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Clips from Family Guy - Prick Up Your Ears (S05E05)

"Family Guy Prick Up Your Ears"
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"We now return to Rodney King of Queens."
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"The kid in me likes the frosted side..."
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"With a can of Crisco and a shot glass. That's the natural way, Lois."
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"That's the natural way."
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"Then who's paying the bills, eh?"
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"my knowledge with these fresh young minds?"
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"I am all done writing plays for the day,"
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"Unless..."
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"Dude, you're lucky."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"And sometimes, just for the hell of it,"
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"Everything's going to be all right."
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"But, Montana, when will you be back?"
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"Gonna take a fortnight at least to get this herd down to St. Louis on Mississippi."
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"To hell with parliamentary procedure. We've got to wrangle up some cattles."
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"No, I'm banned from school property."
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"And if the parents don't like it, that's their loss."
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"Yeah, Matthew, that pizza pie was delicious."
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"They're our rivals."
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"I mean, besides not running over that yahoo from Jefferson High."
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"He's sitting informally like us. Let's hear what he has to say."
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"Jefferson High is our rival."
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"Because not only to condoms fail 100% of the time,"
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"So what do you say? Who wants to be joyful?"
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"Now, I know this person looks a little mixed up,"
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"and this over here,"
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"Anyone tell who it is yet? No?"
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"StarScream, you take the West."
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"That-that cheesecake was for everyone."
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"She could have snapped my neck if she had a mind to."
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"I have to lure her back on my terms and kill her myself!"
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"Enter now."
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"I know, I feel the same way, but we made a decision to be abstinent."
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"You know, Roy, I hope you play squash better than you pass."
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"Meg Griffin, we need to have a talk."
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"Yeah, it's been on my crotch."
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"We're still pure in the eyes of the Lord."
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"Meg... Meg?"
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"All right, baby."
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"An entire week and still no teeth."
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"she has this eating disorder. She's bulimic."
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"I mean, that's what the supermodels do."
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"Karen Carpenter over did it,"
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"Oh, well, you know, I just wanted to touch base, see how everything's..."
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"It's going kickass!"
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"No, I'm saying Santa's thin. Get in there and throw up!"
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"Peter."
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"Wh-What are you doing? What? Peter, what are you doing to my ear?!"
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"Get off of me!"
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"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
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"I am going to have regular sex with you whether you like it or not."
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"I wasn't asking your permission."
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"No!"
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"I'm just glad to have you back on my side."
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"All right, fine, let me get my coat."
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"Whoa, I wonder what happened to it?"
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"You see that guy with the overcoat?"
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"Now, look, it's true. You shouldn't have sex until you're ready."
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"Doug, my mom's right."
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"- I'm sorry Doug dumped you, honey. - It's all your fault!"
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"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
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"- Rodney, did you take out the trash? - Um, I forgot."
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"Oh, no she di-in't."
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"No. You gave me Canadian bacon instead of bacon?"
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"This misdeed cannot go unpunished."
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"Hey, look, somebody tried to break into the dirty movie store."
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"Quick, grab as many as you can before someone sees us."
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"Damn, I lost him."
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"All right, cats, back in the bag. Come on, Fluffy."
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"Come on, Mittens. Come on, Paul."
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"What a ridiculous name for a cat."
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"Paul! That's a person's name."
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"A person's name."
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"Oh, Paul."
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"Oh, man, this is going to be great."
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"- Oh, are we watching a movie? - The lab results are back."
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"You've tested positive for nymphomania."
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"Take two of these and call us in the morning."
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"Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania."
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"It's only going to exacerbate it."
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"Oh, my God, what are you kids doing? Out. Everybody out."
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"- Chris, what is this? - Genital Hospital."
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"Yes, and it's inappropriate for someone your age."
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"We don't have one. The principal cut sex ed class to save money."
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"What? Well, that's crazy."
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"Just look at Michael Jackson."
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"but the grown-up in me likes the kid in me."
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"Peter, do you know they're not teaching sex ed at Chris' school?"
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"Eh, let them figure it out the way I had to."
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"Tomorrow, I'm going down to James Woods High"
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"and offer to teach the class myself."
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"Hey, you could really make a difference."
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"Like I did when I taught money management to those drug addicts."
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"For example, you're all shooting up, why not share needles?"
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"That's a no-brainer. More money in your wallet, more drugs in your veins."
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"My second piece of advice : have as many kids as you can,"
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"'cause that makes it more likely that one of those kids'll grow up"
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"and make it big in Hollywood."
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"Hollywood kid."
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"Class dismissed."
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"Good morning, everyone."
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"I'm Mrs. Griffin, your new sex ed teacher."
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"Now, you've probably heard all those rumors"
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"that condoms make sex less pleasurable."
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"While that is a fact, they also make sex safer."
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"Sorry I'm late, Lois."
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"Peter, what are you doing here?"
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"Forget it, I've missed too many other opportunities."
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"- There he is. - Took you long enough."
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"- Just what we need. - Hey, guys, I'm coming in."
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"- Oh, God. - Oh, God."
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"Oh, boy. I am not going to hear the end of this."
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"- You jackass. - Now you've done it."
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"Idiot."
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"I know I don't fit here, but I'm just going to settle right in."
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"All right, Peter, you can stay, but remember, this is my class."
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"Now, there are a number of natural ways that males and females interact."
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"That's right, allow me to demonstrate."
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"Hey, Rainbow Brite. Hello, Shakespeare."
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