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Clips from Seinfeld - The Contest (S04E04)

"- All right, all right. - Yes!"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"She's not there."
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"Every night at 6:30."
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"The nurse was gorgeous."
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"Then I got a look at the patient."
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"I was going nuts."
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"I guess you'll be going back to that hospital."
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"Well, my mother, Jerry."
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"But are you still master of your domain?"
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"- You? - Lord of the manor."
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"John F. Kennedy Jr."
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"What?"
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"He was in my aerobics class."
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"Really? Did you talk to him?"
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"No, you don't understand. He was working out in front of me."
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"After the class was over, I timed my walk to the door..."
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"...so we'd get there at the exact same moment."
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"And he says to me, "Quite a workout. ""
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""Quite a workout"?"
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"- What did you say? - I said, "Yeah. ""
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"Good one."
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"...and I saw him again on the way out."
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"So we're walking and talking, and he asked me my name..."
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"...and I think I said Elaine, but I mean, who the hell knows?"
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"So then he says to me:"
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""Do you wanna split a cab uptown?""
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"And I said, "Sure," even though I was going downtown."
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"But this is John F. Kennedy Jr. we're talking about."
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"So he says, "Where do you live?""
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"I was close to your block, so I said your building."
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"He dropped me off in front..."
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"...and then I had to take a cab all the way back downtown to my house."
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"Oh, God."
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"The question is..."
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"...are you still master of your domain?"
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"I'm queen of the castle."
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"You're back."
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"Of course I'm back."
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"Why wouldn't I be back?"
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"I know, but two days in a row?"
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"You didn't have to do this."
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"You're my mother. What wouldn't I do for you?"
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"You know what you could do?"
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"I haven't eaten lunch or dinner."
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"I can't eat this hospital food."
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"Maybe you could run down to the deli and get me a sandwich."
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"You got it, Ma."
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"A little later."
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"Could you go now, Georgie? I'm very hungry. I'm weak."
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"Wait a while. What's the difference?"
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"I just got here, Ma. I'd like to spend a little time with you."
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"But if you wait, they won't let you back in!"
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"Visiting hours are almost over!"
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"Ten minutes. Here. Have some Tic Tacs."
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"Get the hell out of here."
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"I'm sorry you came."
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"6:30. Time for your bath."
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"George. I'm hungry."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"No, I just fixed it a little bit."
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"He was in the early class today, but I think..."
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"...you made quite an impression on him yesterday."
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"What? What? Who? Me?"
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"- What impression? - Let me put this back."
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"No, no, now! Tell me now! What did he say?"
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"- He asked about you. - He asked about me?"
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"- That was good. That was very good. - He said you were just his type."
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"Okay. You're trying to hurt me? You're trying to injure me?"
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"He told me to tell you he'll be in your neighborhood tomorrow around 9:00."
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"He'll stop in front of your building if you wanna come down and say hello."
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"All right, Ma. I'll talk to you later."
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"Nothing. I'm watching Tiny Toons here on Nickelodeon."
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"I like kids' shows. They have a very innocent, wholesome quality."
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"Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's very, very good."
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"It's hot in there, so just walk around."
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"Yes, yes, yes."
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"The woman across the block Has nothing on"
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"Nothing on, nothing on"
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"The woman across the block Has nothing on, nothing on"
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"I don't keep real coffee here. I get my coffee on the outside."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Where did you get those socks? - I don't know."
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"- I think those are my socks. - How are these your socks?"
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"I don't know, but those are my socks."
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"I had a blue-striped pair just like that, and now I don't have them anymore."
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"Yeah, you fell asleep on the sofa, and I took them off your stinking feet!"
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"- Well, they're my socks! - They're my socks!"
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"I haven't been myself. I've snapped at everybody."
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"Hello."
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"You caved?"
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"- It's over? - You're out?"
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"- What happened? - It was..."
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"...John-John."
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"- John-John. - John-John."
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"But you made it through the day before."
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"But he told Joyce that he wants to meet me outside here at 9:00 tonight."
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"- Why outside here? - Because he thinks I live here."
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"Remember the cab? He dropped me off out front. He's picking me up."
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"...it's you and me."
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"Elaine Benes..."
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"...Kennedy Jr."
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"Okay."
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"Contest? A contest?"
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"This is what you do with your friends?"
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"It was just a bet. It actually started with George and his mother."
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"I don't wanna hear another word!"
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"To think how close I came to you being the one!"
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"I must have been out of my mind."
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"Marla."
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"Hi. I'm glad I ran into you."
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"I don't wanna have anything to do with you or your perverted friends."
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"Get away from me. You're horrible, horrible. All of you."
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"- What happened? - I told her about the contest."
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"Boy. She's a wacko."
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"- You were meeting Kennedy. - He didn't show."
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"Yeah, he did."
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"What? He's out there?"
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"- What? - He was talking to Marla."
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