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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Thespian Catalyst (S04E04)

"Hmm. That's like saying you're the most important electron..."
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"Heh. Don't kid yourselves."
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""Dr. Cooper has taken a relatively boring subject..."
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"...explain why time flies when you're having fun..."
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"Picture the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl meets Three Mile Island meets Tron 2."
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"That bad, huh?"
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"I don't know. I kind of promised Howard."
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"Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion."
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"- Sheldon still moping? - Yeah, it's weird."
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"- Are you doing okay? - Yeah, Leonard and I are fine..."
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"Don't you listen to them. You've got plenty of sex appeal."
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"For the record, Labradoodles are hypoallergenic..."
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"No."
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"Fair enough. But in its essence, teaching is a performance art."
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"Penny."
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"All right, let's just say we've warmed up."
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"- This is about listening and responding. - Gotcha."
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"No, the shipment hasn't arrived and I need those shoes."
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"All right."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, my God, is he okay?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"He's in critical condition."
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"- Have you seen him? - They wouldn't let me in."
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"- Did you go over the scene I gave you? - Yes. I didn't care for it."
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""Where No Sheldon has Gone Before.""
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"Now, in this pivotal scene, Sheldon's mother, played by you..."
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"...frightening sensitive young boys everywhere:"
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"Some sort of creature just manifested out of thin air."
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"I understand."
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"Okay, try that last line again and this time try choking up a little."
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"My heart burns for you Like the sun at noon"
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"My universe"
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"Good evening. I'm your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper."
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"I was expecting applause."
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"But I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate."
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"I agreed to speak to you this evening..."
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"...because I was told you're the best and the brightest..."
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"...of this university's doctoral candidates."
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"...in a hydrogen atom. Ha, ha."
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"Because, you see, there's only one electron..."
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"...in a hydrogen atom."
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"Best and brightest, my sweet patootie."
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"All right. Let's begin. Show of hands."
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"Who here is familiar with the concept of topological insulators?"
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"I found another tweet from a student."
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"...and managed to make it completely insufferable."
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"Plus, he looks like a giant insect.""
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"Look. Listen to this one. "Does Einstein's theory..."
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"...but when you're listening to Dr. Cooper, it falls out of the sky dead?""
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"Ooh, somebody took pictures and uploaded them to their Flickr account."
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"Wow. How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?"
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"Apparently, if you're Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back."
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"Hey, Leonard, is your Wi-Fi down? I can't get on."
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"Oh, Sheldon changed the password. It's now "Penny is a freeloader.""
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"No spaces."
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"Thanks. What are you guys doing?"
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"Sheldon gave a lecture tonight. We're reading the reviews."
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"Oh, how did he do?"
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"Read this woman's tweet."
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""Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me wanna start cutting myself again.""
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"Yeah. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Well, good evening, Leonard, Howard, Raj."
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"Freeloader."
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"So how did the lecture go?"
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"In a word, triumphant."
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"- Really? Triumphant? - Oh, yes."
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"Should've seen those people. They're thirsty for knowledge..."
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"...drinking in my wisdom."
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"Oh, please, let me tell him."
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"- Tell me what? - Actually, we should share the moment."
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"Raj, if you would."
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"Oh, tweets about my lecture."
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"Hmm."
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"That's rather unfair."
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"That's downright cruel."
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"Plus, insects have six legs."
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"I'm not familiar with the acronym KMN."
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"Oh, from the context, we think it means "kill me now.""
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"I think I'll turn in."
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"I didn't wanna teach those poopy heads anyway."
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"FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said..."
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"...just before he started building the Death Star."
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"Though he didn't wanna give the lecture, being rejected by students hit him hard."
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"Hmm, I know the feeling. Like accidentally walking into a gay bar..."
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"...then having no one hit on you."
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"It happened to a friend of mine."
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"...but I think Raj needs to meet a girl really soon."
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"That shouldn't be too hard. He's a cutie."
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"Oh, thank you. But cute is for bunnies."
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"I want to be something with sex appeal, like a Labradoodle."
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"Labradoodle?"
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"We might be starting to zero in on your problem."
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"- You really think so? - Yeah, you're a hottie."
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"Thanks, Bernadette."
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"...which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"It's a charming illusion, but it does not cheer me up."
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"Not even when I do this?"
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"Well, that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy."
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"Do you realize teaching is the first thing I've failed at..."
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"...since my ill-fated attempt to complete a chin-up in March of 1989?"
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"If this experience is troubling you there are things we could do about it."
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"- For instance? - The first thing that comes to mind..."
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"...is isolating the part of your brain where memory is stored..."
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"...and destroying it with a laser."
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"Hmm."
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"No. One slip of the hand and I'm sitting in the Engineering Department..."
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"...building doodads with Wolowitz."
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"All right. Have you considered improving your socialization skills..."
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"...thus allowing you to communicate more effectively?"
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"Isn't that their burden?"
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"In the classroom paradigm, the teacher has the responsibility to communicate..."
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"...as well as entertain and engage."
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"I sense you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany."
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"Would you mind very much jumping to it?"
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"Perhaps you should consider taking acting lessons."
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"Acting lessons."
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"Interesting."
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"It might help if I could act as though I care about my students..."
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