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Clips from South Park - The Problem with a Poo (S22E22)

"It's a real side affect."
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"it's printed right on the bottle!"
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"[ Scoffs ] I don't know how much longer"
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"People are starting to think I'm shitty."
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"Kyle, don't you understand this whole thing"
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"Why are people focusing on a few stupid words I said"
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"when Christmas is just around the corner?!"
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"It's like everyone's forgot about what Christmas means --"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I have homework and stuff!"
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"You're all I have!"
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"'cause of all the pressure!"
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"Okay, fine!"
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"But listen to me,"
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"I don't care how restless you get tonight."
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"No Ambien."
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"Well, maybe just a "liddol" if I really can't sleep."
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"No! None!"
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"If you want my help this time,"
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"Yay! It's a deal!"
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"We're gonna bring the spirit of Christmas"
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"Uh, no. We're from Missouri."
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"I know a PC baby when I see one!"
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"[ Coddling voice ] Who loves social justice?"
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"Who's the future? Who's the big bad future?"
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"Yes, they are. [ Giggles ]"
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"All right. Please, move along folks."
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"We don't want the babies to get excited."
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"♪♪"
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"Mr. Hankey: Hello, South Park!"
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"Come on, everybody! Get over here!"
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"Guess what time it is?"
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"[ Fireworks whistle, explode ]"
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"[ Crowd cheers ]"
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"[ Crying continues ]"
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"Hey! Hey, careful! You're upsetting the PC babies!"
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"Christmas season means peace on earth"
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"and good will towards men."
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"It's about loving each other, right?"
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"don't even know what they're crying about."
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"Well, then tell the babies to shut the fuck up!"
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"[ Crowd groans, boos ]"
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"to a Christmas show anyway?!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Horn honks ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Uh-huh."
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"♪♪"
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"Kyle, listen."
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"It was 3:00 a.m. last night,"
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"and I still hadn't slept, so I d--"
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"Kyle!"
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"They're gonna run me out of town, Kyle."
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"You want them to erase me, too?"
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"Uh...[ Groans ]"
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"They're so PC, like..."
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"We'll never keep them quiet."
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"Our only hope is to keep them hidden."
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"Can they ever know that I'm their dad?"
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"Think about what that would do to them."
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"We can never let them know the debaucherous,"
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"sickening circumstances that brought them into this world."
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"And I'll be their strongest vice principal,"
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"and not do anything to upset them."
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"Today..."
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"The longtime union of this town and the holiday figure"
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"is over for good."
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"We should all feel pretty great about ourselves,"
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"as we, as a society, continue"
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"to try and sweep away all the poop."
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"Well, everyone... I guess this is goodbye."
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"It sure has been swell-"
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"No good-byes, Hankey. You just need to go."
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"A Poober -- They have that?"
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"Oh, you mean Lyft."
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"into your hearts."
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"He'll have to find a place"
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"There are still places out there"
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"Howwwwwdy ho!"
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"Welcome, my friend."
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"Please, rest your wary feet"
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"ALL: Hooray!"
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"Were you on Twitter last night?"
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"Yeeeahhhh."
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"Did you tweet, "The kids of South Park"
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"Why would you tweet that?!"
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"♪ Ample parking day or night ♪"
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"Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪"
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"isn't the best representation of Christmas."
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"not "Let's All Suck Balls.""
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"Vice Principal Strong Woman?"
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"I was seeing if there's anything"
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"Nope. We're just gonna forget about it"
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"to dis-- to discuss?"
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"[ Exhales sharply ]"
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"♪ He's loaded goodies on his sleigh ♪"
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"so I took some Ambien."
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"and I called the schoolkids homos."
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"It's okay. We'll be at the hospital soon."
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"I have worked my whole life"
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"Look at me! I don't even have a dick!"
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"[ Door slams ]"
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"Argh."
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"You're the son of a lawyer."
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"Funny. That's exactly what their mother said."
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"[ Over microphone ] Three black guys walk into a bar --"
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"[ Crying stops ]"
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"They're the most... [Voice breaking]"
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"It's the Hankey Hearings on South Park 13."
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""Everyone in South Park is a goddamn douche bag"?"
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"If we don't stop wasting our time,"
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"Oh, look! More PC babies! They're everywhere!"
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"And that's the point! Don't you see?"
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"you aren't taking any Ambien tonight."
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"Oh, boy! Kyle, I'm so excited!"
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"Aww, PC babies!"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Deck the halls and trim the trees ♪"
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"♪ Christmastime is here ♪"
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