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Clips from Taxi - Elaine and the Lame Duck (S01E01)

Taxi!

"Taxi!"

Taxi

Thank goodness!

"Thank goodness!"

Taxi

( laughing )

"( laughing )"

Taxi

Oh.

"Oh."

Taxi

Oh.

"Oh."

Taxi

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Taxi

Who's going to vote for a man

"Who's going to vote for a man"

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A schlemiel is a guy

"A schlemiel is a guy"

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Have, uh, have you decided yet, Elaine?

"Have, uh, have you decided yet, Elaine?"

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( laughs )

"( laughs )"

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ALL: Ooh!

"ALL: Ooh!"

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Well, I mean, if it doesn't get really intimate...

"Well, I mean, if it doesn't get really intimate..."

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I mean, he's not the man of my dreams, but I like him.

"I mean, he's not the man of my dreams, but I like him."

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and so she was the only one left out.

"and so she was the only one left out."

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I'm not sore.

"I'm not sore."

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I mean, you want advice?

"I mean, you want advice?"

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Now listen to me.

"Now listen to me."

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Walter, I let you stay because I care about you.

"Walter, I let you stay because I care about you."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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It's too much.

"It's too much."

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( theme music playing )

"( theme music playing )"

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MAN: Taxi!

"MAN: Taxi!"

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( whistling )

"( whistling )"

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Take this cab to Cuba.

"Take this cab to Cuba."

Taxi

Did you hear that?

"Did you hear that?"

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I said Cuba, like... like a hijack.

"I said Cuba, like... like a hijack."

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God, life. I love it!

"God, life. I love it!"

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Don't you love it?

"Don't you love it?"

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Don't you love life, driver?

"Don't you love life, driver?"

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No, we're just good friends.

"No, we're just good friends."

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Where to?

"Where to?"

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Well, where do you want to go now, Jill?

"Well, where do you want to go now, Jill?"

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You want to go out dancing?

"You want to go out dancing?"

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754 West 23rd street.

"754 West 23rd street."

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Seven... that's where you live.

"Seven... that's where you live."

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Yes, it is.

"Yes, it is."

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A-ha. You mean you want to go to... your place.

"A-ha. You mean you want to go to... your place."

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Desperately.

"Desperately."

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You heard her.

"You heard her."

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I heard her.

"I heard her."

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Oh, wasn't that a great restaurant?

"Oh, wasn't that a great restaurant?"

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Especially nice when you can share it

"Especially nice when you can share it"

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with someone you like.

"with someone you like."

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It must be.

"It must be."

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You know, uh...

"You know, uh..."

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there are those who claim oysters

"there are those who claim oysters"

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to be an aphrodisiac.

"to be an aphrodisiac."

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Let me out here.

"Let me out here."

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It's not the address you gave me.

"It's not the address you gave me."

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Yeah, I want to walk.

"Yeah, I want to walk."

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I need some air.

"I need some air."

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You can't get out here.

"You can't get out here."

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This is a terrible part of town.

"This is a terrible part of town."

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He's right, you know. You can get killed in this neighborhood.

"He's right, you know. You can get killed in this neighborhood."

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Well, in that case, let him out.

"Well, in that case, let him out."

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Did I say something to offend you tonight?

"Did I say something to offend you tonight?"

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Everything after hello.

"Everything after hello."

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Please, Jill,

"Please, Jill,"

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the driver can hear us.

"the driver can hear us."

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No, not a word.

"No, not a word."

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I don't care if he can hear us.

"I don't care if he can hear us."

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I want him to hear us.

"I want him to hear us."

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I want a witness to what this evening

"I want a witness to what this evening"

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was like for me while it's still fresh in my memory.

"was like for me while it's still fresh in my memory."

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He insisted on ordering the meal in French.

"He insisted on ordering the meal in French."

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My main course was ten pats of butter.

"My main course was ten pats of butter."

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If you were having such a lousy time,

"If you were having such a lousy time,"

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why didn't you say something earlier?

"why didn't you say something earlier?"

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What did you think that I meant

"What did you think that I meant"

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when I said two hours ago,

"when I said two hours ago,"

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"Please, for the love of God, take me home"?

""Please, for the love of God, take me home"?"

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I thought you were coming on to me.

"I thought you were coming on to me."

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Okay, here we are.

"Okay, here we are."

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Uh... can I see you to the door?

"Uh... can I see you to the door?"

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No.

"No."

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I guess this means

"I guess this means"

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you don't want to sleep with me.

"you don't want to sleep with me."

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Where to?

"Where to?"

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Who cares?

"Who cares?"

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Hey, it's none of my business,

"Hey, it's none of my business,"

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but if you want my opinion,

"but if you want my opinion,"

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she was no great prize, you know.

"she was no great prize, you know."

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With all the women in this city,

"With all the women in this city,"

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you don't have to get hung up on her.

"you don't have to get hung up on her."

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That's easy for you to say.

"That's easy for you to say."

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You're a cab driver.

"You're a cab driver."

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You have women in your cab all day long.

"You have women in your cab all day long."

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I never meet anybody.

"I never meet anybody."

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What do you do?

"What do you do?"

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I'm a United States Congressman.

"I'm a United States Congressman."

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Say, uh, listen, I'll just check in,

"Say, uh, listen, I'll just check in,"

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and then maybe we can go for a beer.

"and then maybe we can go for a beer."

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What do you say?

"What do you say?"

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I'm in no hurry.

"I'm in no hurry."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Where's Louie?

"Where's Louie?"

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Oh, hi.

"Oh, hi."

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Took his mom to the dentist.

"Took his mom to the dentist."

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In the middle of the night?

"In the middle of the night?"

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Yeah, he found this discount dentist

"Yeah, he found this discount dentist"

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only works nights.

"only works nights."

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Leave it to Louie, right?

"Leave it to Louie, right?"

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Yeah. Very romantic.

"Yeah. Very romantic."

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Root canal by starlight.

"Root canal by starlight."

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Hey, listen. You want a cup of coffee?

"Hey, listen. You want a cup of coffee?"

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It may be a while.

"It may be a while."

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Oh, sure.

"Oh, sure."

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You know, I think you're the first congressman

"You know, I think you're the first congressman"

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we've ever had in this garage.

"we've ever had in this garage."

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I still don't think of myself as a congressman.

"I still don't think of myself as a congressman."

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You see, Dad's a major contributor

"You see, Dad's a major contributor"

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to the party, so, to thank him,

"to the party, so, to thank him,"

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they, uh, they ran me for Congress.

"they, uh, they ran me for Congress."

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Yeah, and you won the election. That's great.

"Yeah, and you won the election. That's great."

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In a district my party's always won.

"In a district my party's always won."

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But you won.

"But you won."

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The week before the election

"The week before the election"

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my opponent was convicted of murder.

"my opponent was convicted of murder."

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But you did win.

"But you did win."

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We had to have a runoff.

"We had to have a runoff."

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