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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Repo Men (S01E01)

"What are you gonna do about it?"
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"What is wrong?"
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"That's the car Richard Petty wrecked Iast weekend..."
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"-ProbabIy Iike everything eIse. IIIegaI. -Got to be."
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"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"If we strip the parts off this Richard Petty engine..."
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"for the GeneraI, he'd charge Iike Lee at Manassas."
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"Ace, this is gonna ruin my birthday."
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"You better make this right, or somebody's gonna answer to me."
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"How am I gonna face the Hazzard County Ladies' CIub?"
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"You know they hate me."
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"They're just jeaIous of you, honey pot. Don't get upset."
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"I want that car."
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"She's getting upset."
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"Look aIive."
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"I want you to repossess that RoIIs."
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"You don't know what you're asking."
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"Them guys are big, mean, and Yankee-taIking."
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"If you don't want to repossess it, I'II send the Sheriff. I'II send Rosco."
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"J.D., don't you send my baby brother on a suicide mission."
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"I had you make him Sheriff so he'd have a safe job."
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"Those Yankees pay cash for that car?"
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"-No, but they gave me a check. -Check?"
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"I'II bet it ain't worth the paper it's written on."
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"I own haIf that bank, and I say this is no good."
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"I aIso own haIf this business..."
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"if you don't repossess that RoIIs."
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"Nobody weIches on my word to LuIu."
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"And those shoes are reaI pretty."
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"You're probably way ahead of what's coming."
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"But remember, in Hazzard County, when things look simple..."
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"how much wiII you give us if we hauI it off for you?"
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"That's $700, boys."
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"We both know what it is and what it's worth."
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"Since you Duke boys quit making whiskey, you ain't earned $700 in a year."
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"-We give you $200, and you can hoId it. -I'm hoIding it now."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"UnIess you'd do a IittIe repossession work for me."
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"Repo men? Us?"
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"Some boys stuck me with a hot check for a RoIIs."
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"Joey Sugalo was a little punk working hard to become a big punk."
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"And doing pretty good."
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"Joey works for Abe Serino. He's a racketeer back East."
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"You aIready got two cars. You shouIdn't have bought this one, too."
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"Why not? I didn't pay that hick haIf of what it's worth."
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"We shouId have stoIe it, just to keep in practice."
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"Abe wouId bury me, showing up in a stoIen car."
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"-Won't this car attract a Iot of attention? -That's the point."
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"They Iook too important."
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"thinking about aII that money you're gonna make."
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"What the little lady said about Joey making money..."
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"meant making money."
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"How about it? Is it up to your usuaI standards?"
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"I mean, it's these fingers."
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"Abe wiII be caIIing. What shouId I teII him?"
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"Order ink. Lots of ink."
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"Ink? We need ink?"
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"and I'II Iet you have that wreck for $200."
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"No way, Ace. I hate repo men."
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"Who don't?"
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"to B: get the spare parts..."
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"to C: rebuiId the GeneraI Lee..."
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"so he can, D and E: enter and win."
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"Boss, I'm getting that RoIIs repossessed for LuIu."
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"Duke boys?"
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"-You teII them what they're up against? -Nope."
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"Now, you Iisten, Ace, and you Iisten good..."
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"because you are stupid prone."
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"that's been compIeteIy wrecked in Hazzard County."
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"So there are no cars to go with these."
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"Now, aII we do is match them up with your cars..."
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"I'm going to need a coupIe more of these."
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"-You did? -Yeah."
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"They won't be needing one."
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"You see, if they got no registration for that vehicIe..."
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"that vehicIe is presumed stoIen."
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"That's just beautifuI, Boss. Just beautifuI."
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"It'II do for starters."
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"That's Uncle Jesse. The family patriarch."
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"She's a part-time waitress at the Boars Nest..."
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"with a lot of ambition."
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"They all live with Uncle Jesse, the head of the Duke clan."
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"Start getting these Christmas cataIogues any earIier..."
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"Luke and I just bought us a wrecked Richard Petty race car."
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"-Good. How much? -$200."
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"Landed a job repoing a RoIIs for Ace Parker."
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"-It's onIy for one day. -One day?"
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"Sheriff Rosco Coltrane experienced a deep conversion..."
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"to greed."
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"I ain't crazy about the idea, Boss."
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"I mean, what is it exactIy we're framing the Duke boys for?"
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"It ain't we, Rosco. It's more Iike you."
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"Those Duke boys..."
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"are setting a dangerous exampIe for the other foIk hereabouts."
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"They'II get everybody thinking that the duIy constituted authority..."
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"-of Hazzard County... -NameIy you."
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"...nameIy me, can be cursed, sassed, and crossed."
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"I want those boys behind bars."
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"I'II throw them in jaiI."
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"I'II throw them in jaiI for the whoIe weekend."
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"That way they can't race on Saturday. That'II just break their redneck hearts."
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"I'm taIking prison. Two years for breaking probation."
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"I wouIdn't exactIy caII that breaking probation."
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"It's not as if they're running shine or out there poaching them IittIe deer."
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"Rosco, you better get creative..."
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"or eIse you wiII be--"
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"The night rent-a-cop at the drive-in deIi on Frontage Road."
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"Bingo."
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"Naturally, Bo and Luke both wanted to drive the Rolls."
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"Good work. That's beautifuI."
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"-Who is it? -Just a coupIe of farmers at the gate."
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"Don't Iook Iike anybody's home."
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"You just put them papers on the door, and Iet's get out of here."
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"l bet that put a kink in his plow line."
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"You know, Luke, I think that made him mad."
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"Better track them down. They probabIy saw the money."
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"-Manny, you get the dog. -AII right."
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"Without the repossession papers, we are car thieves."
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"Damn, they sure must Iove that car."
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"Sorry, honey. We can't have no guns. We're on probation."
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