming."
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"This is the first social thing that I've done in, like, a really long time,"
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"so, let's just have so much fun and we'll just see where the night takes us."
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"Okay, well, we'll see."
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"- Okay, so, let's start. - Okay."
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"Let's start by putting down 10 famous names"
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"onto the pieces of paper in front of you."
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"I don't think I can fit 10 names"
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"on this piece of paper."
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"That's funny. That's funny. No, one per piece of paper."
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"Who should I put down?"
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"I can't tell you that, Eric, 'cause that would wreck the game."
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"So, then, how do I know what to put?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Relax."
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"Can you put yourself down?"
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"Oh, okay, who wants a shot? Because I do."
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"No, we need to finish putting the names down first."
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"Who's that?"
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"Okay, I may or may not have invited a few other people."
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"- What kind... Who? - I don't know. I met them on the way home."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"- How are you? - Good, good."
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"- Good. Hey! - Hey, kids."
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"Stevie, Mutt, Twyla."
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