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Clips from South Park - The Problem with a Poo (S22E22)

"Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪"
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"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"[ Sirens wailing ]"
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"The town is looking to us for answers,"
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"We need to cut the budget for this year's Christmas pageant."
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"He's not going to take this well."
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"Mr. Hankey, we called you in to let you know that"
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"What?"
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"The decision has already been made."
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"Thank you, Mr. Hankey, and good luck with the show."
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"[ Police radio chatter ]"
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"Okay, stop."
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"I wanted the Denver Symphony."
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"But they cut my budget, and I'm stuck with you."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"you might want to discuss with me."
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"Hey, I am a strong woman, all right?"
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"but that was long ago,"
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"I was just thinking there might still possibly be some fallout from --"
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"[ All knocking on door ]"
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"Dude. Kyle. Dude."
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"Dude. What?"
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"Did you read what Mr. Hankey tweeted last night?"
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"Howwwwwdy ho!"
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"Mr. Hankey, everyone's really mad at you."
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"Why would you tweet that?!"
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"The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night,"
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"The vice principal has asked to speak with you today."
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"about in vitro fertilization, and after that,"
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"♪ It's Christmas time ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, Christmas time ♪"
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"Hankey!"
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""The city council members"
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"Please give me another chance."
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"[ Breathing heavily ] I didn't need your help."
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"to be the strongest woman possible --"
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"If those girls thought that I was the type"
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"They can't just fire me from the Christmas show!"
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"Uh, last night, you tweeted,"
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"Get it?"
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"Okay, okay, look, I know -- It wasn't a good joke."
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"but the Ambien makes me kind of black out."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't represent pieces of shit."
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"that if you defend poop, you get stained."
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"There isn't a lawyer in town who will take me."
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"You have lawyer blood inside your veins!"
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"You can help me with my defecation lawsuit, Kyle!"
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"You and me, pal, we are gonna fight the system!"
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"[ Intercom beeps ]"
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"Oh, dude. Bro."
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"Yes, cute, little buggers, aren't they?"
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"and something kind of weird."
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"the likes of which I have never seen."
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"Watch this. [ Intercom clicks ]"
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"They left! They left!"
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"the father doesn't even exist."
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"You guys! Hey, guys!"
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"How to get Mr. Hankey another chance."
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"that community service leaders"
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"He has a right to be heard."
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"Yeah, you know everyone in town thinks he's a piece of shit."
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"Mmm, once, kind of?"
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"[ Rim rattles ]"
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"Vice Principal?"
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"My babies! Where are they?"
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"Resting in the nursery."
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"You shouldn't be here."
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"Nobody took advantage of me! Not took advantage."
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"You know what I'm saying. And I'm a strong woman!"
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"All I want to do is help."
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"We can say I'm the manny."
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"Oh, yes, that curriculum should be fine"
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"I am the manny."
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"Anyone have a problem with that?"
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"[ Chuckling ] No, not at all."
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"[ Sniffles loudly ]"
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"Mr. Hankey, do you understand"
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"to the citizens of this town?"
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"we're all gonna miss out"
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"It's Christmastime!"
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"Shh."
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"We just need to get some diapers."
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"Shh."
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"Thank you."
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"No?"
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"The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth."
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"[ Babies cry ] [ Laughter ]"
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"[ Crying intensifies ] Shhh! Quiet! There's PC babies!"
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"You decided to call the mayor a titless whore."
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"is a smear campaign?"
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"Kyle! That's it! The holiday spirit!"
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"It's October!"
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"is get everyone in the Christmas mood!"
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"We can bring the whole spirit of the holidays early!"
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"No, no, no. Kyle, you gotta help me!"
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"Even my wife left with the nuggets"
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"Please!"
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"I'll help you."
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"to South Park!"
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"Aww, look at the little PC babies!"
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"[ Synthesizer music plays ]"
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"That's right, everybody! Who loves the holidays?"
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"[ PC babies cry ]"
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"Let's not forget that boys and girls"
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"all over the world are --"
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"[ Crying intensifies ]"
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"Sometimes, PC Babies"
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"Lemme go, Kyle! These people are idiots!"
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"[ Crying continues ]"
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"Mommy, something stinks."
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"You stand up for all pieces of crap?"
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"Asshole!"
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"They're going to erase me"
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"♪♪"
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"Kyle...we can all be shitty sometimes."
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"♪♪"
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"like their mother."
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"We did the most un-PC thing imaginable."
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"Then, I'll just try to be the best principal to them"
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"give ourselves a little, nice pat on the back,"
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