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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rickmancing The Stone (S03E03)

"A new champ!"
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"Okay, no more!"
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"Stop standing in the driveway talking about custody!"
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"This family does."
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"All right. Good job, champ."
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"Um, can I talk to you kids for a second over yonder?"
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"Rick, I-I-I think I'm breaking through to something here."
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"C-Can we not leave just yet?"
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"-Leave? -I'm not leaving."
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"There is no "leave.""
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"We are united, or we are enemies."
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"Oh, big guy, no. Nobody's leaving."
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"We love being united."
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"W love the radiation, the trichinosis."
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"We're in it for life,"
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"about 40 yards from anyone else."
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"Hey, the Green Rock is gone!"
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"Kids?"
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"Ohh."
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"Grandpa, you're being stupid!"
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"Death Stalkers, bring me his flesh leather!"
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"When did I lose control here?"
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"Listen to me -- both of you kids"
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"so we can properly deal with your parents' divorce!"
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"Alternatively, I have a freaking portal gun,"
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"Why does it have to be such a dramatic choice?"
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"or -- or visit home to do laundry?"
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"My body is chrome!"
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"Nope. Regular blood."
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"-Where are the kids? -Oh, th--they aren't with you?"
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"I thought they were with you."
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"Oh, y-you know what? Uh, I just remembered."
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"completely ordinary and kid-related."
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"Don't panic. -Not panicked at all. Just --"
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"What's it doing to me? Did I make a mistake?"
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"but this divorce decision -- listen -- mwah! --"
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"good for you, good for the kids."
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"Who else wants some?"
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"Who wants to be my pussy of a dad today?"
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"You're not getting weak on me, are you?"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"What's the matter, you piece of crap?"
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"Haven't you ever watched your family burn to death before?"
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"[ Laughs evilly ]"
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"It can't be."
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"I was just following orders! -Whoa, whoa!"
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"-I was just following orders! -Ahh!"
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"I'll tell you where my boss lives!"
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"This isn't over, is it?"
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"That means, no, it isn't over,"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Hey, sorry my Grandpa stole your god and ruined your car."
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"We don't apologize, and we have no god."
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"But this cracked driveshaft brings me great pain."
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"than the one between a Death Stalker and his car."
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"What about the weird guys on leashes, then?"
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"Cool, cool."
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"[ Helmet clangs ]"
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"Can I...see?"
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"No one has seen my true face and lived."
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"Hmm?"
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"I just..."
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"I didn't expect you to have a mustache."
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"Do you guys have the phrase "hat on a hat"?"
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"-I can shave it. -No. I like it."
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"It's you."
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"Yeah, yeah, I know, a-and nothing does matter."
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"You just kill everyone that sees it, and it's --"
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"is why I shave the beard part."
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"which is what I was trying to avoid"
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"with the whole bucket over the head"
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"Why don't I just wear a tie, right?"
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"with the burnt dolls on his body."
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"I hated that guy, because, why -- why are you doing that?"
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"And how can you not see how fake that is?"
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"And the whole time, I'm the same thing."
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"I'm just a fake mess, and there's no escaping it"
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"[ Both moaning ]"
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"Hey, I'm doing a coffee run -- Never mind."
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"[ Power surges ] -I am Summer."
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"Summer, state your deal."
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"Morty? Aw, geez, I'm so down with my parents' divorce, dawg."
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"Like, don't even trip, like, in a healthy way."
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"[ Slurps ] Thanks, everybody,"
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"for sitting down for a real dinner."
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"Its benefits are totally, like, less about the food"
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"than the emotional nourishment."
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"Uh, okay, weirdo."
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"[ Chuckles nervously ]"
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"Yeah, dial it back, Summer..."
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"by 15% and increase dynamic movement by 3%."
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"quote mode -- "staying together for the kids.""
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"End quote mode."
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""Quote mode." I like that."
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"Are you guys millennials, or are they like 40 now?"
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"All I know is, totally, you look great."
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"Aw, geez, Mom, you look all kind of great and stuff."
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"It's crazy. -So happy."
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"So happy. Happy family, man."
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"We got this family in the bag."
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"Oh. [ Cries ]"
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"Oh, sweetie, d-don't. Listen. Don't --"
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"I don't know why I'm crying. It's not..."
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"Well, try... crying 15% less?"
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"Mom, emotions are human."
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"Your feelings are not only forgivable,"
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"they are the very meaning of life"
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"that only pre-silicon, carbon-based entities"
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"can ever grasp."
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"The point of automation is to reduce cost and labor."
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"Your feelings are coming from a..."
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"[ Power fades ] Tell it to my bread in the morning."
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"[ Chuckles ] Aw, geez,"
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"Graze my genitals again, Taint Washer,"
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"and you'll be shipped to the wasteland."
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"Ahh! Oh!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Oh, God. Look, whoever you are,"
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"you should know that killing me won't change a thing."
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"L-Look, man, I'm just along for the ride on this one."
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