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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Torpedo (S01E01)

"All right, maybe I have an idea."
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"Hi, fellas."
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"I'd love to say a few words to my son,"
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"Uh... okay. Highly unusual."
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"Gene."
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"[On P.A] Up here."
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"Jesus?"
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"You're dead?!"
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"Yes."
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"No, I'm-I'm kidding."
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"Well, let's just say AA was "A" waste of time."
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"Winning isn't everything, Gene."
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"Yes, we're all here to be entertained, but if you, um,"
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"cut corners now, the next thing you know, you'll be"
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"hiding lard in your nose"
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"Hey, all right, that's enough of that."
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"Let's start the race!"
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"I'm trying to talk to my son."
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"Gene, run clean."
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"On your mark!"
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"Gene, what are you going to do?"
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"I don't know."
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"You're going to win by cheating!"
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"Who wants to see the burger win three in a row?"
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"Gene, listen to me. You know what to do."
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"Good for your business."
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"See?!"
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"No, Gene!"
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"What are you doing? It's a starter's pistol."
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"It's a real gun. You should get down."
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"Stop shooting! This is crazy."
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"He's just out of bullets."
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"And down goes Cotton Candy!"
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"It's a two-mascot race."
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"Gene. Do the right thing."
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"Hey..."
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"All right. Fine."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Congratulations to Captain Pel I. Can!"
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"I mean, looks like karma caught up to you."
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"Bob, I told you there's no such thing as karma."
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"Uh, yes there is."
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"I'm afraid there is. Is not."
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"Oh, crap."
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"See, Gene. This is what happens when you cheat."
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"That was incredible!"
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"Cheating is amazing!"
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"Bob?"
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"Oh. Uh, hi."
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"Sorry about your roller coaster."
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"Ah, roller coasters come and go."
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"But Bobs are once in a lifetime."
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"You do? You remind me of my father."
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"You an immigrant, Bob?"
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"Um... no."
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"Just swarthy? I guess."
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"What's "swarthy"? Um, dark and hairy."
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"That's you! And me in the future."
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"Well, unlike you, my father made a fortune."
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"Two decent, swarthy peas in a pod."
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"One rich and one..."
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"Well, we're off to get a massage."
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"Come on, Wonderdog. Down, boy."
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"He's gone, Dad. My future husband's gone."
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"You drove him away!"
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"Tina, what you got there?"
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"The team signed a ball"
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"so I'd have something to remember them by."
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"And I took this jockstrap."
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"Okay, sweetie."
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"Let's throw that in the wash. No."
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"Come on, give it to me. Mm-mm."
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"Do you know how many venereal diseases"
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"those baseball players have?"
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"Whose was it?"
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"Smells like Angel. Angel."
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"But don't tell Phe-Nom."
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"the Korean bunt specialist!"
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"I'm gonna marry that man."
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"The winner!"
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"You don't think... Hey, Russell!"
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"A gold medal! Oh, we should get that bronzed!"
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"When spring training starts, you get your Florida wife."
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"You kiss your home field wife and kids good-bye,"
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"bringing me one of your dad's burgers before every gam"
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"Wait. What? Uh, what were you saying?"
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"Dad says it's okay when it's for entertainment."
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"Yeah, and you didn't fall down like everyone else."
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"No, Gene, it's your father. I'm up here."
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"What?!"
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"How does a burger help someone pitch better?"
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"It's gonna be so exciting. We're famous."
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"I'll just give him a little tippity-tap."
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"It's like you're in love with him."
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"or taking wood out of roller coasters."
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"was doing something sort of bad,"
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"But look at these smiling faces."
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"I say big whoop, let the old man throw a greasy skadootch."
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"Now, listen. Gene's about to race,"
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"Probably."
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"Read this!"
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"Hell, I was on prescription drugs"
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