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Clips from South Park - Go God Go (S10E10)

"- Do what? - Freeze myself."
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"If I freeze myself, then in three weeks, when Nintendo Wii comes out,"
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"The wait will seem instantaneous to me."
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"No."
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"- It's simple science, Kyle. - You'll die, retard!"
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"- Don't you see? This is my only chance! - Dude, no way."
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"Yeah, I hate you, but I'm not going to help kill you."
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"I thought you were my friends, but I guess I was wrong!"
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"After everything we've been through together,"
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"you guys won't even help me freeze myself!"
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"Principal Victoria, we are a devout Catholic family."
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"- Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware... - We have worked years"
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"to instil the teachings of Jesus Christ into our daughter,"
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"and with one fell swoop, you try to destroy everything we did!"
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"I hear you."
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"then we can pull her out of class."
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"- You most certainly will! - But, Dad, I want to learn everything."
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"No, you don't! Shut up!"
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"Well, I told you."
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"We should leave evolution out of the classrooms."
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"It has become obvious to me"
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"that you don't know enough about evolution to teach it."
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"Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned evolutionary scientist."
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"Charmed to meet you, Ms..."
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"Shut up, faggot!"
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"Principal Victoria, I can teach my own class!"
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"Over billions of years, life has evolved from simple one-celled organisms"
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"into all the complex life we see around us."
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"Whatever."
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"that allowed the first mammals to breathe in the air."
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"Retarded fish-frogs."
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"Ms. Garrison, I believe that's a gross oversimplification."
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"Well, you're a faggot. Continue."
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"You see, children, life has the amazing ability to change, to adapt."
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"Like changing us to the point that we walk upright."
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"So you are saying that we're all related to monkeys."
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"- Well, yes, basically, we are. - You seen monkeys at the zoo?"
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"They crap in their hands and throw it at people!"
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"Ms. Garrison, this isn't theory, it is scientific fact."
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"What about the fact that by believing this crap, you're gonna go to hell?"
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"- Doesn't that bother you a little? - Actually, no. Because I'm an atheist."
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"I got you, you snake in the grass! I found you out!"
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"And if I'm a monkey, then I might as well act like a monkey, huh?"
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"- What on earth are you doing? - Don't ask me! I'm a...monkey!"
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"Principal Victoria, I was simply trying to make a point to Mr. Dawkins"
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"about the incongruity of some scientific statements."
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"Mrs. Garrison, I am pulling you out of the classroom."
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"Principal Victoria, I really don't think that's necessary."
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"Very well."
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"Ms. Garrison! Ms. Garrison, could I have a word with you, please?"
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"What?"
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"Look, I know you think we are at war,"
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"but I want you to know I admire your passion."
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"You do?"
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"I've never met a woman with so much fire."
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"So much boldness in a woman. So beautiful."
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"No! No, my husband is gone... Dead!"
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"Would you then consider having dinner with me tonight?"
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"Well, I suppose we could have a little steak or something."
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"My first real date with a real man since my sex-change operation!"
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"Oh, boy, what'll I wear? Hey, everybody!"
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"Close the door! I'm trying to freeze!"
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"- Eric, get out of there! - No! No, it's too soon!"
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"Now, Eric, this has gone far enough. You need to learn to be patient."
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"Butters, get your coat. We gotta go."
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"- Go where? - You're gonna help me freeze myself."
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"Okay!"
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"Well, how come we gotta come all the way out here?"
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"Butters, if anybody else comes across my frozen body,"
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"That's good."
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"until the day Nintendo Wii comes out. You got it?"
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"Eric, are you sure this is a good idea?"
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"No, it's not a good idea. It's an awesome idea."
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"Yeah. I guess it is."
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"All right, you got the spot figured out?"
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"You're not gonna lose where I am, right?"
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"- I got it. Big tree, oval rock. - All right, now get out of here."
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"Get out of here, you asshole! You're gonna ruin everything!"
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"Yes. Come on. Freeze. Freeze."
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""You put so many things in my vagina, maybe I should charge you.""
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"Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met."
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"It's almost like you're one of the guys!"
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"Yeah, almost."
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"You have so much spunk! So much life!"
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"If only you were an atheist."
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"Well, you know, I'm open to stuff."
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"Why has someone as outspoken as you"
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"given themselves over to the whole God thing?"
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"I just think, you know, you can't disprove God."
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"Well, what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster?"
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"Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?"
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"You're right. It's so simple."
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"Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!"
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"Really? Oh, that's wonderful!"
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"No, I totally get it now! Evolution explains everything!"
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"There's no great mystery to life,"
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"just evolution, and God's a spaghetti monster."
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"Thank you, Richard."
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"You're so welcome!"
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"Would you like to head over to my place for dessert?"
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"Yeah! Pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey, all right!"
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"Nintendo."
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"- Where am I? - My name is Shvek. You are safe."
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"Safe where, butthole?"
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"My friend, this is going to be a bit of a shock,"
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"but it is the year 2546."
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"You have been frozen in ice for over 500 years."
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"- Please, be careful. You are frail. - Is the Wii out? Where is the Wii?"
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"Nintendo Wii."
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"A primitive gaming device used in his time."
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"Primitive? It has motion-control controllers, asswipe."
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"Young man, you don't seem to understand."
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"Your family, your friends, everyone you knew"
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"has been dead for over 500 years."
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"I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii?"
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"We don't play video games in our time."
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"No. No!"
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"You must understand, children,"
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"That's my man."
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