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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Your Show of Shows (S02E02)

"No one likes you, you garbage-eating bastard."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"...because certain parents..."
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"Thank you, Gordon."
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"Our act is gonna be so off the hook..."
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"And what's with this Gmail? I just got used to e-mail."
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"Check it. Ten impressions, 30 seconds."
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"He's gonna do it. Put down your drinks."
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"All right, guys. Let's give it a try."
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"Parents who do karate have children who do karate."
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"- You know how hot it was? - Uh, no, sir."
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"Uh, Tim's son is a stoner. Not sure if everyone knew that."
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"Lester, what other animals you have running around in your filthy house?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Well, that's our show."
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"I'd like to thank our guests, Big Boob June from the grocery store..."
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"...my neighbor Lester and Luke Wilson."
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"Yup. Sucked."
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"- Huh. One man's opinion. - Nope."
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"Here's a review."
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""When Waterman Cable decided to fill Harv the Raccoon Guy's shoes..."
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"What? I do not look like Mr. Potato Head."
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"Oh, baby, so what if people didn't like your awful show?"
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"Oh, man. I'm in trouble. I got nothing."
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"Someone left them here after the insurance conference..."
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"Arianna likes that little dancing fella."
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"That's it. Oprah."
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"And my show too."
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"Let's do a little research."
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"Murray, we need your help. We got no act for the talent show."
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"Don't have an act?"
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"You boys came to the right place."
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"- "Tovah Made a Sukkah with Zeidel"? - These are not words you're using."
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"Look, you want current? That's easy."
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"All right, Murray."
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"I don't know if an old Jew has ever tried to glom onto young black talent before..."
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"...before our makeover experts got a hold of her."
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"It's okay, honey. We're all rooting for you."
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"Where's Kendra? I only see a beautiful clown."
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"Cleveland. Cleveland."
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"...who insisted on performing..."
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"Now, remember, trust the words I wrote for you."
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"But it doesn't."
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"Interest rates too good to pass up"
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"Don't be a putz Gotta bank that cash up"
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"Don't know how to grow it Get allowance and blow it"
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"Cheddar, bones Grizzles, scones"
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"Paper, ducats, fillin' buckets"
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"If you're advertising saving I can be your pitchman"
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"Finances fatter than Gabourey Sidibe"
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"- FDIC - Long-term CD"
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"First Friday of the month, y'all"
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"Spitting fiscal responsibility"
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"Word is savings bond"
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"You're lame."
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"What? I turned my hearing aid off so I wouldn't have to hear all that booing."
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"Pick me up."
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"You made us look like idiots."
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"My parents were supposed to give me a bike for my birthday..."
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"...but after they heard your song they gave me a savings bond."
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"Tim, I want you to stop thinking down here..."
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"Your mom's got a rocking bottom. Ha-ha-ha. Write that down."
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"Thank you, Junior."
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"Okay."
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"...are gonna sing us a little song about responsible investing."
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"That is a hit song."
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"But, just in case I'm wrong, I wrote you a new one anyway."
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"We used to rap About saving a buck"
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"But now all we care about is ****"
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"- Piscataway, New Jersey - Uh-huh"
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"- Crack your skull - Crack your skull"
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"As we fuck in the pale moonlight"
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"Oh, Peezy Weezy I'm gonna ask you, pleasey"
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"- Waterman Cable - Access presents Picking on Raccoons."
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"I'm Harv Williams and as always, my wife, Shelly."
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"- Hello. - We got a raccoon over here..."
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"...who looks like he's feeling pretty high and mighty this afternoon."
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"Let's go pick on him."
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"I'm Harv. I hate raccoons."
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"Hmm. What else is on?"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"All right, all right."
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"Now, let's shtetl down, class."
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"It's time to sign up for the school's annual participation show..."
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"...felt that the word "talent" set up unreasonable expectations."
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"Now, don't y'all be afraid to sign up..."
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"...just because me and my boys blew everyone off the stage last year."
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"Once again, I am not part of this act."
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"I had a mild stroke an hour ago."
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"Why is no one calling 911?"
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"Yo, Rallo. What we gonna do for our act this year?"
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"Don't worry, guys. I got a plan."
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"...you gonna remember it for the rest of your lives."
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"Or not at all because we're 5. Y'all won't remember any of this."
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"I killed a guy. And I never miss Glee."
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"Ha, ha. No, they gonna forget that by naptime."
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"Will someone please tell me why we skipped f-mail?"
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"Man, lunchtime with Cleveland is the single funniest hour in America."
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"My name is Borat. Is nice."
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"More cowbell."
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"Jell-O pudding, you see."
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"Pussy Galore. I must be dreaming."
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"I pity the fool."
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"Stewie, come smell my butt."
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"Rooby-Rooby-Roo! Heh-heh-heh."
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"- How many was that? - Nine."
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"Is nice."
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"I'm telling you, this should be a show."
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"Well, I have been described as likable and accessible."
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"But, you, you're a natural sidekick."
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"Correct is what you are, sir."
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"Woo, woo!"
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"Did someone pull the cool-boss alarm?"
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"Go ahead, Terry. Pull it."
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"- I'm kidding. What'd I miss? - Hey, Mr. Waterman."
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"Aren't you looking for a show to replace that raccoon guy?"
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