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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Temptation of Krust (S09E09)

"Take that, you greedy fat cats."
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"- Marge, give me your purse. - Here's $42. That's everything I have."
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"[Chuckling] From now on..."
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"I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is."
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"Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs."
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"- Dad! - You too, Bart."
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"You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge."
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"my own show, acres of cars, a nice microwave oven."
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"And if I wasrt so afraid of clowns, I'd give you a big hug."
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"Hey, excuse me, Krusty. We've been watching you at Moe's all week."
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"And your credibility is just-Wow."
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"- Get to the point, Armani. - Well, we think you'd be the perfect spokesman..."
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"for our company's new sports utility vehicle, the Canyonero."
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"I guess you Wall Street weasels didn't get the word. Krusty's not for sale."
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"But you endorse everything. In fact, this endorsement contract..."
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"comes from your line of legal forms."
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"It's a quality form."
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"But those days are behind me. I don't shill for nobody no more."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause we're prepared to offer you..."
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"[Stammering] Oh, well."
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"Are you sure? It's free."
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"I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These things are driving me nuts."
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"So this afternoon, two suits come up to me..."
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"and ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle."
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"with the rugged drivability of a sturdy 4x4."
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"- [Murmuring] - Hey, Krusty, what are you talking about?"
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"Yeah, but that was before I got to know 'em."
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"[Clamoring]"
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"[Grunts] I learned something about myself tonight, kid."
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"Come on, I'll give you a ride home."
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"##[Country]"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"[Whip Cracks]"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving."
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"- [Man] Hyah! - [Whip Cracks]"
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"- Hyah! - [Whip Cracks]"
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"- [Whip Cracks] - Whoa, Canyonero!"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"There's that bird you like to argue with."
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"piano recitals, building dedications..."
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"- A rest home for pirates? - No, Dad. It's to fight soil erosion."
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"Well, only if something tickles me just right."
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"[Laughing] Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes."
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"[Feedback On R.A.]"
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"Did you get a load of"Corpsey" the Clown?"
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"Oh, Diego's not gonna like that."
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"[Speaking Spanish]"
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"What will they think of next, blue pages?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Hi, how you folks doing? I'm Moe."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"There's nothir those Madison Avenue grave robbers won't do..."
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"I am! I worked like a dog for this."
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"Stop saying that!"
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"I thought you said those guys were creeps."
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"That's Canyonero."
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"I don't know what the hell you are."
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"[Gargling]"
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"Take me here, under the disco ball."
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"Today's top joke:"
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"[Groans]"
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"- Run home and bury it in the yard. - I love you, Mom."
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"I'm proud of you, Krusty. Oh, sure, I've got material success..."
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"And I'm tellir you, the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles."
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"Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in."
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"It turns out the zebra did it."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Continues Laughing]"
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"Then you got these lady comics talking about stuff..."
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"Oh, look. This is a perfect chance to get you kids some nice church shoes."
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"Wow. This is roomy."
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"- Canyonero! - Hyah!"
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"Yeah, excuse me. I'm looking for someone named "Jay Leno.""
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"##[Continues]"
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"- [Whip Cracks] - Whoa!"
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"They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe. Something for church..."
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"Uh-oh, I'm losir 'em. Time for the "A" material."
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"- I mean, "Me so sorry." [Laughing] - [Laughing]"
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"Hey, hey. I'm Kent Brockman the clown..."
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"but I was too busy selling out."
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"Well, here's a headline for you: Nobody cares."
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"I have been zinged and I love it."
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"[Sighs] I got my period today."
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"What the hell are you laughir at? I'm just tellir the truth."
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"of Springfield's green-haired, red-nosed hack-""
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"And let me tell you, talk about roomy."
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"- Don't you hate pants? - I threw those two creeps out on their ass."
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"- Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh? - Why, yes. Yes, I do."
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"- Somebody wanna get this kid a TV? - Whoa, gee, thanks, mister."
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"- It's just a joke. - Oh, I get it! I get jokes."
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"Now get him out of here."
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"[Bart Laughing]"
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"You're the reason I went into comedy."
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"- [Applause] - Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Krusty!"
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"## [Disco On TV]"
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"They say any publicity is good publicity."
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"Oh, this sucks. I am out of here."
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"- [Grunting] - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Hey, get away from him, you little freaks."
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"I'm trying to get these tangles out."
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"[Cheers] Oh, Krusty!"
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"Hey, I washed your hair."
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"[Laughing]"
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"God rest his smutty soul."
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"[Cheering]"
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"- Is this thing on? - No. Sorry, Moe."
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"I thought I made myself clear in Boston."
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"I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again."
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"I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again."
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"- Hey, hey! - [Announcer] The Federal Highway Commission..."
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"Wait! Where you going? I still got plenty of beefs."
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"- to get us to buy their crap. - [Cheering]"
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"I don't care if it is illegal. I'm makir a stand here. Who's with me?"
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"[Cheering]"
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