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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"Every decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities."
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"Psst. Over there. Where?"
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"Nah, it ain't drugs. But it's a lot like drugs. It's called spark."
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you."
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"Sorry there, sport."
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"There's no way I'm letting go of that money!"
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"It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school,"
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"Mon, you had one hell of a day."
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"and assault with a smelly weapon."
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"Not guilty! Although I did do it. That's right, I'm bad."
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"Your Honor, the state's case contains"
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"not one Kentucky kernel of truth,"
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"You see, Bender here is what is known"
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"to engage in criminal behavior."
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"I'm awake, I'm awake!"
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"Order, order! Counselor, I am a robot myself."
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"Bailiffs, get that innocent robot out of my courtroom."
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"If I do, it's only because I was"
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"Listen, Fry and I can't go down to the planet"
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"So Bender needs to make the delivery."
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"Eight."
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"what with their free will and all."
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""Amen, brother"?"
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"Sweetbags."
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"Silence! Today, as every day,"
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"but as robots, you have no free will."
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"to cast out the intruder. All in favor?"
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"Aye. Aye."
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"Yay! Bender's back. Hey, Bender, you mind coming back later?"
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"No time. Us three are going to bust into"
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"We can finally build robots that"
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"they're sure to rise up and threaten mankind with extermination."
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"I'm sorry. Oh."
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"It's not your fault."
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"I give up. It's time to face the fact"
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"Why can't I shoot you?"
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"Poor deterministic Bender."
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"Here, I'll show you how it works."
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"Oop! The safety was on."
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"Bender Rodriguez, on the charge of attempted murder,"
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"Dropped outta school and smoked stuff that's like a drug"
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"And now I'm richer than all y'all losers"
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"Decisions, decisions. Should I wear my nerd glasses today, or not?"
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"Usually I don't."
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"Whatever. It doesn't really matter."
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"Doesn't matter?"
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"I put it to you that, as sentient beings,"
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"each choice we make is precious."
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"Well, in that case, don't wear them."
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"Ah, who asked you?"
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"Oh ! I like your nerd glasses."
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"Are you a college student?"
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"A college student?"
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"to a hot sorority party tonight."
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"Yes, I'd like to enroll in college."
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"You're still talking to me."
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"Oops."
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"$1 0,000 tuition?"
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"I can't afford that!"
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"I mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was."
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"Buongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you"
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"$10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%."
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"That's easy to remember. I'll take it!"
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"I guess I'll sit way in back, with the cool guys."
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"Yo, hombre, you think you're cool enough"
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"to sit way in back with us college toughs?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"Yo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?"
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"I'm gonna go with yes again."
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"Mr. Bender, I realize class has only"
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"been in session for 32 seconds,"
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"I know, right? Also, I've decided to drop out of school."
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"Well, I got my tuition back, minus $9,000"
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"for the damage I caused to the dean's wife."
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"Yo, welcome to the gang, Homes."
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"I'm Fabricio. Here's your Jostens ring."
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"Ooh !"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, what's that? ls it drugs?"
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"You want a hit? Never heard of it. Sure."
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"You like it?"
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"I can take it or leave it. I guess I'll take it."
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"C'mon ! I want that spark! Give me that!"
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"It's a big decision, G. Are you ready to get a gang tattoo"
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"that will mark you as a stone cold thug for life?"
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"I'm ready."
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"I'll take that big purple dinosaur, please. On the face."
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"Oh, snap! It's our rival gang !"
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"We have a rival gang? I hate them !"
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"Whew! That was close, eh, Fabricio?"
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"Fabricio!"
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"Yo, Paco, I'm hurtin' bad. Hook me up with some spark."
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"Five bucks."
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"Five bucks? You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons."
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"How am I supposed to get five bucks?"
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"Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?"
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"Uh, what do I have to do?"
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"Simply vomit on me ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant."
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"Save it for the boudoir!"
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"Okay, here's my five bucks. Give me the stuff."
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"Give it to me!"
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"That cash greenback belongs to us mafiolios."
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"Told you."
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"joined a gang, took money from a loan shark,"
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"and fell into a spiral of despair, addiction, and discount prostitution."
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"Yeah, but I learned something. Life is about decisions."
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"Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down"
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"in a pool of your own blood and urine."
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"Still, to have your own pool."
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"I've made a lot of bad choices in life."
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"Now, let's see if I can make just one good one."
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"Cookies! Fifty cents a box!"
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"Bender Rodriguez, you are charged with petty larceny,"
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"possession of something analogous to drugs,"
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"How do you plead?"
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"Due to the overwhelming nature of the evidence,"
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"we will begin with closing statements."
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"resting as it does on the contention"
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"that my client made a series of bad decisions."
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