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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

"and make all the crime decisions."
Futurama (1999)
"Well, that's crazy. We're not gonna. . ."
Futurama (1999)
"I said make the decisions!"
Futurama (1999)
"Okay, Leela, decision time. How do we murder the guards?"
Futurama (1999)
"We're not murdering anyone, Bender."
Futurama (1999)
"Then how are we going to get in,"
Futurama (1999)
"by bending the bars of this exhaust grate?"
Futurama (1999)
"That's not a bad idea, Fry."
Futurama (1999)
"Yeah, what?"
Futurama (1999)
"We're looking for something that fits in here."
Futurama (1999)
"Damn it. I should have paid more attention in kindergarten."
Futurama (1999)
"What's this chair-looking gizmo?"
Futurama (1999)
"Welcome to MomCorp."
Futurama (1999)
"Did you find everything you were burgling for?"
Futurama (1999)
"No. I came for a free will unit,"
Futurama (1999)
"and you're going to give it to me. If it exists."
Futurama (1999)
"Then you got surprised by my swivel chair for nothing."
Futurama (1999)
"The free will unit was just the fevered"
Futurama (1999)
"dream of a madman I once employed."
Futurama (1999)
"Good news, boss. After 1 0 long years,"
Futurama (1999)
"I've found the secret of robotic free will."
Futurama (1999)
"act and think with total independence."
Futurama (1999)
"At last. Once we give robots free will,"
Futurama (1999)
"Wait a minute. lt sounds like we're"
Futurama (1999)
"getting the short end of that extermination."
Futurama (1999)
"Don't you see, you doddering young fool?"
Futurama (1999)
"I'll sell a second wave of robots"
Futurama (1999)
"to protect the terrified survivors of the first wave."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh, you're a genius, Hubert."
Futurama (1999)
"But, but. . . It's just a prototype."
Futurama (1999)
"It's not fully operational. Yes."
Futurama (1999)
"Then get back to work! And when you're done with that,"
Futurama (1999)
"invent me some sort of swiveling surprise chair."
Futurama (1999)
"That shuffling idiot never did complete the free will unit."
Futurama (1999)
"To this day, my poor, sweet robots can't exterminate humanity"
Futurama (1999)
"without being told to."
Futurama (1999)
"that I'll never do anything remotely"
Futurama (1999)
"interesting or unexpected again."
Futurama (1999)
"Hand it over."
Futurama (1999)
"Mom may have fallen for your lies, but not me."
Futurama (1999)
"You invented the free will unit,"
Futurama (1999)
"then you selfishly hid it beyond the reach of my stealers."
Futurama (1999)
"Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!"
Futurama (1999)
"Now, give up the free will."
Futurama (1999)
"I should have destroyed it,"
Futurama (1999)
"but I was too damn proud of myself. So I kept it around,"
Futurama (1999)
"never letting it out of my sight. Where is it, damn it?"
Futurama (1999)
"Oh, right. I let this innocuous fellow use it."
Futurama (1999)
"Kill all humans!"
Futurama (1999)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. A toy Bender had"
Futurama (1999)
"free will, and the real Bender didn't?"
Futurama (1999)
"Pretty cool, eh? lt makes you think."
Futurama (1999)
"lt takes more than that to make me think. Now, hand it over."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh, you want it? Come and get it."
Futurama (1999)
"What the. . ."
Futurama (1999)
"You'll not be getting it after all."
Futurama (1999)
"For, you see, I designed the operating system for all Momco robots,"
Futurama (1999)
"and as a precaution, I made you"
Futurama (1999)
"You precognizant bastard."
Futurama (1999)
"I may not have free will, but I can still shoot you."
Futurama (1999)
"I programmed you to be incapable of harming me."
Futurama (1999)
"Oh, I've never been more sure I was right to deny you free will."
Futurama (1999)
"Damn you !"
Futurama (1999)
"Now, now, we can't have this, can we?"
Futurama (1999)
"Really?"
Futurama (1999)
"This is the on-off switch."
Futurama (1999)
"Which way's on and which way's off?"
Futurama (1999)
"Due to the quantum nature of the device,"
Futurama (1999)
"there's no possible way of knowing."
Futurama (1999)
"There. Give it a try."
Futurama (1999)
"Okay, I will. By shooting you, you bastard !"
Futurama (1999)
"Bender! No, please!"
Futurama (1999)
"Wait. Hang on a sec."
Futurama (1999)
"I still can't do it."
Futurama (1999)
"Well, what do you know?"
Futurama (1999)
"I guess you really don't want to shoot me after all."
Futurama (1999)
"All rise for the Honorable Judge 724."
Futurama (1999)
"I hereby find you guilty."
Futurama (1999)
"Ah, yeah ! Guilty!"
Futurama (1999)
"Decisions I made Thought I was a thug"
Futurama (1999)
"A broke-down filthy homeless substance abuser"
Futurama (1999)
"Now he's richer than all y'all ugly losers"
Futurama (1999)
"Decisions I made"
Futurama (1999)
"but you've fallen in with a bad crowd."
Futurama (1999)
"Rest in peace, homie."
Futurama (1999)
"predestined to want a piece of gum."
Futurama (1999)
"Our decisions do matter."
Futurama (1999)
"Decisions, decisions."
Futurama (1999)
"Hit the deck!"
Futurama (1999)
"Hockey sticks or sharpened footballs?"
Futurama (1999)
"Give me all your change! And a box of snickerdoodles!"
Futurama (1999)
"incapable of picking up the free will unit."
Futurama (1999)
"Hello? Hello?"
Futurama (1999)
"Because if you are, I'd like to invite you"
Futurama (1999)