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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Letter Blues (S21E21)

"You guys should go on that cruise."
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"You'll have a great time,"
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"I like beer, hot dogs, and long blackouts on the beach."
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"And I can spend my Mother's Day taking care of something"
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"So, Marge, what were we talking about?"
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"Why do I waste my breath?"
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""taking care of something"?"
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"Dad, that's a dangerous attitude for you to take towards your wife."
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"I hear what you're saying, Lisa."
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"Into the playpen, sweetie."
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"Special delivery letter for Misters Simpson"
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"Lovejoy and Nahasapeemapetilon."
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"It's going to drop."
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"It's from Moe."
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""Dear friends, I have some news that is doubly sad."
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""First off, I am leaving town forever."
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""And my going away present?"
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""One of your wives is running off with me.""
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"One of our wives is leaving us for Moe?"
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"Moe's leaving town?"
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""Perhaps I should've told you in person,"
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""Zai jian yong yuan!""
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"I'm gonna take a little break."
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"Whatever that Don Pardo gets paid, it ain't enough."
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"I make more than you can possibly imagine."
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"Moe is running off with one of our wives?"
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"The stationery's legit."
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"I will end this suspense"
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"I got Marge!"
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"Marge, are you running off with Moe?"
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"I'm... you!"
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"We're breaking up!"
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"We needed that pole to hook the dock."
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"Most of our cargo is explosives."
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"for how you greybacks treated our boys at Andersonville!"
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"When there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history."
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"Well, if Moe were leaving with one of our wives,"
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"We just started a new jigsaw puzzle. We're still on the edges."
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"Well, Marge and I don't have any problems."
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"We never even fight anymore."
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"When a woman is peaceful and content,"
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"Not that far back."
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"My in-laws are coming. I need something strong enough"
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"that I forget I hate them,"
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"but not so strong that I tell them I love them."
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"and you're not ruining it."
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"You'll have a good time. I invited a friend for you."
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"Neighbor Marge invited me over to be the little angel on your shoulder,"
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"so you wouldn't listen to the 400 devils."
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"I wasn't smiling!"
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"I had something in my teeth."
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"Except setting off car alarms with his big fat footsteps."
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"You take that back!"
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"you penis-curling she-devils!"
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"Why'd we stay? We're not wanted."
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"Every time I plan something that means something to me,"
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""You will lose all your money.""
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"You had that scar before you got on."
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"My goodness, do I make the soup."
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"My marriage is solid."
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"Manjula would never cheat on me like I cheated on..."
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"- Oh, boy. - That's right."
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"Think back, Apu."
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"May we use your restroom to change our kids out of their cricket uniforms?"
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"We got caught in the rain because someone"
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"wouldn't use international short form rules."
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"All right, calm down there, 'Pu and She-Pu."
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"You can use the restroom."
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"My one day off and it is miserable."
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"This is my day every day."
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"See this?"
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"One, two, three, four, five, six..."
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"I can't believe I married you."
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"What my grandfather saw in your grandfather,"
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"I will never know."
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"Maybe have a beer or two, shoot a game of pool,"
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"and if I win, I have to play the challenger,"
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"such are the customs of billiards."
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"I was there when your wife got to Moe's,"
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"being my usual effervescent self."
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"My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited."
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"My nards! My nards! My nards!"
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"So, would you like to cut one?"
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"I mean a rug."
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"I always say the wrong thing."
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"You said you'd be home by 7:00 to help with my mother's birthday!"
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"Question me, you little rutabaga brain,"
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"How innocuous are your flashbacks?"
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"The ferry will be back in ten minutes."
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"Today's the first, which means it was last month,"
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"which means you're being ridiculous."
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"To argue, you have to actually talk to each other."
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"Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen."
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"As your spiritual advisor,"
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"I'm afraid you two have a big problem."
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"Us?"
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"before Eve munched us all to hell."
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"I'm gonna let you in on a little trick they taught us in Divinity School."
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"Take a look at Helen over there."
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"She seems happy as a clam, am I right?"
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"Now, don't you jive me, Tim."
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"Just take your thumb and put it over her mouth."
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"Krakatoa, east of Java"
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"Kilauea or you will pay her..."
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"Something suited for the town gossip than the minister's wife."
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"Do tell."
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"There's this married woman that I have feelings for."
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"That's right."
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"She touched his knee."
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"I'm gonna need some help getting this off."
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"Here it comes, the moment of truth."
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"So it is you, Mr. Homer."
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"A woman her age married to a man of..."
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"how old are you, 65?"
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"Thirty-nine."
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"Dear God, this day gets more and more disturbing."
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"Stop packing your..."
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"My mother explained that what happened at the party wasn't your fault."
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"It's that Patty and Selma."
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"You're not leaving with Moe is the best thing"
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