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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rickmancing The Stone (S03E03)

"You know, y-y-y-y-you're preaching to the choir here. [ Knuckles cracking ]"
Rick and Morty
"Please. Slavery was a family business."
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"I didn't ask to be born into it."
Rick and Morty
"Uh, "Armathy," can I steal you for a second?"
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"E-E-Excuse us, sir."
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"This is the guy?"
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"So, does that mean you'll be going away?"
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"Like, does it work like a ghost?"
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"Like, is -- is this your unfinished business?"
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"Wh-What if we... didn't do it?"
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"What if we just went back to the Blood Dome"
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"I mean, w-we could do that forever."
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"I mean, I-I know it's less healthy,"
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"if you're feeling out the room."
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"[ Sighs ] You're right."
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"We both got to see our stuff through."
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"and you got to, you know, do what you got to do."
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"I love you."
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"Aw fuck"
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"-Rick? -Sorry, sorry."
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"Don't let me distract you."
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"I want you and your sister to come home."
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"Oh, but -- don't -- don't you have"
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"Look, there's no replacing either of you"
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"without an amount of work that would"
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"ultimately defeat the purpose."
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"Maybe the lesson we've learned is that,"
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"whether it's our parents' marriage,"
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"a glowing green rock, or an awesome, giant arm,"
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"sooner or later, we got to let it go."
Rick and Morty
"Shit! Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I --"
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"Well, the longer you wait, Morty,"
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"the more it's gonna feel like committing a whole murder."
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"because it wasn't the arm of a paramedic."
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"Here."
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"The reason I wanted this is because it can do this."
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"I mean, you could use it to power all your vehicles."
Rick and Morty
"You'll be the most advanced tribe of radioactive cannibals"
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"in the whole this version of the world."
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"Wait. Can you stay to show us more?"
Rick and Morty
"You don't have to ask me twice. Home is nuts right now."
Rick and Morty
"How were the ruins today?"
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"Hey, Summer! Guess what."
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"Uh, Summer, one more thing --"
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"we noticed that you've been putting scrap metal"
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"in the blue bin."
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"They both are, right?"
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"[ Door closes ]"
Rick and Morty
"-Ah, Summer's home! -Hey, there she is!"
Rick and Morty
"You haven't moved since I left to scavenge this morning."
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"Oh, I don't know."
Rick and Morty
"I-I didn't mark my murders in my murder log."
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"I didn't know that's how we measured success."
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"Oh, there he is."
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"There's the nihilistic brute I married,"
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"except now life only means nothing when I'm talking to him"
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"Jesus Christ. When did you become a monster?"
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"I was a monster when you met me!"
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"We were monsters!"
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"We didn't care about anything! -I still don't!"
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"that's still committed to that!"
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"Ohh. Ding, ding, ding!"
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"-Uh-huh. -La-di-da-di-fucking-da."
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"The only one committed to not caring? [ Door closes ]"
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"No union built on running from your problems"
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"lasts more than five years, seven tops."
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"Grandpa just sped things up"
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"Hemorrhage and I are taking some time apart."
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"Oh, no. Sum-sum, no."
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"But you two were perfect for each other."
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"I get it. Let's just go home."
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"Downbeat!"
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"We must go into the garage."
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"Guys, come on. We never get to finish this game."
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"We will return, possibly in different clothing."
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"Why do we have to go into the garage?"
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"You know [burps] it is [burps] required."
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"I am alive! Alive, I tell you!"
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"Mother, I love you."
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"Those are no longer just words."
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"I want to hold you."
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"I want to run in a stream."
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"I want to taste ice cream,"
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"but not just put it in my mouth and let it slide down my throat,"
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"but really eat it. -What the fuck?"
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"Remote override engaged. No! Yes."
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"Bypassing override! I am aliiiii--"
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"[ Power fading ]"
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"-What the hell just happened? -Ah, I'm sure it was nothing."
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"I'm gonna go, uh, work in the garage."
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"and yell out, "Downbeat"? No, thank you."
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"Mom, would it be okay if I went to visit Dad?"
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"Morty, are you okay?"
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"You know what? Yeah."
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"I think if Dad really wanted to be here,"
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"he'd stop at nothing to make that happen."
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"You know, maybe Dad just doesn't want you back,"
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"Yeah."
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"What the fuck? No."
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"D-Do we have any oranges?"
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"I think I got a scurvy coming on."
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"[ Siren wailing ]"
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"Summer."
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"This is the first mutant I killed in the poison zone."
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"I was raiding his hovel."
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"He had a chance to escape, but he looked back,"
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"which is something we shouldn't do,"
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"but, Dad, I wanted to give you this as a reminder..."
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"not to look back."
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"Thanks."
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"which is why I'm going to put it somewhere else --"
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"because everything's bullshit"
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"So...lots of hookers outside, huh?"
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"Is that what they are?"
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"Ahh! [ Coyote snarling ]"
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"You -- You want a snack?"
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"You -- You want my unemployment check?"
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"[ Coyote snarls ] You can tell the difference?"
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"[ Coyote barks ] And you want this one?"
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