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Clips from The Simpsons - Take My Wife, Sleaze (S11E11)

"Don't try and make me. If I have to get a divorce, I will!"
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"Our grand prize tonight is a vintage 1955..."
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"Harley-Davidson motorcycle,"
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"[ Gasping, Shouting ] I need a dance partner!"
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"[ Homer Screaming ]"
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"Let's rock Do the mental house rock"
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"Whoa!"
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"If you won't dance with the doc - [ Chuckling ]"
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"Well, well, well. I have never seen such reckless disregard..."
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"It's mine!"
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"Let's twirl some more platters at Greaser's Cafe..."
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"[ Howling ]"
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"Man, you're bending the hell out of that kickstand, Dad."
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"Why don'tyou just take it for a ride?."
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"- Promise you won't laugh?. - Yeah, I promise."
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"- I don't know how. - [ Laughing ]"
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"You're kidding!"
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"[Laughing Continues ] You don't know how!"
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"Will you teach me?."
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"Of course."
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"Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs"
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"So I guess you are my hero"
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"And there's something you should know"
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"I want to make it clear so I'm gonna sing it slow"
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"All right, class. Today we'll be sitting quietly in the dark..."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh!"
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"- Later, Homer. - Sweet hog, Mr, Simpson,"
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"Remember to rebel against authority, kids!"
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"- [ Grunts ] - Thankyou, Nelson."
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""Blessed are those"-"
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"Oh, the heckwith it. Church dismissed."
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"- [ Cheering ] - [ Bart ] All right."
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"[Motorcycle Engine Idling]"
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"- [ Revs ] - I know. I know."
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"[ Man On TV] And now back to your Tuesday morning movie,"
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"[ Revs ]"
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"Oh, I don't know what's come overJimmy."
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"He won't do his homework, he only salutes the flag with one finger..."
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"and he comes home every night with other people's blood on his shirt."
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"Just like that boy in that popular movie we saw."
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"When will you teens learn to be uncool like everyone else?."
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"- Never, pops. - That's right! Never!"
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"Yeah, you can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras."
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"A gang. That's the answer."
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"- Answer to what?. - Hey, don't make me hassle you, Lisa."
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"If you want to be in the gang, eventually you're gonna have to get motorcycles."
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"This gang's for rebels, Flanders, not "conformos.""
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"Well, if l were a member, we could use my rumpus room as our lair."
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"My rumpus room with the new bumper pool table?."
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"The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order."
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"- Or the Christ Punchers?. - The Christ-"
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"I- I don't think you understand my objection."
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"I'm the president, and the decision is mine."
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"We're Hell's Satans. Besides, I already made our club jackets."
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"Whoa! "Machine wash warm.""
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"- I'm watching you punks. - Can't hassle us, pig."
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"- Yeah, pig. - Yeah. Oink, oink, oink."
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"You'll make a mistake someday."
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"You can lock us away, but you'll never defeat the Cobras."
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"[ Mumbles ] Uh- Oink, oink, oink!"
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"- [Bell Dings ] - Get away from my store, you young hoodlums!"
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"You promised me no more brooms."
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"I know this is not your way. But we're in America now."
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"You took a picture of me when I was asleep?."
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"Well, if you'd been awake, you would've said no! You can see the bind I was in."
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""Her turn-ons include thievery and liquor."
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"Her turnoffs include underpants, pedestrians and justice.""
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"You're the Hell's Satans?. What a fun coincidence."
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"- My gang's name is also the- - Shut up!"
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"- [ Whimpering ] - You stole our club name."
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"According to our bylaws, we gotta stompyou."
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"Sorry. [ Gulps ] Done."
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"Oh, man!"
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"You got anything else with our logo on it?."
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"Me and mybuds just like to go"
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"Yeah. It's part of bein' a low life."
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"Hello, police?. Can you send a SWAT team..."
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"But you have so much inner beauty."
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"uh, the gang is wanted in eight other states."
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""Let Michigan handle it.""
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"[ Growling ]"
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"- [ Grunts ] - Stop that!"
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"Hey, this is a lot better than that rancid filth we find in the Dumpsters."
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"Thankyou, Ramrod."
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"Marge, how did you get my acket so clean?."
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"I've tried hitting 'em. I've tried yelling at 'em."
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"All it takes is the right cleanser and a little elbow grease."
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"- I tried spitting at it, you know, but- -Just put it on my sewing pile."
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"Hey! Hey! That's a leave-in conditioner!"
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"Plus, I think Rod and Todd are watching."
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"No, we're not!"
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"Okay, bikers, that's it!"
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"Benjamin Franklin once said that house guests are like fish at- at-"
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"Huh?. They're gone! Whoo-hoo!"
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"you know that hard look I get sometimes-"
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"and they ran away like schoolgirls with their tails between their legs."
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"[ Mock Laughing ]"
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"Way to go, Dad. Hey, where's the food?."
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"And why aren't I at school?."
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"Yeah. Someone really dropped the ball here."
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"Dad, there's a note on the back ofyour head."
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"- "P.S. We've taken your old lady." - D'oh!"
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"Could you at least tell me what you're planning to do with me?."
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"Hmm. Did you see that picture of me in-"
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"- And you still don't- - Sorry."
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"Now don't worry. I'm gonna search high and low for your mother."
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"But just in case I don't find her, I want you to contact this agency."
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""Korean Love Brides"?."
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"I just don't want to be alone!"
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"- [ Groaning ] [Man Singing]"
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"[ Dog Groans ]"
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"Yeah, come on"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Mmm. Mm-mm-mm. I'll showyou!"
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"[ Groaning ] What the- Mmm."
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"Some people never learn."
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"All right, Satans! We roll out at dawn."
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"- Where are we going?. - To the Bikers'Jamboree in South Dakota."
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"[ Together] Huh?."
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