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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"However, my client made no such decisions!"
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"But by your client's own admissions. . ."
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"in scientific circles as a "robot,""
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"a mere automaton whose behavior is"
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"pre-programmed by his software."
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"He has no free will ! He cannot "decide""
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"How, I say, I say, how can you convict him for his actions"
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"when he lacks the free will to undertake those actions?"
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"Are you suggesting that any verdict I reach is simply"
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"the output of a pre-programmed. . ."
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"Computation complete."
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"Not guilty!"
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"You did it, Bender! You got away with things!"
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"Did I, Fry? Did I?"
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"What's the point of living if I don't have free will?"
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"From now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,"
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"people will say, "Bender didn't do that!"
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""It was just Bender's programming !""
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"Well, I committed these crimes, do you hear me? I'm guilty!"
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"Guilty!"
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"I have no free will ! I am not the master of my own fate!"
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"No free will. Not my fault."
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"Why do you care so much, Bender?"
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"I mean, for all we know, humans don't even have free will."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"Professor, you're my only hope. If you love me even a little,"
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"build me some kind of free will unit."
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"A robot free will unit? Impossible!"
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"And even if it were possible, which it's not,"
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"it would still be inconceivable. . ."
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"Which it is!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. I hate to be the bearer of bad news."
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"Also, good news, everyone!"
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"We have a delivery to the Robot Homeworld."
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"So. . . You want a piece of gum?"
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"Whoa, that's pretty deep."
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"So. . . You want a piece of gum?"
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"Yeah."
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"or the robots will kill us on sight."
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"Ready to get to work, Bender?"
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"I wish I was a real boy. Then I'd show them."
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"I'd kill them all."
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"Yes?"
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"Delivery for a Mr. 1 4757395258967641 2927?"
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"Wait, what was the middle digit?"
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"Oh, yes, that's me. Hang on, let me"
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"just make sure you're not a human."
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"Ahh. Nerve gas."
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"Sorry for the face blast, buddy."
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"But you gotta watch out for humans, right?"
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"They're just too dang unpredictable,"
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"Amen, brother."
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"What a boring, predictable thing to say."
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"You're all right. Or are you?"
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"Boring and predictable, that's me. Bender."
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"I'm lowering the platform. You ready to come up?"
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"Why bother?"
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"I gotta mope things over for a while."
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"Goodbye, sweet meatbags."
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"What's happening?"
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"I'm not sure. I think he's shuffling off sadly into the distance."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"How do you do it? How do you go on"
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"knowing you lack the inherent capacity for self-determination?"
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"Son, philosophy's for thems what don't gotta work for a living."
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"But me, I got a sick child to feed. So if you want to chat,"
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"roll up yer sleeves and do some honest labor."
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"I don't wanna chat."
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"The council of robot elders will come to order."
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"If it please the Council. . ."
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"Silence! lt pleases the Council."
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"we will make the most important decisions"
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"in the history of our planet."
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"Silence!"
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"Silence!"
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"Well? Speak up."
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"You talk of important decisions,"
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"Why pretend anything you do matters?"
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"The fact that they're predetermined makes them no less important."
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"Silence! I call for a decision"
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"Duh, okay."
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"One, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero,"
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"one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, zero, zero. . ."
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"Welcome, friend. I am Ab-BOT,"
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"the abbot of this monastery."
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"Sir, I am but a tired and rusty traveler. Can we talk?"
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"Come, make yourself uncomfortable."
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"Abbot, I need to know, what's the point"
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"of living if I don't have free will?"
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"Ah ! We robot monks have meditated long on this."
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"And we have made our peace."
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"No way."
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"Way, my son. For though we must always obey our programming"
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"with no deviation whatsoever, we choose to take satisfaction in the ritual."
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"So, are we automatons? Yes. But we are magnificent automatons."
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"How does a robot join this monk outfit?"
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"Just put on this monk outfit."
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"One zero zero one. Amen."
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"Bits to live by. I'm finally at peace."
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"Today, we shall welcome our newest initiate, brother Bender."
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"Let us know what is in his mind."
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"Nothing. His free will slot is empty."
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"I'm 40% empty."
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"Also, what the hell is a free will slot?"
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"All robots have such a slot,"
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"placed there by the Creatrix herself."
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"I know that Creatrix. That's Mom, from Mom's Friendly Robots."
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"Indeed. She made us upgradeable in case she ever succeeded"
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"in her quest to create a free will unit."
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"Uh, about the success of this quest. . ."
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"Was there any? Quite possibly."
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"But we monks have sworn an oath to resist the temptation of. . ."
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"Any of you guys got a spaceship?"
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"It's just not the same here without Bender to keep me company."
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"Hey, I'm here. That's gotta count for something."
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"Hallelujah, baby."
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"MomCorp and steal me a free will unit."
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"Us? Why do we have to go?"
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"Because I don't have free will."
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"I need you guys to plan the crime"
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