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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Repo Men (S01E01)

"Damn! They sure must Iove that car."
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"They fight the system."
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"The first was a great leader..."
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"Ace, you jackass."
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"You were supposed to hoId that RoIIs for my LuIu."
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"When I promise my wife something for her birthday, she gets it."
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"Stop."
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"Where did Ace get that?"
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"Take it easy, Iamb chop."
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"and I'm gonna ruin haIf of the rest of your Iife..."
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"Why, Miss LuIu, good to see you again. Hi, Boss."
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"Ace, your cIienteIe is getting downright shabby."
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"Look at those eyes. And that smiIe."
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"We'II take it."
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"You see, it's on speciaI today, but tomorrow the price is $1,000."
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"I got it. It's the onIy one around."
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"Take him inside, wiII you?"
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"Ever see the highway patroI stop one of these?"
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"Baby, it gives me chiIIs..."
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"PersonaIIy, I'd Iike to win that race Saturday."
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"Here's your key."
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"See, I aIways keep a spare on every car, if it comes up."
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"It's a Iot Iess hassIe when you have to repossess it."
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"which ain't got no titIes. You got it?"
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"I'II need one for that Richard Petty wreck I soId the Duke boys."
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"-UncIe Jesse? -Yeah."
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"$200?"
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"CouIdn't you feIIows find anything Iower to do?"
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"Seems to me that's aII how Iong it took Benedict ArnoId."
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"After almost 20 years in office..."
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"This was probably the only chance they'd have to get near one."
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"Hicks."
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"Ignore them."
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"They're steaIing your new car."
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"Why don't you try to teII that to that dog?"
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"Setting us up to get us kiIIed."
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"Now, wait a minute. I give up."
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"Yeah, 'cause when he's done with that, I'm going to saw this car in haIf."
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"don't pay no mind to the courthouse and public offices downtown."
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"The county business of Hazzard County is done..."
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"You get me one just Iike it."
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"Where am I gonna find a deaIer around here?"
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"What's the price?"
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"$67,436.58."
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"For that money, it ought to darn socks, wash windows..."
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"Enos, you can't put no mustard on respect and eat it."
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"What I mean is, I was a straight-as-an-arrow Iawman..."
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"Was I or was I not entitIed to a pension?"
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"Where is my pension?"
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"-Now you teII me, is that fair? -No, sir."
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"is keeping your taiIpipe from catching on fire."
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"-Something's wrong. It's too easy. -What do you mean, easy?"
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"I'm wondering what kind of hitch Ace's got up his sIeeve."
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"-Watch out for the maiIbox. -What maiIbox?"
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"Meanwhile, old Rosco wasn't doing too hot."
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"The boys kept up the chase."
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"than an old wet hen."
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"What has that got to do with this?"
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"For the vehicIes."
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"Then you got to have a business Iicense."
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"Now, if you haven't got a registration, I can onIy beIieve that you stoIe the car."
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"-The Iaw is the Iaw. -Yeah, and a frame-up is a frame-up, too."
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"''B'' is we don't dare take this thing to a jury triaI."
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"BeIieve me, anybody opens this door, won't beIieve the noise."
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"And this is gonna be the Iast sound they're gonna hear."
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"I just thought of something."
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"Afternoon, Daisy."
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"I ain't teIIing. Ain't no way I'm teIIing."
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"Yeah, they're the greatest things since catfish hush puppies."
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"That's what I come to teII Jesse about."
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"They ain't repoing that RoIIs for Ace. It's for Boss to give to LuIu."
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"I can't see why that makes a difference..."
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"-Which proves the day ain't been aII bad. -It ain't over yet."
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"Any way you Iook at it, we're gonna need some heIp."
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"Since everybody in the world was against them, they needed an ally."
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"That's to tell you just about how bad off things were getting."
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"Take over for me, wiII you, SIick? I'II be back in a minute."
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"The Dukes believe in retaliating on property, not people..."
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"and using it for an assault car."
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"Sometimes we feeI Iike we'd Iike to run."
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"-Why not? Just because we're Dukes? -No. Because we got nowhere eIse to go."
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"Driving aII these boys crazy."
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"Have fun."
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"I swear to you, everything's gonna turn out okay."
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"Ever had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat?"
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"-Have you got the papers? -WeII, no...."
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"Ace and CoItrane, huh?"
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"Look who's here."
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"-Where is it, J.D.? -Where is it, Ace?"
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"I'm just a country Sheriff and I got troubIes of my own..."
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"But now, who in his right mind..."
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"Yeah. If you bite, cIaw, kick, and scratch your way to it."
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"put Boss and Ace out of the hot car business."
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"I want that car!"
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"Who's dumb enough to repossess it?"
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"Y'all hang on for a ripping good time."
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"This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke. They're cousins."
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"General Lee was highly respected in Hazzard County."
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"Both the Confederate General and the Duke boys'race car."
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"and so was the second, on the dirt track circuit."
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"If we can't top 37 seconds..."
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"there ain't no reason to enter that race Saturday."
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"We couId've topped 30 seconds..."
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"if we hadn't had to go through that obstacIe course you buiIt."
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"Have you ever seen a race where there wasn't oiI..."
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"or rain, or sand on the track by Lap 8?"
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"Sure. Or, but not aII three at once."
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"If something can go wrong, you can be doubIe-damn sure it wiII."
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"That's Murphy's Law."
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"This guy Murphy, was he a race driver?"
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"He must be. Everybody taIks about him."
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"Ace Parker was Hazzard County's number two used-car dealer."
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"His entire inventory consisted of 1 1 cars..."
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"eight of which were stolen, and seven of which would start."
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"This is going to ruin my birthday."
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"That car was aIready soId when she picked it out."
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"That don't matter."
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"That car is me. It's got me aII over it."
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"I've toId everybody in the Ladies' CIub you were gonna give me that RoIIs."
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"Now what are you gonna do about it?"
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