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Clips from South Park - D-Yikes! (S11E11)

"Here, we need you to work together, read the book and write four essays."
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"- That's no problem. - Yup, we can do that."
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"Si, la summarazia."
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"Okay, gracias."
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"- Gracias! - Gracias!"
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"Oh, yeah dude, having Mexicans around kicks fucking ass."
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"They can all rot in hell!"
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"Who needs men anyway?"
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"They're goddamn arrogant, self-centered assholes is what they are!"
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"I just hate men is all."
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"It's like all they care about is how hot you look."
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"Yeah, I've never been into men."
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"That's why I work out here."
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"Since it's women only, we don't get oogled at or feel self-conscious."
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"Tell me about it."
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"I can't even stretch at a normal gym"
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"without some guy trying to stare down my vag."
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"I'm Allison."
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"Oh, I'm Janet. Janet Garrison."
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"Sorry I'm so pissed off."
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"No, I like it."
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"You seem like a very strong woman."
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"Yeah, I've been told that."
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"How come I've never seen you down at the girl bar?"
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"Girl bar?"
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"I never even knew there was such a place."
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"It's the only bar in town where women like us can hang out and be ourselves."
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"- Hi, Linda. Hi, Kate. - Hey, Allison."
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"Allison always goes for the butch ones."
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"Hey Nel, whassup Tracy."
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"What a great place!"
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"All the girls here seem to know each other!"
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"Yeah, well, most of the girls here have done each other."
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"Done what?"
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"You know -- had sex."
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"Oh, my God, this is a lesbian bar?"
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"Yeah, I thought you understood that."
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"I'm sorry, I thought you knew what girl bar meant."
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"Janet, I'm really sorry."
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"It's just that at the gym, you said"
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"you don't like being with men so I thought you were a--"
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"They're perverted, selfish pigs!"
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"Have you never even thought of being with another woman?"
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"Of course I haven't."
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"I mean, really I don't even understand how two women can make love."
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"I mean, unless they just kind of scissor or something."
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"There are a lot of ways to make love, Janet."
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"I guess I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little tittylated."
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"Could I maybe kiss you?"
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"Oh, this is wrong!"
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"You're another woman. It doesn't make sense!"
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"Let your inhibitions go. Let's just have fun tonight."
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"No commitments, just fun."
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"Oh, yeah, scissor!"
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"Yeah, scissor me, Allison!"
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"Janet, you're crazy!"
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"Oh, this is hot scissoring."
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"Ohh-- scissor me timbers."
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"School starts in fifteen minutes!"
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"Alright, did you read the book?"
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"Si."
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"In case our teacher asks us."
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"It starts there the old man."
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"And he job is to catch the feesh."
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"So he get in a boat to try and catch a feesh."
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"so the old man cannot reel in the feesh."
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"So then he fight the feesh some more."
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"And he finally catch the feesh."
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"He catches the feesh, so then he can make money."
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"No."
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"Because on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh."
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"And so he no make money."
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"That's it? That's the whole story?"
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"Si."
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"Alright, did you write the four essays?"
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"Si!"
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"We all wrote essays for you."
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"Alright!"
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"Have what?"
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"Well, my esse lives in Miami."
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"I wrote to him, like you said,"
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"I wrote my esse in Albuquerque."
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"I wrote three esse."
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"My esse back home, my esse in Denver,"
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"and my esse in Glenwood even wrote me back!"
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"Thanks for writing me, esse."
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"Oh, oh."
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"We thought it was kind of strange."
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"This is your fault, Cartman!"
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"Now we're gonna fail!"
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"You guys, school starts in ten minutes!"
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"Hey, Clyde, you didn't finish your essay either, right?"
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"No, I got it done."
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"I finished my whole book report"
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"who works down at the U-Haul!"
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"- Crap! - We're dead."
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"Here's my little desk."
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"Oh, that's okay, Eric."
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"If you need a little more time with your homework, just say so."
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"Kids, I need to tell you something that you might find shocking--"
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"I'm gay."
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"It was a shock to me, too."
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"I met another woman and we went to this fabulous bar"
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"You have to be careful with scissors."
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"But listen, I am not going to just rush into a relationship with Allison."
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"I'm a late in life lesbian,"
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"so I need to play the field for a while, right?"
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"I'm so happy."
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"That's great!"
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"Let's hear it for teacher being a lesbian!"
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"- Yay! - Yea!"
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"Hey Tracy, hey Kate!"
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"Hi, Janet."
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"Looking hot, Linda."
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"Wanna go somewhere and scissor later on?"
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, Janet, why don't you pick up on your own girl?"
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"Oh, yeah! Dyke fight!"
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"Oh!"
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