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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Exploits a Miracle (S02E02)

"- Well, it was to me that the Virgin Mary first appeared. - Well, I found it."
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"- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it."
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"Yes, but, uh, I was the one who first recognized it was the Virgin Mary."
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"- I found it, if you want the truth. - You thought it was a stain."
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"I'd much prefer a blessing from him."
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"- Why? - He seems a lot more religious than you."
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"Don't do it, Charlie. Don't do it!"
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"- Ha! - Thanks a lot. I appreciate it."
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"- You are completely betraying me. You're supposed to be my Peter. - You know what, dude?"
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"Hear me out for a second. Now, technically, that stain did appear to me."
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"Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is..."
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"so am I the messiah?"
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"I don't know. Could be. I'm not ruling it out."
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"- You gotta be kidding me, dude. - Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways."
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"Ooh. I really wish you wouldn't take my name in vain."
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"How are we gonna get this guy to bless anything? He's out ofhis mind."
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"Well, I'm hoping it's mostly the booze talking."
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"Let's find some coffee. We can sober him up."
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"Dennis, I think you really gotta eat."
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"No, I just spaced out for a second. What's up?"
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"- Find some coffee. We don't have a ton of time. - Yeah."
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"Here's a confession. I'm in love with a man."
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"What?"
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"a man called God."
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"Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?"
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"- You betcha. - Can I talk to you, please?"
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"- Speaketh. - In private."
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"Okay."
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"Well, congratulations, Jim Jones."
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"You found the four people on the planet dumb enough to listen to your shit."
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"Give it a rest. You're not the messiah. You don't know dick about the Bible."
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"I'm the one that knew it was Mary, I'm the one that should have followers."
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"- Like what? - Let's go toe-to-toe on the Bible, bitch."
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"Ask and ye shall receive, sucker."
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been 10 years since my last confession."
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"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, what's on your mind, my dear?"
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"I'm in love with a man that I can't have, Father."
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"And he used to love me too, but then I was really mean to him..."
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"and now we'll never know what could have been."
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"Well, it's too late now."
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"He's made a commitment that can never be broken."
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"Let's drop this act, Matty. Listen, I think I have really strong feelings for you."
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"Dee, please don't do this."
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"You know what? It just seems like some kind of cruel joke."
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"I mean, you wanted me once, and now that you can have me..."
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"And, oh, Matty, I mean you could really, really have me."
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"You don't want it anymore?"
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"- Well, that seems dumb. - Well, it's not. It's God's plan."
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"- Yeah, well, God's plan sucks this time. You know why? - Mmm."
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"- 'Cause I think I love you, Matthew. - Don't say that, Dee."
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"I have to say it, and I'm gonna tell you why."
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"Because if I don't say it, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life."
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"Okay, maybe that's not "God's plan" or whatever. I don't care."
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"I want you to know something. I love you."
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"And I... I could be your wife, and I could spend the rest of my days making you happy."
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"- Dee? - Yes. It's me."
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"- I know it's you. Just please, please leave. - No, listen. Wait, wait, wait."
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"I don't know what God wants for us, all right?"
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"But I do know God brought you into our bar..."
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"and maybe that was just so I could say I'm sorry, but that sounds stupid."
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"I don't think that's why. That's not big enough. He works bigger than that."
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"Maybe his plan is for us to be together because he did have you come to our bar. Matty?"
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"- What? - Open the door."
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"- No. - Matty, open the door."
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"I love you."
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"- Say seven Hail Marys. - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on."
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"I love you."
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""When the Lord saw that he had gone over to look at the burning bush..."
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""God called from within."
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"'Moses, come no closer! Remove your sandals, for"'..."
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"Well, you didn't let me finish, dude. It's because Moses is about to walk on holy ground."
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"- No, actually, it's not. - Yes, it is. That's the next line."
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""Remove your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.""
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"But what's in between the lines?"
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"because it's sacred ground."
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"No! Sacred ground? Sacred ground?"
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"And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot."
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"God doesn't think Moses is gonna do it."
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""Hey, Moses, kick your shoes off."
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"Come on. Walk around a burning bush"?"
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"You know, that's like asking me to take my shoes off and stand on a hot plate."
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"I'm not gonna do it... unless God asks me to."
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"And then I am, just like Moses."
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"Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?"
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"His feet aren't gonna get burned."
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"No. God is gonna reward him with some sweet-ass shoes."
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"It's like, "Oh. Oh. You risk your feet, you get some shoes.""
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"That's the way God works, 'cause God loves us."
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"Trust in God, he'll give you shoes."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"All right. Here we go."
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"- Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot. - What are you doing? Who's this?"
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"This crazy, drunk priest..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no."
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"Ooh, cats! And they're brown!"
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"Oh, this guy is great. Hey, you think he'll bless me?"
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"- Love to. - Great. Hey!"
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"It's okay, Frank. Hey, everybody, gather round."
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"This priest here is going to bless me."
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"The Father, Son and Holy Spirit."
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"What is wrong with you, old man?"
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"- Why would you bring somebody like this into the bar?"
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"Charlie, get the camcorder. The father's gonna bless the stain."
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"Truth, truth. Face fat?"
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"No, you idiot. Your face is fine."
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"I just got mad that you called mine blotchy."
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"- Oh. Why-Why-Why... - What?"
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"- Why you do that? - Oh, um, because you're a bad person."
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"- Charlie, you got the camcorder? - Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it."
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"- Oh, Mac, Mac. This endorsement's gonna put me over the top. - Go to hell, Charlie."
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"Oh, these people are gonna be eating out of my divine hands."
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"- These people are gonna catch on to your shit. - Are they really? Hello."
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"No! No, get away from there!"
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"- Get him away! - Get... Back off. Oh."
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"- What did you do, you shithead? You ruined it! - Yeah."
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"Oh! It's gone!"
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"- Uh, no, actually, it's not gone. - It's gone!"
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"- You can see the outline. - She abandoned us 'cause we listen to a false prophet!"
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"- No! False pro... - False prophet."
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"Don't go. She'll come back."
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