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Clips from Frasier - The Good Son (S01E01)

"(He plays passionately)"
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"- Hi! - We finally made it."
Frasier
"Gee, you look great."
Frasier
"Don't BS me. I do not look great."
Frasier
"I spent Monday on the bathroom floor."
Frasier
"You can still see the tile marks on my face."
Frasier
"Gives you some idea about the ride over here."
Frasier
"Here we are."
Frasier
"Rest assured. The refrigerator is stocked with your favourite beer."
Frasier
"We've got hot links and coleslaw and I rented a Charles Bronson movie."
Frasier
"Cut the speech. We all know why I'm here."
Frasier
"No, no!"
Frasier
"We have a chance to get reacquainted."
Frasier
"That implies we were acquainted at one point."
Frasier
"so you scoundrels can plan some high jinks?"
Frasier
"That wife of his is driving him nutso."
Frasier
"Yes, we Crane boys sure know how to marry."
Frasier
"Let me get you a beer, Dad."
Frasier
"What do you think of what I've done with the place?"
Frasier
"Every item was carefully selected. This lamp by Corbu, chair by Eames."
Frasier
"This couch is a replica of the one Coco Chanel had in her Paris atelier."
Frasier
"- Nothing matches. - It's a style of decorating. It's eclectic."
Frasier
"If you've got really fine pieces of furniture,"
Frasier
"it doesn't matter if they match. They will go together."
Frasier
"It's your money."
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"Thanks for pointing that out. Being born and raised here, I never woulda known."
Frasier
"- Delivery for Martin Crane. - In here."
Frasier
"Excuse me! Wait a minute!"
Frasier
"- In that credenza. - Point it at that."
Frasier
"- What about this chair? - I'll move it."
Frasier
"Careful! That's a Wassily!"
Frasier
"Dad, I'm sure this piece is dear to you,"
Frasier
"but I don't think it goes with anything here."
Frasier
"I know. It's eclectic."
Frasier
"Niles, will you help me out here?"
Frasier
"I need an extension cord to plug in the vibrating part."
Frasier
"Now you're settled in, I've got to run."
Frasier
"I'm late for my dysfunctional family seminar."
Frasier
"Dad, have you mentioned Eddie yet?"
Frasier
"- No, not Eddie! - He's my best friend. Get me my beer."
Frasier
"He's weird. He gives me the creeps. All he does is stare at me."
Frasier
"It's your imagination."
Frasier
"No, I'm sorry. I'm putting my foot down. Eddie is not moving in here."
Frasier
"(Suspense music on TV)"
Frasier
"(Screams and a gunshot)"
Frasier
"Niles, sorry I'm late."
Frasier
"As I was leaving, Dad decided to cook lunch by the glow of a small kitchen fire."
Frasier
"Either my territory's being violated or I worry about what he's up to."
Frasier
"I'm a nervous wreck. I must calm down. Double espresso, please."
Frasier
"You don't still have the brochures from those...those rest homes, do you?"
Frasier
"You really think that's necessary?"
Frasier
"Yes. I don't have my life any more."
Frasier
"I gave up my tickets to the theatre, to the symphony...."
Frasier
"What about the opera?"
Frasier
"- Here. - Thank you."
Frasier
"You don't suppose there's a chance that you and Maris could..?"
Frasier
"Maris and I were discussing this. We should share the responsibility more."
Frasier
"- You mean you'd take him in? - Dear God, no!"
Frasier
"We'll help you pay for a home care worker."
Frasier
"Someone to cook, clean and help Dad with his physical therapy."
Frasier
"I know an agency. I'll ask them to send a few people over."
Frasier
"Remember what Mom always said. "A handshake is as good as a hug.""
Frasier
"I have never been more impressed with a human being in my life."
Frasier
"- What was wrong with that one? - She was casing the joint."
Frasier
"Casing the joint! She spent two years with Mother Teresa."
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"- I'm Daphne. Daphne Moon. - Frasier Crane. Please come in."
Frasier
"My father, Martin Crane. Dad, this is Daphne Moon."
Frasier
"Nice to meet you. Oh, and who might this be?"
Frasier
"That is Eddie."
Frasier
"- I call him Eddie Spaghetti. - He likes pasta?"
Frasier
"- Have a seat, Miss Moon. - Daphne. Thank you."
Frasier
"Will you look at that? What a comfy chair. I always say,"
Frasier
""Start with a good piece, and replace the rest when you can afford it.""
Frasier
"Perhaps you should start by telling us about yourself."
Frasier
"- I'm from Manchester, England. - Really? Did you hear that, Dad?"
Frasier
"I'm three feet away. There's nothing wrong with my hearing."
Frasier
"I've only been in the US for a few months,"
Frasier
"but I have an extensive background in home care and physical therapy,"
Frasier
"You were a policeman, weren't you?"
Frasier
"- Yeah. How'd you know? - I must confess I'm a bit psychic."
Frasier
"It's nothing big. Just little things I sense about people."
Frasier
"It's not like I could pick the lottery."
Frasier
"If I could, I wouldn't be talking to the likes of you two now, would l?"
Frasier
"Yes. Perhaps I should describe your duties."
Frasier
"- No, I'm a psychiatrist. - Well, it comes and goes."
Frasier
"Usually it's strongest during my time of the month."
Frasier
"I guess I let a little secret out there."
Frasier
"It's safe with us."
Frasier
"We've learned all we need to know about you. And a dash extra."
Frasier
"You're a dog, aren't you?"
Frasier
"Well, we'll be calling you, Miss Moon."
Frasier
"- You got the job. - Wonderful!"
Frasier
"Aren't you forgetting something? Shouldn't we talk about this in private?"
Frasier
"Of course. I completely understand. I'll just pop into the loo."
Frasier
"- You do have one, don't you? - Yes."
Frasier
"Oh, I love America."
Frasier
"- She's a kook. I don't like her. - She'll only be here when you're not."
Frasier
"Then what's my problem?"
Frasier
"- You've been retained. - Oh, wonderful! I had a premonition."
Frasier
"Quelle surprise."
Frasier
"I'll move my things in tomorrow."
Frasier
"There must be some misunderstanding. This isn't a live-in position."
Frasier
"The lady at the agency..."
Frasier
"- Let's talk about this. - There's nothing to discuss."
Frasier
"and enjoy your African erotic art."
Frasier
"We'll contact you. If not by telephone, then through the toaster."
Frasier
"- I'm not having her living here. - Why not?"
Frasier
"- There's no room for her! - What about your study?"
Frasier
"The whole idea of getting somebody in here"
Frasier
"- Eddie, we're a burden. - You're twisting my words."
Frasier
"I meant burden in its most positive sense."
Frasier
"As in "Gee, what a lovely burden"?"
Frasier
"- Something like that. - It's not only you who got screwed."
Frasier
"Two years ago, some punk robbing a store put a bullet in my hip."
Frasier
"I traded in my golf clubs for one of these."
Frasier
"- I'm just trying to be the good son. - Don't worry."
Frasier
"- Isn't it? - Of course it is! But I took you in."
Frasier
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