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Clips from The Simpsons - The Princess Guide (S26E26)

"43 is missing again."
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"Oh, spare me."
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"And all I got from Mr. Musk was an electric car,"
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"which I charge by stealing power from my nosy neighbor."
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"But I have a new scheme"
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"I have an appointment with a Nigerian King"
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"to negotiate a uranium deal that will put me right back on top."
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"Huh. Nothing can stop you, sir."
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"But, uh, not that you're not at the top of your game."
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"Uh, what if you don't get the deal?"
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"and move to the South Pacific with you."
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"What a grim fate that would be."
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"And with your omelet,"
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"Ah."
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"Oh, no. My almond milk leaked all over everything."
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"Dad, do you have anything I can eat?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, uh, I will turn this corn chip into a wonderful meal,"
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"using my greatest skill-- lunchroom trading!"
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"Shut your eyes."
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"The eyes taste first, then lips, then palette."
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"Welcome, Your Majesty."
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"but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull."
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"Before we begin, I have a favor to ask."
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"My daughter is traveling with me."
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"She is my true treasure."
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"Hmm."
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"That man is the perfect choice."
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"What?! Sir, that's Homer Simpson."
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"You forgot that he's the most incompetent..."
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"What do I know about kids?"
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"Princess, why'd you put on that coat?"
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"You're obviously cold."
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"No. I want to go out."
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"I'm 25 years old."
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"Uh, just a second."
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"Hey, Marge. Yeah, I'm working late."
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"Sorry, Marge, but I am the royal babysitter."
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"If I start watching commoners,"
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"the tongues of the court will be awag."
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"Well, if you think that..."
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"I want to go out"
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"Princess, have you ever heard of Studio 54, CBGBs, the Roxbury?"
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"Yes! I've dreamed of..."
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"All awesome."
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"So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?"
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"He's called "The Bachelor.""
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"Please let me go out."
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"I'll take you to a place that's fun with a capital "F.""
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"She's an honest-to-God princess."
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"Ah, really?"
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"Hey, tell me something."
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"I heard that Queen Elizabeth"
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"in person is actually not that funny."
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"I am from Africa."
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"Wow, Africa."
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"So, uh, you speak English there?"
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"I speak five languages."
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"Nobody does."
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"Uh, which means what?"
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""I don't wish to show off.""
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"uh, but don't expect me to bow and scrape."
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"Uh, well, I'll give you one scrape."
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"Yeah, that's it, Majesty."
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"Oh, they don't make them like you in Nigeria."
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"Homer, can I speak to you in private?"
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"Well, I'm mad I'm not doing it."
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"Okay, I'll tell you why I'm mad."
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"♪ ♪"
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"The prince needed to transfer $40 million out of the country."
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"He offered to split that with me"
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"And you gave it to him?"
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"Yeah, I did."
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"because of his bad spelling and grammar."
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"Now, guess how much of the $20 million I saw?"
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"If Kemi there is a Nigerian princess,"
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"her brother just might be the Nigerian prince"
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"that took my money!"
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"She's gone!"
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"And she trashed my bar!"
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"Yeah, good for her."
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"Well, lucky for you, she just happens"
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"to be in the back of my cruiser."
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"Yes! The prayer I forgot to say has been answered."
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"What the...?"
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"You're going straight to the drunk tank, rummy."
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""African princess.""
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"Oh, now African princesses are robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, huh?"
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"In the car!"
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"What is this, St. Patrick's Day?"
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"Why, this is terrible."
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"That's how upset I am here."
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"Hello. First of all, I wanted to pay."
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"Also... maybe... I wanted to talk more to you?"
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"Okay there, Moe, you got to get to the brother,"
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"because he knows what my PIN number is, and I forgot."
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"Yeah, duly noted."
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"Uh, so, Your Tootsieness, tell me about your family."
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"I have a brother. Yes. One."
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"Now, Moe, don't jump to conclusions."
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"It's him!"
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"thanks for bailing me out,"
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"but I still have a huge problem."
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"You know, get a nice wig and a dress."
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"Oh, no, I am not dressing up like an African princess."
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"I am not! I am not! I am not!"
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"Thank you for listening to my objections."
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"Well, you were really vehement."
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"May I speak with the princess?"
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"I'm with Homer Simpson, and I do declare he's wonderful."
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"Oh, that's right, I'm from South Africa."
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"Fiddle-Dee-Dee."
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"Well, sounds like"
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"but you make me feel even better about it."
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"Eh, usually people that tease me"
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"Geez, I sound like one of those guys in them Rom coms"
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"that play at the theaters next to the theater I'm in. Heh."
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"I read. Are you familiar with the books"
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"Things Fall Apart and No Longer At Ease?"
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"Fair comment."
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