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Clips from South Park - D-Yikes! (S11E11)

"You kicked me right in the pussy!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, yeah! Scissor-- oh!"
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"You guys! Stop it!"
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"Listen to me, everybody. I've got some bad news!"
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"What is it, Katie?"
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"Closing it down?"
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"They can't do that."
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"This is our home."
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"Yeah, this is our home!"
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"They've sold the bar to Persians."
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"Persians?!"
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"So where are we supposed to go?"
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"We aren't going anywhere!"
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"We have a history here!"
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"Persians are closing this bar over my dead lesbian body!"
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"Mayor, this is an outrage!"
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"We are being discriminated against as lesbians!"
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"You're a lesbian now?"
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"That's right."
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"A proud lesbian."
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"And our home is being taken away!"
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"The bar has been sold to Persian club owners,"
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"I don't know what you want me to do about it."
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"Forbid the transaction."
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"Lesbian bars being bought out, shut down."
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"It isn't right!"
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"Yeah! That's right!"
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"I'm sorry, but my hands are tied."
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"The new owners plan to start redecorating the bar tomorrow."
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"Have you seen how Persians decorate?"
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"to the point that you will want to puke."
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"Mrs. Garrison, get out of here."
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"Well, here's to some great times at this place."
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"Yeah, guess we'll just have to find somewhere else to hang out."
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"Now, come on, gals!"
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"We can't just give up!"
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"Well, what are we supposed to do, Janet?"
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"We stand and fight."
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"When the Persians come, we tell them we aren't leaving Lesbos!"
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"Actually, it's Les Boux."
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"It's Lesbos."
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"We are Lesbos."
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"And as Lesbos, we cannot just stand and watch as one girl bar"
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"after another gets shut down!"
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"The Persians have sent somebody to talk to us."
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"Hello, my name is Amir Hadi."
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"My boss sent me over here because he heard"
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"you were upset about us trying to take over the bar."
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"Yes, we are."
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"Well, we want to assure you"
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"that when this place becomes another club Persh,"
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"you will all still be one hundred percent welcome."
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"All they want is to make the place really nice."
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"We're going to put down some lovely blue carpet and gold curtain rods."
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"I knew it! I knew it!"
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"But you are still welcome to come."
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"Would you allow straight people in?"
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"Well, we would allow whoever--"
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"Choose your next words wisely, Persian."
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"Look, uh, we don't have to offer you anything."
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"So I don't know why are you being so difficult, this is crazy."
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"This is Lesbos!"
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"How dare you!"
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"And so it had begun."
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"the Lesbos had sent a message."
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"All over the country, lesbians heard of the brave standoff."
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"As a group of Lesbians"
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"in Colorado are refusing to allow"
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"- Good for them! - You go, girls!"
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"The Persians returned to their office."
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"Well, fine."
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"If they're going to block the entrance, we'll just bring like 60 of us!"
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"to stop the Persians from entering."
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"Here they come."
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"Lesbos--"
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"Positions!"
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"Lesbians, stand aside."
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"We are coming in and redecorating."
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"The hell you are!"
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"You can take your blue carpet and gold curtain rods"
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"and shove 'em up your Persian buttholes!"
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"Alright, come on."
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"They can't stop all of us."
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"Lezbos!"
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"Remember this fight!"
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"Don't give them an inch!"
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"Iranian faggot!"
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"Come on!"
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"Never!"
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"For hours, the Lesbos kept the Persians back."
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"Holding them off!"
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"Keeping them from decorating!"
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"Finally, the Persians grew tired!"
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"for more designer sunglasses."
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"They retreated."
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"The Lesbos had held."
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"Lesbos!"
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"Hoo-hoo!"
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"The Persians who did not go shopping"
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"now knew they must face their boss."
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"Rauf Xersis!"
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"He sat atop a gold Hummer with customized Gucci accessories,"
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"which only a Persian would think was cool."
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"Mr. Xerxis, the Lesbos wouldn't move."
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"We could not get inside to redecorate."
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"Jamal, how could you have failed me in this simple task?"
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"I am so seriously pissed off right now, I could bust a testicle."
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"And with that, the Persian club owner came to a realization--"
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"I shall have to deal with these lesbos myself!"
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"Girls, I just want to say that I am very proud of you!"
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"The way we kept those Persians from taking over our bar was les-tastic!"
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"Well, that's great, Janet, but what now?"
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"We can't just stay here pushing them away our whole lives."
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"We can't? I think it's pretty fun."
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"We have to have a more solid plan."
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"Something we can use against them permanently."
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"Hey, that's a great idea, Betsy!"
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"We need somebody working on the inside."
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"If we could get some Persians on our side,"
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