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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rickmancing The Stone (S03E03)

"Blood Dome playoffs."
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"So, I can assume you haven't murdered a single person today."
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"I got to admit, Rick, when you popped this scheme,"
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"I-I-I didn't -- I wasn't sure it was gonna work."
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"with a few creature comforts of modern society."
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"Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay? You proved your point."
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"Coolsies!"
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"Hemorrhage: Noooooooooo--"
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"[ Thudding, clanging ]"
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"[ Door opens ] -Hey, yo."
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"Sorry for acting so weird for three weeks."
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"We're not gonna finish playing Downbeat?"
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"What, that dice game where you shake dice"
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"or maybe he just doesn't have the strength to fight."
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"I-In either case, he's got his life, I got mine."
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"Hey, who wants to go run in a stream?"
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"or symbols or housewarming gifts,"
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"Cool."
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"H-Hello there. Nice doggy."
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"Unless my suffering is your nourishment?"
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"Wind: [ Soft voice ] Loser."
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"Ohh!"
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"can you do me a favor and turn your ringer off?"
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"Y-Y-You don't even -- You don't even know what it means!"
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"Listen to your sister, Morty."
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"Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk"
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"drifting wherever the universe blows you."
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"[ Sighs ] I just wanted to say goodbye to the kids."
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"Cool. Just stay in the driveway."
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"The killbots are live, and I took you off the white list."
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"W-We'll see you every other weekend, though, right?"
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"Absolutely, Morty."
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"he can help me sue for full custody."
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"Th-That'll be nice."
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"Rick, didn't you say you needed my help"
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"I'm as willing to exploit it as the next guy, church, army,"
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"or Olympic gymnastics trainer."
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"I'm ready when you are."
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"Bitch, I was ready yest--"
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"Well, I-I better..."
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"Okay."
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"Hello?"
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"♪♪"
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"chartreuse with cyan highlights, layered on top."
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"FUCK Get in the game, Morty!"
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"Give me your flask!"
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"Holy shit Summer for the win!"
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"Here we go!"
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"Isotope 322."
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"This stuff's so powerful, Morty,"
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"I want to try something."
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"Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty."
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"I mean, n-not that I want to spend the rest of my day"
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""Sum-sum," let's go!"
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"Whoa. That was cool."
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"Kill me, please."
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"Summer!"
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"Okay. Getting darker."
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"Jesus Christ. Summer!"
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"Aw, come on."
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"We can combine our strength and feast on the weak together."
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"They don't have to keep trying to kill us if we join them."
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"All right, let's get sloppy."
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"[ Power surges ] -Oh, whoa."
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"Uh, uh, what's, uh --"
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"Th-Th-That's interesting."
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"We carry it with us for desecration,"
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"[ Monitor beeping ]"
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"Kids, weird pitch --"
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"let's have this be our new life."
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"Let's be post-apocalyptic scavengers!"
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"Grandpa, some of the Death Stalkers"
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"Listen, Rick, Summer's been acting pretty crazy lately."
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"You know, I mean, I-I think the divorce is affecting her."
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"And, you know, I don't think this is"
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"a great place for her to be right now."
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"This world may be rough around the edges,"
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"Bicep or quadricep?"
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"Uh [clears throat] bicep."
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"than to just tell me why we're still here?"
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"No. Okay, I'll level with you."
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"Isotope 322."
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"Well, having a 20-pound boulder of it"
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"that have "Death" in their name,"
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"and the rest of their name was "Stalkers.""
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"Huh, could be therapeutic for her."
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"She has been acting pretty crazy lately, Morty."
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"I mean, her parents are going through a divorce --"
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"Damn it, Rick, that's what I -- Fine."
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"Just grab the stupid thing while I grab her,"
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"I need you to distract the camp."
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"put on a puppet show?"
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"The equivalent here would be..."
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"Uh, you mean the Blood Dome?"
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"Save it for the Semantics Dome, E.B. White."
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"The important question is,"
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"[ All cheering ]"
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"Wh-What are you, out of your mind?"
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"Morty, relax. You're gonna be a ringer."
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"This device extracts and redistributes muscle memory."
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"I'm giving your body a 10-year course in wasteland combat"
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"I'm working with a mixed bag here,"
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"We're making some discoveries about muscle memory."
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"And so it begins, my pretties!"
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"Oh, God! Stop! Stop! This is horrible!"
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"Wear him out!"
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"you're in a theme-park stunt show,"
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"After the boom-boom, some adapted to the new truth,"
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"and some chose to huddle near the boomy holes,"
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"clinging to the lie of the before-fore times."
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"leaving only their love"
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"for the vert-vert-isements on billyboards."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Did the boomy-booms blow up all your wordy-word books?"
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"[ Groaning, snarling ]"
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"I think I was a child before the boom-booms."
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"I think I looked like this."
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"Want to piss on him?"
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"Eli: Ha ha! Whoo!"
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"Unbelievable!"
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