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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Temptation of Krust (S09E09)

"I finally got around to reading the dictionary."
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"- It's just a word at the end of the dictionary. - I still don't get it."
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"[Laughing]"
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"And this guy, uh, with all the jokes he does."
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"If it werert for you, I'd be a doctor."
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"Yeah, yeah, right. Thanks."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Laughing] Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes."
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""the most promising newcomer of 1959.""
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"Please put your hands together for Krusty the Clown."
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"Cobbler."
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"The other thing about TV dinners..."
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"you don't have leftovers, you have reruns."
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"- Take that, Swansors. - [Chuckling]"
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"Didrt like that one, huh? Well-"
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""Me so sorry. Ah, so.""
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"[Booing]"
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""Ah, so. Ah, so. Me like the fried rice."
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"Me flap dickey long time.""
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"Are you kidding? I stunk up the joint."
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"No, no. I was talking to Lisa back there."
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"Sure, there were a lot of laughs."
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"You probably couldn't hear them. The acoustics were so bad."
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"Yeah, I was great."
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"- What do you think of him, Internet Comic? - [Beeping]"
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"Guys, keep it down."
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"- Five minutes, Krusty. - Oh, I ain't going back out there."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Phew."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Krusty the Clown." No!"
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"You, sir, are an idiot."
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"- [Chittering] - Aw, that's your answer to everything!"
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"Well, I'll fix that. I'm goir on the bender to end all benders."
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"[Speaking Spanish]"
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"What did he say, Lisa? What did he say?"
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"He is presumed dead or on vacation."
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"[Krusty Groaning]"
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"Wow, a clown. Do you think he's evil?"
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"[Sniffing] He smells evil."
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"[Sniffing] Should we tell Daddy?"
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"No, let's poke him a little while longer."
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"- [Screaming] - [Groaning]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Oh, it hurts to talk."
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"We'll have to work out a system of blinks."
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"Oh, P.U., what were you drinking, gasoline?"
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"- Uh, Krusty. - Hang on, kid. I got a tack in my head."
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"Man, look at all the crap with my face on it."
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""Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Ah, that burns! What the hell is on those things?"
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"I gotta freshen up my act."
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"Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?"
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"- Answer me! - Yes! Now stop squirming."
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"They are just impossible."
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"Well, they are. Anyway, don't you have some advice for Krusty?"
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"Well, these days, people like observational humor..."
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"about things they deal with in everyday life."
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"Well, kind of, but more universal."
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"Shut up, kid. Come on, Leno. Tamper, teach, impart."
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"## [Whistling]"
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"- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son."
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"Well, they are, so make with the loofah or get out."
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"- [Applause] - And then of course, there's Mom..."
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"who sounds something like this."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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""Eat your vegetables. Take a sweater."
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"I don't think that's a good idea. Hmm.""
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"- [Laughing] - [Laughing] Take that, Marge."
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"And now, the all-new comedy stylings of..."
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"Krusty the Clown!"
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"Wait. Where's my water? Oh, there it is. All right."
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"Hello. I'm a real person."
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"And as a real person, I've made some humorous observations about real life."
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"For example, have you ever noticed how there are two phone books..."
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"a white one and a yellow one?"
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"[Chuckles] Like, what's the deal with that?"
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"One's residential, the other is business."
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"They have those. They're government listings."
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"I see."
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"Uh, what about two-cent stamps?"
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"Pizza pie is very hot these days."
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"Can't open pickle jars. No mail on Sunday. Out of paper towels."
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"- Oh, oh, oh. What's the deal with cardboard? - Boo!"
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"All right, let's just move on to Notebook 2."
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"- I've really gotta get dinner started. - Me too."
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"I also have to go. Boo!"
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"- Krusty, the acoustics in here- - I appreciate the effort, kid."
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"But there's only one thing left for me to do."
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"[Chattering]"
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"[Clears Throat] "Smart lads who slip at times away..."
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""From fields where glory will not stay..."
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"And the name died before the man.""
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"- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes."
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"I'm quitting show business. I was just trying to go out..."
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"with a little class, you jackass."
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"But, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?"
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"you got some big-chin schlub..."
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"These comics today."
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""Ooh, look at me. I can't set my V.C.R."
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""I can't open a bag of airline peanuts."
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"I'm a freakir moron.""
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"[Laughing] Krusty's gone nuts."
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"that would embarrass Redd Foxx-"
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"Who they slept with. What time they sit on the can."
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"- [Laughing] And it's funny. - It is?"
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"In that case, I'm proud to announce my triumphant return to comedy."
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"- "Four drink minimum"? - I'll cover you, honey."
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"Or, as the ladies like to call me, "Hey, you, behind the bushes.""
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"- [Feedback On R.A.] - And now, without further Apu."
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"ladies and gentlemen, Krusty."
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"So I'm watchir TV today-"
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"Whoo! TV, yeah!"
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"All I keep seeir is dead celebrities hawkir products."
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"tellir me about "the horrors of an 'unfresh' bowl.""
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"[Laughing]"
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"And I tell you somethir else, I do not believe Winston Churchill..."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- [Man #1] Yeah! - [Man #2] Me too."
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"Oh, you're burning it all wrong, Seymour."
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