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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rickmancing The Stone (S03E03)

"It's called "carpe diem," Morty."
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"Look it up. -You look it up!"
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"of randomly assembled molecules"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Jerry, I didn't see you there."
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"H-How much of that did you hear?"
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"A-And your Mom's lawyer says"
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"if I can get enough in the settlement,"
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"Uh, Summer, Dad's leaving. -Bye, Dad."
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"I don't care -- even if it might kill us?"
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"I did not, but if you're really that alienated,"
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"Sure. Sounds important."
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"your father did a-a portal, uh..."
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"[ Wind whistling ]"
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"[ Wind chimes tinkling ]"
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"What?"
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"[ Whooping ]"
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"[ Gunshots ]"
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"Morty, shoot the Mohawk guy!"
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"Shoot him!"
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"it makes Isotope 465"
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"Rick, can we not leave without my sister?"
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"looking for another one."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"where I can see them."
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"You have removed weak blood from us and made us stronger."
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"Wh-Wh-What in the hell are you saying?"
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"That is our glowing rock."
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"-Okay. -What?"
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"Oh, get off your high horse, Professor Ski Lodge."
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"but it's got its charms."
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"You see that green rock, Morty?"
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"I was getting all hard for a flake of."
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"is better than having a flake."
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"I can explain the math to you later, but --"
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"and let's get the "F" out of "H.""
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"No, no, no. Morty, there's too much heat on the bogey."
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""Distract"? They eat each other."
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"Right idea, wrong genre, Morty."
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"Hey, you guys ever use that Thunderdome,"
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"or do you just put it up for decoration?"
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"-Ohh, burn! [ Fingers snap ]"
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"Come here."
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"one limb at a time. -Ow!"
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"Ooh! Help! Help!"
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"-Oh, sweet, man! [ Indistinct shouting ]"
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"Just stick and mo[belches]ve, Morty!"
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"How come you guys dress like"
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"You mean dictionaries?"
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"And he wants more!"
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"No, I don't!"
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"Morty."
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"Why would you want this to happen?"
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"And either tell her you want to stay married"
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"stop being a baby and act like a man!"
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"Not that family means anything!"
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"Don't be stupid."
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"which I assume is around 20 years, average."
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"I just need a quick aside with my grandkids,"
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"-Oh, no! -Uh, I know --"
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"why don't we all split up and look for it in groups of three?"
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"We'll be right back."
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"Just surrender, and our friends will give you mercy!"
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"Kiss my ass, Summer!"
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"[ Squeals ]"
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"Sorry, but can we not kill him?"
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"C-Can we just take him prisoner?"
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"and I can leave the two of you here forever!"
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"Can't we arrange a thing where we spend weekends here"
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"They're out doing something"
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"Not a mistake, no!"
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"I mean, not that I have a horse in this race,"
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"I mean, honestly, I think that they're flourishing."
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"that -- that they're totally flourishing."
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"Hey, what's -- what's wrong, man?"
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"[ Spectators murmuring ]"
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"Wait a minute."
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"[ Woman screams ]"
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"Now I'm gonna whip you. Huh!"
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"It can't be!"
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"or you disapprove of the question?"
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"Uh, m-make a fist if this isn't over."
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"They're more like... interns."
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"Sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to die,"
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"and I don't care what you look like."
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"-You hate it. -No. I like it."
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"in that it's a specific facial accessory."
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"So, it's kind of like --"
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"And obviously what I like shouldn't matter."
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"Obviously, I know that. I'm not weak."
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"I'm just thinking, "Well, why not get rid of this?""
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"and it's hot under here, wh-which, by the way,"
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"because who am I and why am I grooming myself?"
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"I mean, it's like that guy you killed when I met you,"
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"because -- -Mmm."
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"All right. It's dinnertime."
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"Together: No problem."
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"I like school and stuff, kind of."
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"You millennials."
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"You're not, like, a computer inside a mechanical doll."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you two?"
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"my sister died in the spaghetti. [ Power fades ]"
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"And as for you, Genital Washer --"
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"If anything, I'm the victim here."
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"So, this is it, isn't it?"
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"but w-w-we'd be together and..."
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"I got to deal with my parents' divorce,"
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"Yeah, well, too late. Just tell me what you want."
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"infinite versions of me and my sister?"
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"You don't have to kick me while I'm down, Morty."
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"I don't know if that applies"
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"It's the least I can do. I-I-I-I owe you this much."
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"See, Morty? Now we're both accountable."
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"This is a really special thing."
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"My daughter's going through a divorce,"
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"and I am not dealing with it in a healthy way at all."
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"Same shit different day."
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"Oh. Congratulations, guys."
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