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Clips from South Park - The Problem with a Poo (S22E22)

"We've already called you a "Poober.""
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"[ Horn honks ]"
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"Well, okay. Goodbye, everyone."
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"I hope I brought a few smiles and a few laughs"
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"Goodbye, Mr. Hankey."
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"that accepts racist, awful beings like him."
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"who don't care about bigotry and hate."
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"Cool, man. Talking crap."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Gunshots, screaming ]"
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"[ Alarm rings ]"
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"Mayor: People, it's time we faced some hard truths."
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"and all we keep doing is burying our heads."
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"[ Dramatic music plays ]"
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"My God."
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"I've asked the director of the holiday show to stop by"
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"so we can all give him the news."
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"If he doesn't, we should just let him go."
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"God knows it's about time."
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"Hey, a lot of people like him, all right?"
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"Yeah, and lot of people think he stinks."
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"Let's just get this over with."
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"All right, send him in."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Better hurry."
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"We only have two months before Christmas!"
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"your Christmas-pageant funding has been cut."
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"By half."
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"But I can barely make a good Christmas show with what I have!"
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"We just don't have the support for the Christmas show"
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"that we used to."
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"The truth is, some people find you offensive."
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"Offensive? What about me is offensive?"
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"Some people think that shit"
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"You -- You people can't do this."
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"Christmas is the most magical time of the year."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Baton tapping ]"
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"Kids, the song's called "Deck the Halls,""
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"Now, come on, kids."
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"Yeah, It's not even Halloween yet."
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"Restoration Hardware put up their Christmas decorations"
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"two weeks ago, all right?!"
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"Now, listen, I didn't want this, either."
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"Now, let's take it from the top!"
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"[ Baton tapping ]"
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"Yes, PC Principal?"
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"What would we need to discuss?"
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"I am so sorry that I took advantage of my position"
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"and manipulated you into a physical encounter."
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"I don't get manipulated."
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"We both are guilty"
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"of an ill-advised relationship at the workplace,"
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"and I have decided to move forward."
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"Are you sure we can move forward?"
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"No, I don't. Bye-bye."
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"Yeah, I guess after band rehearsals,"
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"he went on Twitter to talk about us."
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"Look."
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"[ Sewing machine clicking ]"
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"♪ Santa Claus is on his way ♪"
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"♪ He'll drop 'em off on Christmas Day ♪"
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"Mr. Hankey?"
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"Oh, Kyle!"
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"Were you on Twitter last night?"
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"Yeeeahhhh."
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"Did you tweet, "The kids of South Park"
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"are retarded homos who can't play music"?"
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"Eeeeeyeeaaahhhhh."
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"All the kids are really pissed off!"
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"It was a bad attempt at a joke. I'm sorry."
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"Will you please tell the kids I didn't mean it?"
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"You ever take that stuff?"
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"It turns your brains into oatmeal."
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"Please, Kyle, tell the kids I didn't mean any harm."
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"We've gotta focus on Christmas!"
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"She believes it is time that we all as a school"
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"finally discussed in vitro fertilization."
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"That's right, kids."
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"Many women today make the choice to have children"
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"without a man in their lives."
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"They can have their eggs fertilized"
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"by an unknown person's sperm in a lab."
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"That's right, Strong Woman."
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"In today's society, it is wrong to just assume"
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"that a pregnant woman had intercourse with a man."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"St-Students at this school need to be careful,"
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"because it can be offensive"
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"to asks questions like "Who's the father?""
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"[ Groans ]"
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"You -- You all right, Strong Woman?"
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"I'm fine."
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"talk to their parents tonight"
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"let's just put the whole issue behind us."
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"[ Gurgle, gush ]"
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"That's my water breaking."
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"Not a big deal."
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"[ Gurgle, gush ]"
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"♪ Christmas time ♪"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night."
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"are a bunch of pussy-licking Islamists.""
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"Oh. Oh, geez. Did I say that?"
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"Listen, if you're tired and you can't sleep,"
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"do not take Ambien."
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"Okay? Whew!"
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"I'm afraid we have no other option but to fire you"
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"as executive planning manager of the city council."
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"Fire me?"
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"No, no, no, please. I'm really sorry."
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"No, wait! Wait!"
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"Don't do this! What about Christmas?"
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