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Clips from Frasier - The Good Son (S01E01)

"I wanted to do it because you're my father!"
Frasier
"And how do you repay me?"
Frasier
"With a snide comment about this or a smart little putdown about that."
Frasier
"I've done my best to make a home here for you."
Frasier
"Just once would it have killed you to say one lousy "thank you"?"
Frasier
"Come on, Eddie, it's past your dinner time."
Frasier
"They have got to move the bathroom closer to the studio!"
Frasier
"We'll be back after these messages. Can't I put that on tape?"
Frasier
"What's eating you?"
Frasier
"Sorry. It's this thing with my father and this person he wants to hire."
Frasier
"Ever heard of Lupe Velez?"
Frasier
"- Who? - Lupe Velez. A movie star in the '30s."
Frasier
"Her career hit the skids so she decided to make one final stab at immortality."
Frasier
"She figured she'd at least be remembered for the way she died."
Frasier
"So she plans this lavish suicide."
Frasier
"Flowers, candles, silk sheet, white satin gown, full hair and make-up."
Frasier
"She takes the overdose of pills, lays on the bed"
Frasier
"and imagines how beautiful she'll look on tomorrow's front page."
Frasier
"Unfortunately, the pills don't set well with the enchilada combo plate"
Frasier
"She trips in the bathroom,"
Frasier
"goes head-first into the toilet. That's how they found her."
Frasier
"Is there a reason you're telling me this story?"
Frasier
"Remind me of how it worked for Lupe, last seen with her head in the toilet."
Frasier
"We're back. Roz, who's our next caller?"
Frasier
"(Martin Crane) 'I'm a first-time caller.'"
Frasier
"Welcome to the show. How can I help you?"
Frasier
"'l moved in with my son, and it ain't working."
Frasier
"'There's a lot of tension between us.'"
Frasier
"I can imagine. Why do you think that's so?"
Frasier
"'l guess I didn't see he had a whole new life planned for himself."
Frasier
"'l kind of got in the way.'"
Frasier
"These things are a two-way street."
Frasier
"'You've got that right! I've been telling him that ever since I got there!'"
Frasier
"'Sometimes I oughta keep my trap shut.'"
Frasier
"That's good advice for us all."
Frasier
"Anything else?"
Frasier
"'I'm worried my son doesn't know that I appreciate what he's done for me.'"
Frasier
"Why don't you tell him?"
Frasier
"'You know how it is with fathers and sons."
Frasier
"Well, if it helps, I suspect your son already knows how you feel."
Frasier
"- Is that all? - 'Yeah. Thank you, Dr Crane.'"
Frasier
"Yes, I heard."
Frasier
"Dr Crane? Claire on line four is having a problem getting over a relationship."
Frasier
"'I'm, er..."
Frasier
"'Eight months ago my boyfriend and l broke up. I just can't get over it."
Frasier
"'The pain isn't going away. It's like I'm in mourning or something.'"
Frasier
"Claire, you are in mourning."
Frasier
"But you're not mourning the loss of your boyfriend."
Frasier
"You're mourning the loss of what you thought your life was going to be."
Frasier
"Let it go. Things don't always work out how you plan."
Frasier
"That's not necessarily bad."
Frasier
"Things have a way of working out anyway."
Frasier
"Have you ever heard of Lupe Velez?"
Frasier
"♪ Hey baby, I hear the blues are calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ Oh, my!"
Frasier
"♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused Well, maybe..."
Frasier
"♪ But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again ♪"
Frasier
"Good night, Seattle, we love you!"
Frasier
"Thank you for your call."
Frasier
"So I ended the marriage and moved back here to my hometown of Seattle."
Frasier
"when people go on about their mundane lives."
Frasier
"He went to see him and found him on the bathroom floor."
Frasier
"Wise woman."
Frasier
"Daphne!"
Frasier
"That's where I read, where I do my most profound thinking."
Frasier
"I thought I'd started my life with a clean slate."
Frasier
"she sadly chose as her last meal."
Frasier
"OK, I'll make up the spare bedroom."
Frasier
"Will you do that, Russell?"
Frasier
"but I took the liberty of checking out a few convalescent homes for him."
Frasier
"So I said to the gardener, "Yoshi, I do not want a Zen garden."
Frasier
"I'm having one now."
Frasier
"- Where do you want it? - Where's the TV?"
Frasier
"Yes, that will be the crowning touch."
Frasier
"- Eddie? - Ta-ta."
Frasier
"was to help ease my burden, not to add to it."
Frasier