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Clips from The Simpsons - The Princess Guide (S26E26)

"I haven't eaten all day."
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"Well, don't eat those eggs! Uh, we don't know"
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"what kind of bird they turn into."
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"But there's a string cheese or something"
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"Oh. Come on, pal."
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"Come on."
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"That's really stuck there good."
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"Good night, eggs."
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"Good night, bugs crawlin' up my legs."
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"Good night, princess who treats me nice."
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"Yeah."
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"So my offer for one ton of your uranium is a goat."
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"Will you stop offering me that?"
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"I come from a modern nation of 90 million people."
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"Two goats. You are starting to insult me."
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"My board has given me permission to go up to 12 goats."
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"Okay, but no dogs disguised as goats."
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"Well, well, look who's up. Heh."
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"Uh, Princess, I'm gonna do something for you"
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"No. I want to spend time with you."
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"Do you mind ridin' a cute little scooter"
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"with your arms around my waist?"
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"I don't."
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"And after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl"
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"What, uh, whatever you like."
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"Just relax and enjoy the music."
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"where the princess goes back to the hotel"
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"and watches TV."
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"So where are we headed, dude?"
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"Okay, um, usually I do kind of a funny take on an airline pilot"
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""for flying Air Kevin. If you look out"
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"to the left of the pedicab, you...""
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"Just move the pedals."
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"Whoa, sounds like the tower"
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"has cleared us for takeoff."
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"We're tryin' to escape that guy."
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"Well, dude, as long as he can run, he can beat us."
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"So, anyways, the place that I really feel the pedaling?"
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"I don't want to get my father mad, O."
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"Go back? But I didn't show you the place"
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"where Dave Grohl got mugged."
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"Thank God I shaved my forehead this morning."
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"A paparazzo. Please don't send that."
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"If my father sees it, it will ruin my life."
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"Well, thanks for making it so easy."
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"And you have the 20 million goats?"
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"19,999,998"
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"before you sign, Your Majesty?"
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"to watch an impetuous adult who does what she wants."
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"Wow. After spending my life serving others,"
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"There's never a bright side."
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"Yes, you've torn that up, all right."
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"Father, I want to explain."
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"and this kind man has shown it to me."
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"And stolen your heart."
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"Eh, well, that's what I do. Uh, sorry,"
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"but there ain't no off switch for this."
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"He has not stolen my heart."
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"Wha?!"
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"Why has he made the ancient tribal sound of confusion?"
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"I think he is a sweet, sweet man."
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"it was not romantic."
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"More like when Snow White kissed Dopey."
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"I'm sorry, Moe. I don't love you."
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"But I really like you."
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"Well, daughter, even though you have done nothing"
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"seriously wrong, first I will tear this contract"
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"And as for you, your punishment will be..."
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"father to father?"
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"A woman has allowed you to sire her children?"
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"There was beer involved. I have two daughters."
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"And I've learned you have to let them go their own way."
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"And she's only 12. Eight."
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"I am not convinced."
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"Uh, because you want them to grow."
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"And because you can't strangle a girl."
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"Oh, father."
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"Little girl, let me give you some advice."
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"You're talking to the girl"
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"who wants a career in jazz."
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"So the good king's cheap uranium will"
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"allow me to sell you expensive nuclear power."
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"Can you tell us about the man you kissed?"
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"Uh, yesterday, a local man"
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""may or may not" have given a tour"
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"to love and then love to respect."
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"And yesterday, a certain princess"
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"I did not think this through."
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"I'm laughing already."
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"Really not cheerin' me up here,"
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"but, uh, let me offer you the only literature"
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"in this bar-- sure works for me, though."
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"This coaster."
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"I will treasure it."
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"for a man who doesn't care,"
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"I can't believe it's been"
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"But I guess I can finally wash this forehead."
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"Oh, God, what do you want?"
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"Well, neighbor, now that your streak of rum luck"
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"is at its end, I have a favor to ask."
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"It involves charity."
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"I've set up the Virgin Earth Challenge,"
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"a $25 million prize"
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"to eliminate greenhouse gases,"
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"that I was hoping you would add to."
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"Where are the hounds when I need them?"
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"They're on a free Virgin Galactic flight"
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"without saying the word "virgin"? That's another Virgin Challenge."
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"That I will not be Virgin taking. Virgin."
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"Shh!"
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"Twelve Angry Men? Uh, men!"
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"to maintain my sunny disposition, Smithers."
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"Dad, what does that do?"
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"Is it called the cooling tower because there's..."
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"Aw."
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"No. Help. Oh, stop."
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"Hey, dippily-do, neighbor-oni!"
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"would you like the fried potatoes or the mixed berries?"
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"Hello."
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"During our complicated negotiations,"
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