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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Exploits a Miracle (S02E02)

"Well, we've all put on a few pounds since high school, so..."
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"Um, no."
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"- What did we call you in high school? - Rickety Cricket, dude!"
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"That's right. Rickety Crickety Legs."
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"Yeah, his legs were..."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, remember how you would pass out at parties..."
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"- and Dennis would tea-bag you? - Yeah, then I would take the photo."
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"We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty."
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"- It would be funnier as a priest. - Oh, my God. Those..."
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"- My balls on your chin. - Everybody loved you, man."
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"I think people still have copies. There's a lot floating around."
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"- I saw them on the Internet! - You were, like, famous in school."
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"- Yeah, practically. I got a whole shoe box of those things. - That's partially our doing."
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"- Well, let's... let's... I should get going, so, um... - Okay."
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"Hey, hey. Check it out though."
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"Um, why did you pause before you said "no" earlier?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Well, earlier when I asked you if my face looked fat, you kind of paused."
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"I'm not sure."
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"- Oh, yeah. You too. - Gentlemen."
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"- Cricket. - Later, Cricks. - See you, Rickety Crickety."
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"- I love that guy. - How do you know the priest?"
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"- Went to high school with him. - We should get him to bless the stain."
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"- Why? - This could be huge, Charlie."
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"I mean, endorsement from the Catholic Church."
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"No. No. See, you guys are taking this thing way too far."
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"Washing my hands of the whole situation, Lord."
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"He will smite you all. God will smite you all!"
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"Okay, uh, we should do it soon though because the pipe might leak a little more."
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"The stain could fade. You think this priest would help you guys?"
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"- I think Dee could get him to do it. - Yeah."
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"- if he ate a horse turd? - He ate the whole turd."
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"His breath smelled like shit."
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"- That's my girl. - It didn't really happen like that."
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"No. He ate the whole turd, and then she wouldn't kiss him."
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"- Oh! Yeah. - What is that?"
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"- Your skin's all blotchy. - No, it's not."
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"- He's not gonna do it. You got the crow's-feet. - Crow's-feet."
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"- No, I don't. - You're getting the lines there."
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"You know what? You guys are such assholes."
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"I'm gonna see what I can do."
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"Take care. Bye."
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"Matthew, hi."
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"Dee. Wow. What a nice surprise. What brings you here?"
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"Well, the guys and I kind of needed somebody to come and bless that stain in our bar."
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"- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm."
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"We don't do things like that. The Catholic Church..."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I know not them."
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"I was hoping you could do me a favor."
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"Oh, you know what? I did. I kind of led you on a little bit back then, didn't I?"
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"But I wasn't always a tease, you know?"
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"Remember? I let you do all my math homework."
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"Not sure I follow your logic."
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"Look, I'm not blessing the stain, okay?"
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"- Oh, no. Hold on a second. - I mean, the taste of that thing alone..."
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"Forget I came by about the stain. I don't care about that anymore."
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"I just... I know you really liked me back then, and I know I wasn't very nice to you."
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"And I think that's just because I was too stupid to realize how wonderful you are."
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"I'm sorry."
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"And for the record, I think that you grew up to be very handsome."
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"You do realize you're leading me on right now? I'm a priest."
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"- Am I? Oh, I didn't even know. - Yeah."
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"But if you wanted to grab a drink sometime..."
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"- You're still doing it. - Oh, my God. I don't..."
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"Wow, I... I think it's just 'cause you look so handsome in..."
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"- Please leave. - Okay, I'm gonna go now."
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"- Thank you. It would be best. - All right."
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"- God bless. - Yeah."
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"Would you care to make a donation in the name of Paddy's Pub to the Blessed Mother?"
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"- Mm-mmm. - Charlie, this needs to stop. If you guys don't do it..."
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"- I'm gonna do it myself. - You're telling me. I'm sick of doing this."
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"- God is going to show his wrath, Charlie. - Excuse me."
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"Are you the young man to whom the Holy Mother first appear?"
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"- You want me to bless you? - Please, senor."
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"Uh, yeah, sure, I guess."
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"- Gracias. - You're welcome."
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"Did you see that, dude?"
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"I just blessed that woman."
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"I may have saved that poor, wretched old person's life."
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"This could be my calling, Charlie."
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"What happened to all that God's wrath business, and this has to end..."
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"Yeah, I know. Don't worry about that, dude. I think this could actually be a good thing."
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"- We could change the world. - Okay, okay. All right."
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"New plan, all right? Let's go around, let's bless people."
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"- You could be my Peter. - Oh."
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"- Dress a little nicer though, 'cause you look like shit."
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"Hey. How'd it go with the priest?"
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"- Not gonna happen. - Did you put the moves on him?"
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"First of all, gross. I don't think you're supposed to whore out your kids."
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"Second of all, that guy is a really good person..."
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"and I've treated him like shit his whole life."
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"- For once I'm gonna do the right thing. - He thinks you're too old, huh?"
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"Goddamn it. Why do I speak to you, ever?"
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"- Hello. - Oh, wow."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"- You haven't eaten anything for three days? - And I feel great."
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"Why the hell are you fasting?"
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"I thought I would get in the spirit of the religious aspect of what we got going."
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"- It's 'cause we said his face looks fat. - It is not."
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"- People have been fasting for thousands of years... - Face looks fat."
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"- For health and religious purposes. Moses... - Fat face."
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"- Jesus and Moses in the woods and in the desert... - Pretty fat, right? Fat."
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"- Please listen to me. Please. - Forget it."
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"- Yeah. - All right? The priest thinks Dee's too old for him."
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"We gotta go to plan "B." I know another guy who could help us."
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"Father O'Grady? Uh..."
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"I'm Frank Reynolds. I was in your parish."
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"- What do you want? - We came to talk to you about a stain."
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"We found a stain in our bar that resembles the Virgin Mary."
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"- Cats are brown now. - What?"
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"The cats are brown."
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"What in the hell is he talking about?"
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"This guy's perfect. Let's go clean him up."
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"What are you doing?"
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"- What is that? - What? It's like..."
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"- Why are you dressed like this? - Come on. It's perfect."
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"- Where did you get it? - I have my sources."
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"- Ah, we look good. - All right. Let's just get started."
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"- Um... - Mmm."
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"Ah. Uh, excuse me, sir."
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