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Clips from Family Guy - Mother Tucker (S05E05)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Oh, this is so exciting."
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"Maybe we'll get lucky and see another crash this year."
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"This is boring. I'd rather be home watching that video from The Ring."
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"for the aerial acrobatics of Captain Glen Quagmire."
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"Yeah, could I get a better look at number two?"
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"Look at him like you haven't seen him in a while and you're happy."
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"Okay, not too happy, not too happy. Pull it back, pull it back."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"We're all ready for the Weenie sound-alike contest."
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"WQHG 97. 1."
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"Butt slam!"
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"Cool weekends in the morning."
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"Give me that. Stewie Griffin, will you please report to the radio booth."
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"- You ever think about doing radio? - Well, I listen to a lot of radio."
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"so I feel like somebody's home."
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"Dicky, the Punch Line Donkey, on cool 97. 1."
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"My God, what a pleasant surprise."
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"- What? - Wait, wait. Hang on a second."
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"Everybody wish Snoopy and Woodstock was here? Well, they're dead."
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"I was on my way in here to cancel your show,"
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"You don't want him. He's not really a professional like me."
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"Listen, you get that kid in here. We need more laughs on the show."
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"Look, this isn't right, you know?"
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"Thanks for watching. I'm Tom Tucker. Good night."
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"Dingo and the Baby."
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"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
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"Dingo and the Baby."
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"Cut it out. Maybe I'll tickle you, huh, how about that?"
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"- No, don't. - Here you go."
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"I mean it. I mean it."
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"Well, I told you to stop."
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"Hey, there, champ."
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"No, but how about if Spider-Man gives you a $50 gift card to Sears?"
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"- I'm leaving. - What? Leaving? Why?"
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"I already started writing the ticket."
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"Are you happy doing what you're doing? 'Cause you're pathetic."
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"I gotta do it, Karen. I just gotta take a shot."
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"That guy... That guy just got to me today."
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"and have sex with Hank get free boob jobs courtesy of Dr. John Viener?"
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"- Hot. Hot. - Oh, yeah, that's hot, that is hot."
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"I think we got a show."
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"- Oh, yeah, we got a show. - We definitely got a show."
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"they broke the law."
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"I swear to God that was supposed to be "food fight. ""
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"I mean it. I am not kidding around. I am not gonna say it again."
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"- I hate you, I hate you. I want my mommy. - Well, I'm the best you've got."
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"A miss."
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"You got her in the eye with that one."
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"$100, boob job! - I'm gonna go."
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?"
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"I'm more of a sellout than you were when you did those Butterfinger commercials."
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"Yeah, I had a taste of what it was like to have a real father."
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"Cool weekends in the morning, 97. 1 FM."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Yeah, it's me."
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"And guess what? I sold Snoopy the junk."
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"Sir, I'm very sorry. That was this guy I know."
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"sagging breasts"
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"Tom Tucker, I forbid you to see my mother."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Peter, don't pinch me."
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"Captain, the enemy ship has opened fire on us."
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"I want to build a giant space station that can destroy a planet."
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"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger."
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"- I think you should play catch with Jake. - Really?"
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"And welcome back."
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"Stupid song."
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"You're listening to the radio."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Yeah, we can get some souvenirs."
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"Last year, I got an altimeter and a shinbone."
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"Peter, don't. They say if you watch that video, you die."
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"That's a lot of baloney."
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"Look, there's Mr. Quagmire's plane."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, keep your eye on the sky"
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"Gonna need some help here."
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"All right."
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"Wait a minute, where... Oh, my God, where's Stewie?"
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"Don't panic, Lois, we'll find him. I'm good at picking people out of a crowd."
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"Oh, gosh, this is hard."
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"And, number four, could you step forward, too?"
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"Okay, number five, look at number one."
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"Okay, and number three, could you say,"
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"'"Julie, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives. '""
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"Julie, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives."
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"- He's good. - Yeah, he's always good."
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"- Very good. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Stewie. Stewie."
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"I don't know, Butt. I don't think they can say my catchphrase, because"
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""They no funny. ""
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"There it is."
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"And if you think you can say that just like Weenie here,"
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"you could win $97.1 for the cool weekend ahead."
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"Cool weekends in the morning with Weenie and the Butt."
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"97. 1. 97. 1."
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"Weenie and the Butt."
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"In the morning, cool weekends."
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"FM."
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"- Weenie, Weenie, Weenie. - And the Butt."
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"Excuse me, I gotta find a lost kid. Can I use your mike?"
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"That's what she said."
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"You got Butt-slammed!"
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"- Listen, I could really use a hand here. - That's what he said."
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"That's Manic Monkey on 97.1."
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"Manic Monkey, 97. 1."
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"In the morning. In the morning."
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"Stewie Griffin."
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"Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there."
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"Peter and Lois leave the radio on when they go out"
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"Well, here's my card. Call me if you're interested."
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"Hey, okay, we've got our first contestant."
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"Let's hear Weenie's catchphrase."
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""They no funny. ""
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"I think we have a wiener!"
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