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Clips from The Simpsons - Black Widower (S03E03)

"[ Bart ] Her only hope was a plucky young boy and his slow-witted father."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"[ Bart ] After trying four times to explain it to Homer..."
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"I explained it to Mom and we were on our way!"
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"To the Simpson Mobile!"
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"But wait. If you saved Selma, why did the room explode?"
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"with all my criminal buddies! [ Maniacal Laughter]"
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"I feel like such a fool."
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"but there was one little boy who never lost his mistrust."
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"####[ Playing The Blues ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"These talking dinosaurs are more real..."
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"Kids, I know you're excited..."
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"I should tell you something about him--"
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"Ooh!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Ee-ugh!"
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"Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession..."
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"about not dying alone..."
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"she joined this prison pen pal program."
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"Her new sweetie is a jailbird."
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"Cool, he can teach us..."
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"how to kill a man with a lunch tray."
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"That's them."
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"be understanding and forgiving..."
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"[ Selma ] What the..?"
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"Your new boyfriend here framed Krusty the Clown..."
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"- for armed robbery. - [ Gasp ]"
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"and tear him a new belly-button."
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"Yaah!"
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"You're forgetting the first two noble truths..."
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"Two: the cause of suffering is desire--"
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"children's programming."
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"When prison ended that dream, I became a seething cauldron..."
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"of rage and recrimination."
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"in a children's program at the Daytime Emmy Awards..."
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"And the nominees are:"
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"Pepito, the biggest cat in the whole wide world..."
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"Sideshow Bob..."
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"And the Emmy goes to..."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"you bantering jack-in-the-box!"
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"- No-talent, shill! - Second banana!"
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"- Panderer! - Bore!"
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"Uh, now for the highlight of the evening--"
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"Best film-to-video transfer."
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"for a life-long Republican?"
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"- Who used my chap stick? - Oh, I did. Here you go."
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"I don't want it."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"Now, where was I?"
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"Ah, yes-- my lowest ebb."
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"awards for entertainment are contraband."
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"No Emmys, no Oscars, not even a Golden Globe."
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"from the prison pen pal program."
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"''among the law abiding."
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"''I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby::"
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"''I share an apartment with my twin sister."
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"I forget which one I am. ''"
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"Like the lone crocus that pokes through the prison yard..."
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"Inspired by the love of a good woman..."
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"I resolved to be the best darned inmate #2 460 1 I could be."
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"Icepick."
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"Snake."
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"You're living proof that our revolving-door prison system works."
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"I've never seen you so happy--"
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"giggling like a schoolgirl."
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"[ Hoarse Giggles ]"
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"he's a once-in-a-lifetime catch."
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"I hope the police are saying that as well."
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"I can't believe you guys."
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"This man framed Krusty the Clown."
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"and I thank you for catching me."
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"if I did something bold and shocking..."
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"All right, but no tongues."
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"Though kissing you is like kissing some divine ashtray..."
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"- Selma, will you marry me? - [ Gasps ]"
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"Don't be a fool. That man is scum."
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"Then call me ''Mrs. Scum.''"
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"[ Skipped item nr. 161 ]"
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"[ Pleasurable Moaning ]"
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"Could you... pumice my corns for me?"
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"Avec plaisir."
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"[ Announcer] We now return to..."
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"Whoo-hoo! I love you people!"
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"I love my kids!"
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"So tragic."
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"So nauseous."
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"[ Crying ]"
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"What's next? Oh, yeah."
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"And now, a man who needs no introduction..."
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"''The Chairman of the Company''-- you know who I'm talking about."
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"who wants to say hello."
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"[ Man #2 ] They've been feuding for years."
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"Come here, you."
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"That jerk I got to replace you, he isn't fit to hold your slide whistle."
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"- [ Sobbing ] - That Sideshow Bob is a no-good show biz phony."
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"Come on, Bart."
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"If Krusty can find it in his heart to forgive him surely you can too."
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"[ Skipped item nr. 196 ]"
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"how should I put this?"
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"What would you like for appetizers?"
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"Ooh, appetizers."
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"and they come in this delicious red sauce."
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"It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup..."
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"Selma, he makes a good case."
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"Whatever you want."
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"Selma, dear, I'm confused."
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"we were playing with bottle rockets..."
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"and one shot straight up my nose."
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"I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell."
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"I've run through eight of the ten dollars..."
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"I told you I got money."
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"I bought stock in a Mace company..."
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"I'm marrying you for your money..."
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"Mmm... mmm!"
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"Driver, here's a fin. Get me home, and don't spare the whip."
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"Whatever you say, mum. [ Belches ]"
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