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Clips from The Simpsons - King of the Hill (S09E09)

"It looks more like- Ew!"
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"[Laughs] Suckers. Go, Dad!"
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"- [Shouting Continues] - [Milhouse] He's gettir away!"
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"- Time out! - Oh, I don't think he can get up."
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"- Let's egg him! - [All] Yeah!"
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"[Shouting] Ow! Stop it!"
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"[Homer] I've never seen Bart so ashamed of me."
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"Oh, Marge. How could you let me let myself go like this?"
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"Yeah. Well, I've humiliated my son for the last time."
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"- I'm going to get into shape. - Whatever you say, sweetie."
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"No. I mean it. I'm really serious this time."
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"Okay, honey. Okay. I'll start taking in all your slacks."
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"[Grunts]"
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"I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat."
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"- That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail. - [Barks]"
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"[Panting]"
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"Oh!"
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"[Growling]"
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"I've gotta keep trying."
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"No. The picture looked good where it was."
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"Boy, drag me back outside."
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"[Groans] D'oh! [Groans]"
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"Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?"
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"Uh, don't you have anything healthy here?"
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"Oh, well, we do have some low-salt candy bars..."
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"and some reduced-fat soda."
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"And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free."
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"Oh, yes. That is a new item. No bar contains more applesauce."
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"Hmm."
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""A bushel of apples packed in each bar..."
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""plus the secret ingredient that unleashes..."
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"Ow. Ow."
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"Ooh, my head's gonna be sore in the morning. [Grunts]"
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"Rainier Wolfcastle! Oh, I love your movies..."
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"and your Powersauce bars and your taught, rippling-"
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"and I will shout slogans at you."
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"- This place is great. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh! Well, I'm flattered but spoken for."
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"Oh, what the heck. Give me your number."
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"Dad, what have you done to your stomach?"
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"- And your chest. - And your shirt!"
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"I have been working out secretly at night. And look at me now!"
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"Oh, my goodness gracious!"
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"Go on! No. Not there."
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"Not there either. Over here."
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"No. Not that foot. Just feel my biceps."
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"Well, what do you think of your old man now, Son?"
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"- [Grunts] - Whoa!"
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"How can you put that filth into your bodies?"
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"- Eat it. - Look at you people."
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"Bart's a tub. Lisa's weak as a little girl."
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"- Now that's just not- - You too, Marge."
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"When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told."
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"That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti..."
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"- [Line Rings] - Hospital, please."
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"You know Rainier Wolfcastle?"
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"Yeah. He helped me blast through the burn and ride the zone."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Yo, yo, Rainier, my man. How you doir?"
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"I thought you'd be here pumping those guns."
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"We've come up with a killer promotion for Powersauce bars."
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"- Picture this. You- - I love it."
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"Are you crazy? That's suicide."
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"But you're a movie star. And you'll have the Powersauce edge."
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"My dad could do it. He eats 50 dollars' won'th of Powersauce bars a day."
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"Overshoot the extreme. Max the envelope and so on."
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"Wow. He's really been paying attention to our slogans."
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"New angle: Joe Schlub eats Powersauce bar, becomes world's mightiest man."
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"- Congratulations, sir. - Huh?"
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"Uh, no. That's it over there."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Yeah. That's it."
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"Just to the right of the one you're looking at."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"[Whimpers] Oh."
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"Son, don't go up that mountain."
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"You? "Did"?"
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"We were almost to the top when we ran low on supplies."
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"Heroically, I gave him the last short stack."
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"Then that glory hog took all the supplies and headed for the top alone."
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"Of course, folks were tougher in those days."
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"I was jitterbugging that very night."
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"But that skunk McAllister was never seen again."
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"But that skunk McAllister was never seen again."
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"If you're trying to scare me, it won't work."
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"I'm 100% focused on my goal."
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"And when he reaches the top, Mr. Simpson here..."
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"will plant this Powersauce flag as an eternal symbol..."
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"of mars contempt for nature."
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"Wait. Is "contempt" the word I want here?"
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"Homer, you're the world's greatest hero."
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"Do you owe it all to Powersauce?"
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"I only eat Powersauce, the bar with "applesauceicity.""
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"Has anyone mentioned that Homer doesn't know anything about mountain climbing..."
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"Well, yes. A number of people. But don't worry."
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"We're sending two Sherpas along as guides."
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"Aw. Good-bye, everyone."
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"- Don't touch my stuff. - Dad, wait."
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"Oh, cool. Now get goir. Chop-chop."
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"Remember our agreement. He can't fail."
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"Uh, Dad..."
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"shouldn't you save a couple bottles for when you're a little higher?"
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"Bart, this climb is the most difficult ordeal I have ever faced."
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"Don't get discouraged, Dad. Only four vertical miles to go."
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"[Snoring]"
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"[Both Grunting]"
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"Wow. Look how far I climbed."
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"And I'm not even tired."
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"This Powersauce newsbreak is brought to you by Powersauce."
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"Our top story: Homer Simpson has just "powersauced" his way..."
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"past the halfway point of the Murderhorn."
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"No way, Neil. Oh. This just in."
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"[Mutters] Huh? What the-"
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"Hey! You guys are dragging me up the mountain."
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"I'm going to climb this entire mountain on my own."
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"Shut up! You are so fired!"
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"Are you crazy? You'll never make it."
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"The hell I won't. You're forgetting I've got my Powersauce bars."
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"Hey. Deng Xiaoping died."
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