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Clips from South Park - Go God Go (S10E10)

"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"And now, every day time is slowing down."
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"Mrs. Garrison, evolution is in the school curriculum."
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"Will you shut up already?"
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"All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution."
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"Can't I just stay and look at the sign a little longer?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"in suspender animation so that their trip seems really short, right?"
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"I think I've figured out how to do it."
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"you guys can unfreeze me."
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"I'll die waiting for the Wii to come out."
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"Do you mind telling me why my daughter now thinks"
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"she's a retarded fish-frog?"
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"I told you this would happen, didn't I?"
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"Sir, if you don't wish your daughter to learn about evolution,"
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"- I'm having you replaced! Mr. Dawkins! - Replaced?"
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"You are to sit in class and help Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs."
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"It was changes in hereditary traits"
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"I never covered it up."
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"What?"
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"This woman is very opinionated, but she does care about her students."
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"But there is to be no more throwing of faeces. Understood?"
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"Well, I do bring down the woman's wrath now and again."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a husband, but I..."
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"Well..."
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"I've got a date! I've got a date!"
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"they'll try to unfreeze me right away. I have to be hidden."
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"And no matter what happens, Butters, you are not to unfreeze me"
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"You can't freeze, too, or else we're both screwed."
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"So I told my gynaecologist,"
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"Oh, I'm not... I'm not totally into the whole God thing."
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"God is a spaghetti monster. Oh, thank you! Jeez! My eyes are open!"
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"Oh, yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!"
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"- Give this monkey what she wants! - Oh, Ms. Garrison!"
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"I'm coming. I'm coming, Nintendo."
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"We have a pulse."
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"Can you understand me?"
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"What?"
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"Butters? Butters, you black asshole!"
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"There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii."
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"that we are dealing with very large numbers here."
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"So, evolution doesn't even happen by chance."
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"Careful, darling. The school board doesn't like it when we..."
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"I wasn't talking about spaghetti."
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"Ms. Garrison, I'm not so sure what you did in class today was right."
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"You've just been too soft on religious people in the past."
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"Come on, Professor Chaos, let's destroy this anthill."
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"General Disarray, can I ask you a scientific question?"
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"- Like, you die. - Die?"
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"When you wake up three weeks later, you can be unfrozen,"
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"It's all different! Nothing's in the same place!"
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"He's dead. And if they know you had a hand in it, you'll go to jail!"
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"- Come on, we have to leave! - Oh, jumping Jesus."
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"Well, there's just..."
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"There's something we need from you first."
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"Lots of people froze themselves in cryogenic labs,"
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"We believe that somebody you knew in your time"
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"What in Science's name was that?"
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"Oh, Science, help us!"
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"No!"
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"Oh, my Science."
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"What?"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?"
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"There you are, Eric. What are you doing here?"
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"I'm waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out."
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"- When does it come out? - Three weeks."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"- It's time for school. - No, Mom, you don't understand!"
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"I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months."
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"It's like waiting for Christmas times a thousand."
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"Eric, you're just going to have to be patient."
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"No! No!"
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"Principal Victoria, it is wrong. It is wrong, and I simply will not do it."
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"I care about my students, and I will not fill their heads with lies."
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"I am not teaching evolution in my class!"
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"- We have to teach it. - Evolution is a theory."
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"A harebrained theory that says I'm a monkey."
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"I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman!"
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"You realise evolution has been pretty much proven."
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"I warn you, Principal Victoria,"
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"those students are not prepared to hear this stuff."
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"and they're mature enough to handle anything."
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"How long until Nintendo Wii comes out now?"
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"- It's still three weeks. - Oh, God! Okay, how long now?"
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"Oh, boy!"
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"Now, I for one, think that evolution is bunch of bullcrap."
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"But I've been told I have to teach it anyway."
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"It was thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this:"
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"In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water."
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"And then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby."
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"And the retard baby was different, so it got to live."
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"So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies,"
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"and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean"
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"with its mutant fish hands"
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"and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something"
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"and made this, retard frog-squirrel,"
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"and then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog."
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"And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey,"
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"and that monkey had a mutant retard baby"
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"that screwed another monkey and that made you."
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"So there you go."
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"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys"
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"having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations."
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"I can't take it any more!"
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"Yeah, you see? I knew that would happen."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Look, kid, for the 40th time, pacing in front of the store"
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"isn't going to make the Wii come any faster."
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"Eric, you're coming home right now!"
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"It's almost bedtime. If you sleep, then time will go by faster!"
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"That does it! I am not waiting three weeks!"
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"You guys! You guys! You guys, you gotta help me."
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"- Dude, you don't look so good, Cartman. - I can't take it any more, you guys."
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"The wait for Nintendo Wii is literally killing me."
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"Well, there's nothing you can do, so you just have to be patient."
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"All right, listen, you know how in space movies they put astronauts"
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