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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Hot Towel (S07E07)

"- Please. Come on. - All right, all right."
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"Sammy: * you're just too good to be true *"
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"You squashed the spirit of a talented young girl!"
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"- What are you doing here? - Uh, listen."
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"He's gonna come out and... you should go."
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"You're not looking for Larry David by any chance, are you?"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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"( Scratching )"
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"Let me, uh... let me give you a little tip, okay?"
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"Try not to wear shorts."
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"- Are you kidding? - Honestly. No, I'm not."
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"I'm comfortable in pajamas, but I don't wear pajamas on a plane."
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"I like to sing. I like to whistle."
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"I like to play the bongos on my leg."
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"- I like to imitate horses... - Okay."
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"- But I don't do it, okay? - All right."
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"Wow, you're very uptight, dude. Very uptight."
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"- Uptight? I don't think it's "uptight." - It's just shorts, man."
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"- If they were hairy. - Okay."
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"Are you ready for a hot towel?"
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"Huh. - Only me. Only me this happens to."
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"- Would you testify for me? - No."
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"- You wouldn't testify? - No, I wouldn't."
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"I find that odd and troubling."
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"Yeah, it would be hard to find a doctor who, in good conscience,"
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"Okay. I'll drop it."
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"- Forget about it. - Okay. By the way,"
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"- Oh. - The opera? Fabulous."
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"I'm glad you like it."
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"I got the idea from an Italian restaurant..."
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"A new Italian restaurant called Matteo's."
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"They have live singers who do some arias"
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"- from various Italian operas. - No kidding?"
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"- Yeah yeah yeah yeah. - What a fabulous idea."
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"I need to buy an anniversary gift for my friends."
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"- It'd be a great gift. - A gift certificate to this restaurant?"
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"Absolutely. Yeah. Do it."
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"- All right. Thank you. Thank you for everything. - You're welcome."
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"- I'm sorry to bother you, you know. - No problem."
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"- Well, should I come back? - No, you don't need to come back."
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"It'll be healed before you walk out the door. - ( Laughs )"
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"Okay."
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"You know what?"
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"I'd love to get your home phone number"
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"just in case of an emergency or something else"
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"- it's nice to have. - I don't give out my home phone number."
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"You know, I understand all that,"
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"but I would feel better, you know."
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"It would make me feel more secure."
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"Nothing's gonna happen. I'm never gonna call."
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"- and they'll contact me. - Yeah, then I have to deal with the middleman,"
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"sort of, and maybe the service isn't there."
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"Why does he have the privilege of talking to you and not me?"
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"- I'm your patient. - You have a problem."
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"then I respond to you."
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"It works like a charm! It works every time!"
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"I want you in my wallet."
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"- What do you think? - I'll make an exception in your case"
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"purely in the interest of getting on with my day."
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"- Fantastic. Thanks so much. - All right."
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"I do not expect you to abuse it"
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"and I don't want you to call me directly at home, all right?"
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"But if it'll make you feel better,"
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"- Keep it dry... - Keep it dry."
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"And don't call."
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"- Hello. - Larry: Really?"
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"- Hey. Hi. - Hi. Hi."
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"- Hi. - How are you?"
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"- It's been a while. - Uh, yeah."
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"- Well, you look good. - So do you."
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"Thank you. How are things?"
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"I just came from the doctor. I've got two months to live."
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"- It's terrible. - Not very funny."
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"Yeah, I'm trying to get women to take pity on me,"
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"so they'll sleep with me, you know. That's all."
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"So I just tell everybody that."
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"- Hmm. - So, um,"
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"- Are you married? - God no."
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"You regret breaking up with me though."
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"You... oh, Larry, you're the same!"
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"We should go out. We should go out and catch up."
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"- You know, that would be fantastic. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah, let's do that. - What about tonight?"
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"Tonight I'm going to Ted Danson's anniversary party."
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"- Christian slater? - Yeah."
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"- He's a friend of yours? - Yeah, tell him I said hi."
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"- Um, how about tomorrow? - Okay."
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"- We're gonna have a date? - Yeah."
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"- Do you have my number? - I do."
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"- What? Do you think I threw away your number? - You do not have my..."
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"I've got the number of every woman I've ever gone out with in my life."
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"Believe me. I'm gonna see you tomorrow."
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"- Yeah. ( Laughs ) - I've changed."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Mozzarella? Yeah."
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"One of my favorites."
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"- I ran into her today. - How's she look?"
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"- Fantastic. - Really?"
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"- You know? - Yeah. Why'd she go out with you?"
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"I don't know why she went out with me."
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"I don't know. That's a good question."
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"- A big bowl of out of your league. - Way out of my league."
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"- Huge time. - Well, that's why she got rid of me."
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"She could sense the insecurity."
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"- They pick up on it. - Instantly."
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"- I'm seeing her tomorrow night. - Really?"
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"Yeah. She asked me."
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"Maybe she's got the desperation this time."
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"- Hopefully. - Hopefully."
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"It's a lot easier to work with their desperation than mine."
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"- Let me ask you a question. Sexually... - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Can I... can I pick up where I left off with her?"
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"Absolutely. You put in your time."
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"I mean, it's like 15 years later, but..."
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"Everything you've done before counts."
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"Yes. I don't know."
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"In terms of unhooking bras, I'm really gonna be in trouble."
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"- Look at this? - Well, why don't you use your right hand?"
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"I'm... I'm a lefty unhooker. I can't unhook righty."
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"you lean over, it's your left hand that's doing the unhooking."
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