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Clips from The Simpsons - Viva Ned Flanders (S10E10)

"I haven't done any of those things, folks."
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"You name it, I haven't done it."
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"Geez, Flanders, you're 60 years old..."
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"and you haven't lived a day in your life."
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"Yeah, even the boy in the bubble had a deck of cards."
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"Hmm."
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"It almost seemed like those folks were making fun of old Steady Neddie."
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"Well, you may be a bit cautious, but what's wrong with that?"
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"Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth."
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"Mm-hmm, and some people just steer clear of that whole hornets' nest."
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"I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a-"
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"Glass of water on the side for dippin'."
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"Am I that pre-diddly-ictable?"
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"I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life."
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"- ## - Hey there!"
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"Look at that. Everyone's livin' it up except Ned."
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"Help! We're being carjacked."
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"Don't get clever, old man."
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"Now take us to Dress Barn."
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"Where have you been, Neddie?"
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"In the bathroom- not trimmin' my mustache."
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"What do you think?"
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"Do I remind you of troubled troubadour David Crosby?"
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"No, you remind me of silly billy Ned Flanders."
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"Would a silly billy sit like this?"
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"- Ooh! - Rod, Call Dr. Stein."
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"All right, Bart- Fire in the hole."
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"Okay, no more gasoline."
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"Never a dull moment, huh, Homer?"
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"You got that right. Throw on the mesquite, Bart."
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"Mesquite it is."
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"You know, this may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane, Homer..."
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"but I was wondering if you could show me how to have some fun."
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"Well, well, well."
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"So Flawless Flanders needs help..."
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"from Stinky Pants Simpson."
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"Yeah, I guess I do."
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"-Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus Magee. -How about it, Homer?"
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"Will you teach me the secret of your intoxicating lust for life?"
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"- Wellity, wellity, wellity. - Stop that!"
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"Let's do it."
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"Aw, the missus will clean that up."
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"Now it's Marge's time to shine."
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"- Seems fair. - And I'll need your signature..."
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"and initial here."
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"You're not really giving my father..."
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"- power of attorney, are you? - Of course I-"
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"Oh, my stars. I can't do that."
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"Well, that's unfortunate. Really is."
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"Congratulations."
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"Welcome to the Homer Simpson Program."
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"So what happens next?"
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"One day soon I will come for you..."
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"and then the game will begin."
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"Could be in the middle of the night."
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"It could be when you least expect it."
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"Or whatever's good for you. I don't care."
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"Okay, Homer, I'm ready to learn."
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"What's the first lesson? Just gimme the topic sentence."
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"Gimme that! That's your problem."
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"You're livin' up here."
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"You gotta live down here, in the impulse zone."
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"Like this!"
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"We're going to break the bank..."
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"at the Monty Burns Casino."
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"Homer, they blew that up yesterday."
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"Oh,yeah, right."
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"Then we're goin' to Las Vegas-"
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"Which is actually back in that direction."
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"##"
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"That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas."
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"Eh, too many kids."
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"Ooh. It's goin' on 8:30."
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"I better call Maude and tell her where I am."
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"Relax. I called her from the gas station."
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"- Thanks, buddy. - Sucker."
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"Oh! The lights, the noise, the letter ''X.''"
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"It's-It's all designed to inflame the senses."
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"I don't think so."
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"I think you'll find escape is quite impossible."
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"Help me!"
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"Hey- Lance Murdock."
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"If he's not careful, his scooter could roll right down that ramp."
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"He's a daredevil, Ned. He laughs at death."
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"And now, the indestructible Lance Murdock will jump his ''SuiCycle';.."
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"over an audience member-"
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"And he'll do it while attempting to open a locked safe..."
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"Any volunteers?"
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"- Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick him. Pick him. - Homer, no."
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"I wanna do something exciting..."
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"but I can't just go from zero to 30 like that."
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"- Where do you want me? - On the ''X.''"
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"You mean the one with the red paint?"
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"Now, it's of critical importance that you don't-"
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"Well, actually, there are several rockets mounted to the-"
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"Boring."
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"Okay, he's cleared the ring of fire..."
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"Okeydoke. Let's hit the tables."
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"My God, Homer, watching you risk your life..."
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"turned my beat box all the way up to ''rumba.''"
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"but t-to be honest, part of me wanted to see you get splattered."
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"Oh, I think someone just had his first taste of bloodlust. - Hmm."
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"Let's see. What's Marge's birthday?"
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"Barney's is July 1 5, same as Lassie's..."
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"so Marge must be 50- Oh, forget it."
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"- Flanders, what's your birthday? - Oh, leave me out of this, Homer."
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"Games of chance are strictly forbidden by Deuteronomy 7."
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"Seven, eh?"
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"The Bible's finally pulling its weight."
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"Got any more holy numbers?"
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"Oh, I've got a bunch, Homer, but-"
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"- Keep Gaming. - What?"
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"- It means gambling. Keep gambling. - Oh. Right-eo."
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"- One betting disk, please. - ''One betting disk, please.''"
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"Watch and learn."
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"- And 1 4 black. - Well, there you go."
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"Now, how about a drink?"
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"How do you silence that little voice that says, ''Think.''"
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"Oh, that. That can be treated with our good friend alcohol."
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"You might want to write that down. Where the hell's your notebook?"
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