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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Hot Towel (S07E07)

"Mm-hmm. For traveling... a little traveling tip."
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"- 'Cause it's very comfortable. - Yes. Yeah."
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"These planes, if you notice, get very hot."
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"- Ah. Yes, they do. - I'm sorry, I didn't see where I had to check"
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"with the person I'm sitting next to what I should wear."
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"- Because there's somebody sitting next to me. - Yeah, okay. Okay."
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"What if they were a woman's in a skirt?"
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"Would you say that to her if a woman's in a skirt?"
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"( Yelling )"
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"She must've put it in the microwave."
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"Don't you think? I mean, have you ever seen anything like this is your life?"
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"I bet you I could sue 'em. Don't you think?"
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"Do I have a case? Tell me."
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"could recommend a high-value settlement for that burn."
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"I am loving the music in the waiting room."
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"I'll bet you... that would be a good gift, would it not?"
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"with the hand. Who knows? Something comes up,"
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"You know, what are the odds of something happening? Zero."
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"I like the idea of having my doctor's number in my wallet."
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"I don't want to be in your wallet."
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"get the number from my receptionist"
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"- on the way out. - Okay."
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"what are you... What's your social situation?"
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"You're still... you're still having nightmares about that?"
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"You can admit it... You made a mistake."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, my friend Christian slater's gonna be there."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- Oh my god, she's a doll. - Oh god."
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"- Yeah. Really? - Well, I was so desperate."
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"It's from the car, I think, when you park."
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"Right. You're making out in the driver's seat,"
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"Then I think I'll have a shot."
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"- lar! I didn't see you come in. - Hey!"
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"I can't believe you did that."
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"No, it's just, you know, the last..."
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"- "The freak book." - That was a good gift,"
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"Is it a lot better than the gifts you've been getting?"
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"- no, it's a great gift. Thank you. - Thank you."
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"Of course. The host has to circulate."
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"( Chuckles ) Jesus Christ."
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"It's unbelievable. What do you think I'm gonna do, pass this up?"
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"I know, but I think you're going over your allotment a little bit. No?"
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"- Mmm. Okay. - It's a nice thing to do."
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"maybe take a little bit more, step away again."
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"Let me just scoop a little more on here"
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"and I'm gonna step away then."
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"- Wow. - Enjoy the party."
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"Mary: Larry, did you eat all that caviar?"
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"- Hey, it wasn't me. - Then who was it?"
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"Happy anniversary to an incredible couple."
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"We're not gonna get you a toaster or a blender,"
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"- I'm not... I'm not done. - No no no no, that was terrific."
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"that I helped myself to too much caviar."
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"It's there to be eaten, you know?"
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"( Chuckles )"
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"Hey, mind your own business. How about that?"
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"- Jeff? - Umm, no."
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"I distinctly recall asking you not to call me."
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"No no, I didn't call."
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"Look. I'm in the other room"
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"I'm working. I had to walk in here."
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"Now I'm talking to you. That's a call."
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"You know, I don't have an hourglass set up here,"
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"I have things to do, Mr. David."
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"Did I mention that I'm going to the restaurant tonight?"
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"- That's what... - You didn't like my food?"
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"You are the only one that thinks that."
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"Anyway, I'd better shut up, because I'm planning on..."
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"A big big move."
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"- Is that what this is? - Yeah, exactly."
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"- A big storm warning? - I'm babe Ruth calling the shot."
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"Ted Danson?"
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"- Mary Jane: Is that weird? - It was great."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you could. You could."
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"- No, not really. - You somehow..."
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"No, I gave you a gift and I just think that"
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"the nice thing to do would have been"
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""hey, you know what? Why don't you come with us?""
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""Was there a stipulation on the gift certificate""
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"- I paid for your gift. - What, have you got a beef with me now?"
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"At least I got you a gift, okay?"
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"I'm sorry about that, but it had nothing to do with her."
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"I just... I can't stand the sound of the human voice."
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"It's bullshit. He's making it up."
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"Huh? While we're eating? We don't..."
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"( Groans ) damn it."
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"- Okay. - I kinda prefer that side."
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"You're so agreeable. I really love that about you."
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"What's going on here? ( Laughs )"
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"What are you talking... you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend."
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"Uh... oh, nothing."
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"Oh, god. No no, I'm watching TV."
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"'cause this will suck... Seriously... for me."
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"I... I can't get into this now."
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"He will not understand this situation."
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"Yeah, I don't understand the situation."
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"He will kill me. He will kill you. We can talk about it later."
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"- Kill me? Is he a big guy? - You don't want to find out."
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"Well, I liked the osso buco."
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"You know who never makes a mistake like that? My service."
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"You have a beautiful home, by the way."
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"- I know that house. - You know, I'm a little uncomfortable"
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"Everything is so confidential, you know?"
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"I have too many patients. I don't want them all to have my information."
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"Well, don't call, don't knock on the door..."
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"I don't quite see the connection."
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"( Phone rings )"
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"( Beeps )"
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"He found your bandage in the garbage can here"
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"What? Yeah, it was really horrible."
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"- Well, I can't go out! - My family is here!"
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"Do you mind if I stay on the steps, Mrs. Morrison?"
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"An emergency call. I have your home phone number"
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"Somebody's chasing me. There's a guy after me."
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"- What are you wearing? - What? I'm wearing shorts."
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"I buy you a fantastic gift,"
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"- So what? - That's my $150!"
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"Take your $150... - ...And not be able to carry a tune!"
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"( Tires screech )"
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