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Clips from South Park - The Problem with a Poo (S22E22)

"Just keep breathing."
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"I'm just a co-worker helping another co-worker in need."
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"Yeah, well, people might get the wrong idea!"
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"a person little girls could look up to."
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"I certainly do not want to put any pressures on you as a female,"
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"but at times I wonder if there is more we should discuss."
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"There's nothing to discuss!"
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"I made a mistake, and I am moving forward!"
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"My civil rights are under attack."
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"The whole thing is my creation!"
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""The city council can suck my Mexican dick.""
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"It was a joke."
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"But it really wasn't my fault."
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"The fact is, I went home last night, and I was angry."
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"I couldn't sleep, so I took some Ambien."
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"And then I started tweeting."
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"Ambien messes with my head. You ever take that crap?"
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"You want us to take this up against Ambien?"
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"Well, I thought maybe I could get them"
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"in a defecation lawsuit."
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"Argh."
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"And I never, ever would've said those things"
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"about the city council,"
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"Why not?"
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"And I just thought maybe we could"
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"convince the city council to hire me back."
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"[ Door slams ]"
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"Oh. Kyle."
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"[ Sadly ] Howwwwdy ho."
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"Just trying to find some help."
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"Wait a minute -- You!"
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"Me? What can I do?"
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"Please, Kyle."
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"You're the only person left who can help me."
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"Paging Dr. Bender."
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"Your vice principal gave birth to all five babies"
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"with no epidural."
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"I must say, she's a very strong woman."
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"That she is."
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"The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away."
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"There are her babies right there."
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"Three boys and two girls."
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"I think it's wrong to force gender specification upon them"
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"at this young age."
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"The quints are all Caucasian, blue-eyed,"
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"What's that?"
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"It's okay! It's okay!"
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"Doctor, would it be possible for me"
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"to hold the PC Babies?"
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"I'm sorry. That's only for the mother and father."
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"Though, according to the vice principal,"
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"[ Ball dribbling ]"
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"[ Backboard rattles ]"
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"I think I figured it out. What?"
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"There's by-laws in the city council"
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"can't be terminated without a hearing."
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"I need you guys there as character witnesses."
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"Not getting the stink on me."
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"He's meant a lot to this town."
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"Dude, why do you keep defending him, Kyle?"
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"Come on, guys. We can't just turn our backs."
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"How many times has Mr. Hankey been there for us?"
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"Look, he messed up,"
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"but I don't know if he deserves everything"
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"Mm, let's see how that goes for you in 2018."
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"Shh. It's okay. The babies are fine."
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"They're the most PC babies I've ever seen."
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"And if anyone has a problem with that,"
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"and they can take it up with me!"
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"for the students."
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"I'll start working on an all-school proposal."
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"Oh, yes, very good, Vice Principal."
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"All right, Mommy!"
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"Your little bundles of joys are here."
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"Oh, and who's this."
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"Everything good here?"
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"[ Cries ]"
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"[ Babies cry ]"
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"Aw! Are these PC babies?"
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"And now, live from the town courthouse,"
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"[ Indistinct talking ] [ Gavel bangs ]"
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"[ Sniffles loudly ]"
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"14 hours ago, did you or did you not say,"
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"Yes."
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"That was a bad attempt at a Christmas joke."
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"But there's nothing in that statement about Christmas."
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"That's was I said, it was a bad attempt."
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"You wanna hear a good Christmas joke?"
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"In 2005, you said that --"
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"You said that you had no recollection --"
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"[ Sniffles loudly ]"
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"Sorry. I got the sniffles."
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"how important these statements are"
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"All I understand is, it's only eight weeks until Christmas."
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"on the most magical part of the whole year."
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"What did you mean last night when you tweeted,"
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""The Mayor of South Park is a titless whore"?"
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"[ Loud thud ]"
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"Oh, come on! It was a joke!"
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"That's it! That's it."
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"I've had enough of this whole fucking sham!"
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"Fuck all you and fuck this whole system!"
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"It's okay."
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"Oh, what adorable little babies!"
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"My, they look very PC!"
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"Oh no, no."
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"They're not very PC, at all."
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"Aww! Look at the PC babies!"
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"They actually aren't PC."
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"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky's becoming a Republican?"
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"Oh, God. Shhhh! No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Excuse me, where is the Oriental food aisle?"
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"Gee-whiz."
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"Thanks for comin' out with me, Kyle."
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"These days, it's like you're my only friend."
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"So what's the plan, huh?"
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"What you got figured out to get my job back?"
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"I had a plan."
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"Sometimes, when I take Ambien,"
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"I'm really groggy and moody the next day."
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