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Clips from The Simpsons - Viva Ned Flanders (S10E10)

"- You threw it out the- - Never mind.Just pay attention."
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"Slave girl? Oh, slave girl."
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"- More libations, my imperial conquerors? - What?"
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"- More booze? - Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please."
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"And for you, Ned?"
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"I'll have a Shirley- No, a virgin-"
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"No, make it a children's-"
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"Oh, what the heck. You only live once."
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"Give me a white wine spritzer."
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"Spritzer-"
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"Oh, my goodness, Homer."
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"Wake up."
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"I have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit..."
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"and I don't remember a thing."
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"Oh, I did it!"
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"I conquered my fears and I made up for a lot of lost living."
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"- And I owe it all to the Homer Simpson Program. - The what, now?"
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"Well, it's about time you two woke up."
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"Well, of course. It-"
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"- Who are you? - Who am I?"
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"I'm Mrs. Ned Flanders."
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"G'ah!"
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"Hey, smooth move, Flanders."
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"- Here comes that vomit again. - Eww."
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"Okay. Okay. Okay."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, yeah. We're hitched, all right. - Till death do us part."
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"- Mm-hmm. I'm working on that. - Ned, no!"
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"Wait a minute. This could be some kind of scam."
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"Or possibly ''scam-ola.''"
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"We would remember if we got married."
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"- Take a look at this. -Aw. ''Precious Memories. ''"
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"I okilly-dokilly, ''schmokilly'' do."
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"And do you, Homer, take this cocktail waitress you just met..."
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"What did you call me?"
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"Do you want to get married? Married."
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"Sure. Sock it to me, baby."
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"By the power vested in me by the Chicago outfit..."
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"I now pronounce you husbands and wives."
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"We are so dead."
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"Ladies, we want to do the honorable thing, so breakfast is on us-"
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"But first, I'm afraid we have some bad news."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm so very- - Homer!"
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"The bad news, ladies, is we already have wives."
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"You two fellas are the nicest husbands we've ever had-"
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"And we're not giving you up without a fight."
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"But, Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be."
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"- Ginger's my wife. - Are you sure? Oh, rats."
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"No offense, sweetie."
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"Homer, why don't we..."
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"go make the girls some custom omelets?"
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"Geez. I've never seen anyone so whipped so fast."
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"What are we gonna do, Homer? My kids are gonna be traumatized."
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"Having two wives could have its advantages."
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"Chop, chop, dig, dig. Chop, chop, dig, dig."
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"Chop, chop, dig, dig."
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"You know, Homey, there's so much more..."
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"two wives could do for you."
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"I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping."
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"Ooh! A friendly bee."
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"Ow. That sting hurts so much."
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"- We gotta get out of this, Ned. - Well, do something."
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"This is all your fault- You and your stupid program."
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"Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the program."
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"The program is rock solid. The program is sound."
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"- Yoo-hoo! - Oh, those awful women want their omelets."
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"Oh, how are we gonna get out of this mess in an honorable and decent-"
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"Oh, nuts.!"
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"I don't know. Omelets have a lot of fat in them."
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"They're running away."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"How could a fat guy run so fast? Hey!"
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"Aw-"
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"Come on, baby, show Gil a four."
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"- Craps. - Oh, no."
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"Why did I bet the company payroll?"
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"Oh, Gil's in a lot of trouble."
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"Somebody help!"
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"Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas."
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"Oh, no!"
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"A lion."
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"The Moody Blues!"
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"Cold-hearted Homer, ditching his wife..."
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"while ancient Ned runs for his life."
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"Chips of red and blue and white, but we decide which-"
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"I want fatty."
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"- Get him! Get him! - Let's get him."
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"- For the last time, no. - Hello! Our ticket to freedom."
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"Las Vegas doesn't care for out-of-towners."
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"Take your money and go someplace else."
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"- Yeah! - I really disrespect them."
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"And don't you ever try to marry us again."
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"We found some guys who know how to treat a woman."
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"- But, Amber, I can change. - Will you shut up?"
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"- But, Amber, I can change. - Will you shut up?"
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"- We were out buying them fabulous gifts- - What's the occasion?"
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"Because we love them,jackass."
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"Anyhoo, we came out of Wal-Mart, when suddenly, 1 00 spaceships-"
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"- Homer! - You're right, you're right."
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"Fifty spaceships beamed us aboard."
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"They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention..."
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"that blew their heads up and saved America."
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"Uh, do I have to be gang-probed?"
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"Would you rather tell Maude the truth?"
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"- What did the aliens look like? - Well, I only saw them from the back..."
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"'cause they were so busy gang-probing you."
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"Well, hello, little birdies."
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"Well, hello, little birdies."
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"- Not the eyes.! - My eyes.! Cover your eyes.!"
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"Shh!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"All right! Here comes the implosion."
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