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Clips from Seinfeld - The Contest (S04E04)

"She was, like, crying. He was consoling her."
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"She got into his car, and they just drove away."
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"- He left with Marla, the virgin? - Yeah."
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"- They drove away? - Yeah, drove away."
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"- You know, I said hello to him. He's... - Oh, my God in heaven."
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"He's waving."
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"Oh, John..."
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"Whatever it is you won't show us..."
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"...that's what we're obsessed with seeing."
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"...you'd see men buying Playhead magazine..."
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"This would be what we're interested in."
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"What are men in these cultures trying to look at when the women walk by?"
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"I told you, man, this place is hot!""
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"That's why if I found I was adopted, that would come as great news."
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""I'm adopted? That's great. ""
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"- What did you do? - I zipped up."
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"Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days."
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"I am never doing..."
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"- You don't think I can? - No chance."
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"No, Ma. I'm not gonna see a psychiatrist."
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"You know, if everyone who did that had to go see a psychiatrist..."
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"So..."
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"She's doing her wash."
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"...and I'm telling her to put those shades down."
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"Hang on, Ma. Hang on."
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"Did you get your hair done today?"
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"All you got is instant coffee? Why don't you get some real coffee?"
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"Oh, my God. The queen is dead."
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"I know how difficult this must have been for you."
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"Is that..?"
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"What about cultures, like in National Geographic..."
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"The men are going, "Boy, did you see that little indentation in her lip?"
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"You know they had to have sex at least once to have you."
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"Glamour?"
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"It's one big nude-o-rama."
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"Oh, I can wait."
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"- It's Elaine. - Come on up!"
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""Well, I don't know. I'm not positive. I can't prove it."
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"All right."
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"...that was wonderful."
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"- What? I have a situation? - I said you were single."
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"Let's go in the bedroom."
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"All right. Come on."
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"When we were boys looking through our windows..."
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"I don't understand why you can't do this for me!"
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"Yeah. Don't be ashamed. Don't be ashamed. That's good."
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"- Hey, what happened? - What?"
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"Kramer?"
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