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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Torpedo (S01E01)

"Oh. My wonderdog is hanging out."
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"Yes. Yes, it is."
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"I got so caught up in our conversation,"
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"I forgot to zip."
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"Yeah, I didn't want to say anything."
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"Compliments are welcome. Where was I?"
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"You were saying the games are rigged."
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"Yes. The games are all rigged."
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"Just like those smiling faces."
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"They don't want to look behind the curtain."
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"I don't know."
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"It just seems like bad karma or something."
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"Karma? There's no such thing as karma."
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"Not in this town."
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"Oh, just kick 'em. Kick 'em right into the ocean!"
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"Okay. That's it."
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"Wait, why does Tornado want our old grease in a jar?"
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"Uh, it helps him pitch better."
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"And-And don't forget, it's a secret."
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"Why? Is it against the rules?"
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"Technically, yes."
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"So then it's cheating."
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"No. What it is, is helping people enjoy baseball more."
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"It's entertainment."
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"I'm confused."
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"Are you and Mom getting divorced?"
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"What? Oh, my God, you are."
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"I call Mom! I call Dad!"
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"Enough. Go fill the condiments."
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"I call ketchup! I call mustard!"
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"Aw... You can do horseradish."
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"Hey, who wants a burger?"
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"On the Torpedo! Hooray!"
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"Gene, you're defending your title. Are you nervous?"
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"Why don't you ask my diarrhea."
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"You should be nervous."
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"That's what I'm saying. I should cheat."
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"That's right! Let's cheat!"
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"- You see that pelican? - Yeah."
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"You're running, right?"
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"You have a switchblade taped to your shoe."
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"He does? He will."
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"Stab! Stab! Stab!"
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"Sting, sting, sting!"
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"Sweet baby blade foot."
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"Or... I can give him a nudge and tip him over."
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"Yeah. He's top-heavy."
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"Well, I'm still gluing a knife to my foot."
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"Yay, Gene! Go, Gene! That-a-way, son!"
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"Tippity-tap."
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"Ooh!"
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"It's a three-mascot pileup!"
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"Go, Gene! All right! Go!"
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"The Boy Burger wins again!"
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"How about that?"
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"I don't know, Burt. I'm not so sure about that."
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"Yay!"
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"I won! I won again!"
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"Guys, take off your shirts."
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"Good arm pumping, baby!"
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"What push? He pushed the Cotton Candy mascot"
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"so he'd fall over. Hooray for cheating!"
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"Gene, how could you? You know that's wrong."
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"Uh-uh. Not when it's entertainment."
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"You said it yourself."
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"You told them cheating is okay?"
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"No, I didn't, Linda."
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"Yes, he did."
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"Go get me a soft serve. And make it a swirl!"
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"Look, Gene, when I said it's okay to cheat,"
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"of you wearing them before you do."
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"I'm not giving back my medals!"
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"I'm good for business, Dad."
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"You know what? From now on, there'll be no more cheating."
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"Does that mean I shouldn't give Torpedo this grease?"
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"That's right, Tina. Yes."
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"No more cheating for anyone in this house."
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"From now on, I won't wear my tummy tuck jeans."
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"And good-bye, Brazilian. Hello, rain forest."
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"Sorry, Dad."
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"But if I win tomorrow, I'll be the first mascot"
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"ever to win three races in a row."
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"I'm a top!"
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"You mean you're on top."
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"No. I'm a top!"
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"Shew. I was starting to think maybe you were"
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"going to leave me high and dry here."
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"Well, what's in this jar is worth the wait."
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"What the...?"
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""You don't need to cheat."
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""You can win without me."
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""If you try your hardest, you've already won."
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"Love, Bob's grease.""
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"That's right, Torpedo."
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"You can win without my grease."
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"It just took me believing in you."
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"I'm hoping you'll tell Gene"
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"he can win without cheating, just like you."
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"Who the hell's Gene?"
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"That's... my son."
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"You're his role model, and you're my role model, too."
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"What's this mean? You cutting me off, Bob-o?"
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"Torpedo, I'm cutting you free."
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"Come here. Wait, what are you going to do?"
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"I'm going to hug you. Slow down there, tiger."
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"I should have never given you my grease."
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"I created a monster."
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"I've always cheated, Bobby."
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"Oh, definitely "The Pitch.""
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"butter in my nostril, sex jelly in my armpit..."
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"to stimulate production of earwax."
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"And "The Pitch"?"
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"Cute note, though, Bob. Bit of advice:"
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"if you want a role model, pick an old guy."
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"By the time you grow up, they're dead."
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"Didn't go great."
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"Torpedo seems like a reasonable guy."
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"Torpedo Jones wants you out of his seats this second."
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"What a schmuck. Gene!"
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"It's the seventh-inning stretch."
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