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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Exploits a Miracle (S02E02)

"Frank, you've gotta be kidding with these receipts."
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"- That's a terrible excuse, dude. - Well, I drank too much, so lay off."
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"Look!"
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"That is the Virgin Mary."
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"What if it's a sign? You guys, remember, I wanted to be a priest."
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"- That's a water stain, dude. - Or it could be a sign that we need to get our pipes fixed."
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"What if it's a miracle?"
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"Listen. It could be a miracle. It could be bullshit."
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"- So, what? You're a priest now? - Wow! Look at you. Little Matty Mara all grown up, huh?"
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"- Hey, Dennis, little Matty Mara's here. - Hey-oh!"
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"But, uh, it's an interesting stain. I'll give you that."
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"I've been better. I've been better."
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"Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?"
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"Actually, that was a long time ago."
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"- Those were hilarious. - You don't understand how much everybody loved those."
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"Uh, listen, Dee, it was great seeing you again."
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"- What? Why me? - Oh, "Why me?" she says."
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"The guy was in love with her. He would do anything for her."
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"- No. - All right. Remember the time you said you'd kiss him..."
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"- Hey, come on. This would be really good for the bar. - No. Screw you guys. No way."
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"- That's a bad attitude. - The priest may not do it because she's getting old."
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"Mmm. Five head. Laugh lines."
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"Dee, I'm not gonna bless a water stain."
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"I realize you were able to get me to do things for you in school, but..."
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"Well, what about that time we almost kissed?"
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"You made me eat a..."
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"Of course it does. I'm sorry, okay? Forget..."
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"- Yeah. - Could you bless me, please?"
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"- In the name of the Father, the Son, Holy Spirit. Amen. - Right hand."
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"Well, I don't know about that, but, uh..."
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"Well, actually, I should bless people though, but you could be my right-hand man."
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"Okay, I'll be your Peter."
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"Oh, well, I've been fasting for three days, so I probably look good."
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"No! Uh, wait a second. We just wanna have a few words with you."
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"I told you to dress nice. We look like salt and pepper shakers."
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"- Well, maybe I could just throw you one of... - Don't do it."
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"Okay, feel better. You're looking better already to me."
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"- Did you hear me? - Hmm?"
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"Because it's bullshit! I'm the one that wanted to become a priest..."
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"- Sorry, bro. You suck at it. - You wanna have a little competition?"
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"Well, God has a plan for everybody."
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"- I know that. - Okay."
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"Uh, let's stop there. Why is God asking Moses to remove his sandals?"
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"What's in between the lines is that he has to take off his damn sandals..."
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"You're buying this crap? You..."
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"- You get a drink after you bless the stain. - Shh!"
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"Then after he's finished, I will honor each and every one of you with a blessing of your own."
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"You can take that with you. Okay, Father. Anytime you're ready."
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"Right foot, left foot. There we go."
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"- Dee. Dee. - Whoa. You are not lookin' good, huh?"
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"- The Virgin Mary has left us! - No, she hasn't left us!"
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"- Looks like your followers are leaving you. - No!"
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"Yes! Yes, I had to."
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"You can't just go back, Dee. "Yeah, I wanna become a priest again." You can't."
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"You know what would make you feel better?"
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"- I'll get the camera! - Yeah!"
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"- Most would agree. - I don't agree."
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"- Will you look at your skin? - I am. What's the matter with it?"
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"- It's all blotchy. - How? I don't see it."
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"Dad, will you look at Sweet Dee's skin and tell me it's not blotchy?"
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"- Do I have to listen to this shit all morning? - Come on."
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"We were actually doing better before you took over."
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"Hey! Hey! What's up, guys? I didn't hear you guys come in."
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"Uh, you know, I was actually in here early opening up this morning..."
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"Charlie, we had an agreement."
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"This is a place of business, not your home."
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"- Uh, yeah, I know that. - Not supposed to sleep in the bar anymore, bro."
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"- I wasn't. - You didn't come home last night."
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"Oh, okay, okay. Well, guess what."
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"- I found some extensive water damage in the back office. - What?"
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"Yeah, so, maybe I'm not such a bad guy..."
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"for passing out in there and drinking too much or whatever."
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"Holy shit! Guys, come here! Come here! Check this out!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"- What? - Oh, take it easy, bro."
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"No, look. The head and the arms and the cape."
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"- Does look like it. Weird. - I don't see it."
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"There's only one thing we know for sure."
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"- What's that? - It's a goddamn gold mine."
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"Well, I'll tell you, Jim. I was in the back office..."
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"and I'd just finished praying on my rosaries."
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"And I was doing some crunches, you know, working on my abs."
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"And that's when I saw it."
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"And I thought to myself..."
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""That is definitely the mother of our Lord.""
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"Did my face look fat?"
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"- Yeah. - No, don't-don't screw with me here."
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"- Seriously. It's just the TV, right? - No, it's been looking fat."
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"So, if you like the Virgin Mary and you like beer, come on down to Paddy's Pub."
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"- We got 'em both. - Welcome to Paddy's Pub, home of the Blessed Mother."
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"Well, what price can one put on the viewing of a miracle?"
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"Give whatever you can."
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"These people are pathetic."
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"Yeah, Dad, I really don't feel very good about what we're doing in here."
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"Well, don't get all high-and-mighty on me."
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"I only made four dollars, Deandra. I think I can live with myself."
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"Let's move, lady. We got a long line here. Don't be selfish. All right. Rollin' on in."
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"This is one of the more ridiculous things we have ever done, dude."
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"I will tell you what is ridiculous... Taking advantage of the mother of God."
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"Are you kidding me? That is a water stain, man."
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"We are really pushing our luck with the big guy upstairs on this one."
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"- Go look at yourself, bro. - Okay, I'll do that."
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"- Yeah, do it. - Dee Reynolds?"
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"Oh, wow. It is you. Matthew Mara."
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"We were in physical therapy together twice a week after school."
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"I was the only other person in physical therapy with you."
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"- Huh. - I wore the giant leg braces."
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"- Oh, my God. Yeah, with the leg braces. - Yeah."
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"- Wow. You look different. - Yeah, so do you. No more back brace, I see."
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"- You look wonderful. Yeah. - Oh."
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"I knew it! I called it from across the bar, even without the cripple braces."
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"Hey, you come to witness the miracle for yourself?"
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"Miracle's a strong word, Mac. We don't just throw that around like a football."
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"- Well, you should. - Well, I just came out of curiosity."
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"See what you had at this bar of yours."
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"- You have to admit it's her, dude. - Well, it's quite a likeness."
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"- Yeah. You think it's a sign? - No, it's a stain."
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"- Hey, Matty. - Hello, Dennis. How are you?"
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"Let me ask you a question, man. I know it's been years since we've seen each other..."
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"but does my face look fat to you?"
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