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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Happy Birthday, Pop (S01E01)

"I don't want you wearin' it around here in all this mess."
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"- Oh, I ain't. - That hat ain't for every day."
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"This is for weddings and funerals and the social security office."
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"You see, that hat is a light gray, Pop, and it'll pick up spots."
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"- Yeah, it does do that, don't it? - Yeah."
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"Brown will limit you in your wardrobe. You can wear gray with anything, Pop."
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"- This go with every sweater I own. - Yeah. I'm glad you like it."
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"Wait a minute here."
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"- "Happy birthday, Dad. " - You're gonna read that out loud?"
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"Of course. I like to read it out loud."
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"- "Happy birthday, Dad. " - Yeah, but I know what it says."
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"I bought it. You don't have to read it out loud."
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"- "Happy birthday, Dad. " - I don't know what for."
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"- It's only a card. - Will you hush?"
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"The sentiment I feel for you, I simply cannot hide."
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"So I wish you happy birthday with loads of love and pride."
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"Even if I don't tell you that you mean the world to me..."
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"you have to know you're everything a wonderful dad can be."
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"From your loving son, Lamont. ""
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"That's real sweet."
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"Why didn't you want me to read it out loud?"
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"Well, it's kinda corny, Pop."
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"- You don't believe what it says? - I didn't say that."
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"It's just that, you know, birthday cards, they get mushy."
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"I didn't say that."
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"See, I like the hat, but I like the card better."
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"All right, keep the card, and I'll take the hat back."
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"No, you give me the hat and you take the card. You don't believe it."
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"- I bought it, didn't I? - Yeah, but you didn't read it."
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"Say, you know, this is the best-lookin' hat I ever owned."
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"and the hat."
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"It'll get spots, and you'll have a speckled hat."
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"But if I take it off in the rain, I'll catch cold."
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"A cold you can get rid of in three days. A speckled hat you'll have forever."
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"- I guess you're right. - Of course."
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"- Hey, we better start getting ready. - Getting ready?"
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"- Yeah. We going out tonight. - What for?"
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"What for? The hat's only half the present."
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"Sure. You're 65 today, Pop..."
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"and I'm gonna take you out instead of some chick."
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"'Cause I'm 65, and I ain't no chick."
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"Okay. Well, I'm gonna take you out for a drink..."
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"then I'm gonna take you to a movie that you need a reservation for..."
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"and then we going to dinner."
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"And I'm gonna wear my new hat 'cause it don't look like no rain."
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"You can wear your new hat, but put on a suit, a shirt and a tie."
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"Pop, when you go out in style, you wear a suit, a shirt and a tie."
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"Well, okay. You got enough gas in the pickup?"
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"No, we ain't taking no old, broken-down truck on this date."
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"We going out high-style, Pop. We going in a taxi."
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"- A taxi? In a taxi? - Yeah, that's right."
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"You mean we're going in a taxi? Imagine that."
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"Takin' a taxi and ain't even nobody going to the hospital."
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"Hey, why'd I have to dress up for to come here, put on a shirt and a tie?"
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"This ain't no honky tonk bar."
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"Look like a bunch of honkies to me."
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"Say, aren't you gonna take off your hat?"
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"What?"
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"- Aren't you gonna take off your hat? - No."
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"- You can't sit here with your hat on. - Why not?"
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"Ain't gonna be no preachin'. Just gonna be some drinkin'."
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"- Evenin', gentlemen. - Good evening."
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"- What'll it be? - What are you gonna have to drink, Dad?"
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"Oh, Shirley Temple."
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"He's only kidding. He knows that's just something you make for kids."
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"Order something else, Pop."
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"You got, uh... I like beer. You got beer on tap?"
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"No, sir, just bottled beer."
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"I don't like bottled beer. Got too much gas. Make me burp."
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"Have something else, Pop."
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"I don't like bottled beer. Make me burp."
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"Say, I like canned beer. You got a can of beer?"
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"No, I'm sorry, sir. Excuse me."
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"What's the matter with you? Order something and stop makin' a fuss."
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"I ordered a Shirley Temple. It's the cheapest thing they got here."
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"Stop worryin' about what everything costs. I'm paying for this."
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"Well, let's go somewhere where they got some beer on tap."
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"- What? - Let's find a supermarket..."
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"and we can get a six-pack and drink it in the parking lot."
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"Well, have you decided?"
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"How would you like a nice old-fashioned?"
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"How would you like one across your lip?"
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"Don't be callin' me old-fashioned. You better talk to him."
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"He's not calling you old-fashioned. That's the name of the drink."
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"And don't stir it too hard. I don't want it bruised."
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"That was funny. You don't want it bruised. You big dummy."
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"Would you just quiet down?"
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"Hey, this is a nice place, ain't it, Pop?"
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"It's all right. Ain't got no pinball machine."
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"Hey, you got a pinball machine?"
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"I told you they didn't have no pinball machine. Everybody's looking at you."
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"Well, let 'em look, but don't let 'em touch."
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"Here we are. A vodka martini and an old-fashioned."
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"- Where's the ice cream? - The ice cream?"
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"Look like a sundae to me."
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"- How much do we owe you for the drinks? - That'll be $2.50."
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"Two dollars and fifty cents? Two-fifty?"
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"Here's three dollars. Keep the change. Oh, thank you very much."
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"And a fifty-cent tip. Three dollars for two drinks."
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"We could've got a half case of muscatel for three dollars."
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"Would you just pipe down and drink your drink?"
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"Oh, wow. That's sweet. Why, that's like drinkin' syrup."
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"If you're gonna get me some syrup, why not get me some hotcakes to go with it?"
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"It's almost time for the movie anyway."
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"Good. I don't care if we do leave here."
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"Ain't got no beer on tap..."
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"What kind of place... Hey, get a pinball machine!"
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"- Hey, man, watch that hat. - Oh, excuse me."
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"Wow. You know what? You sure can pick 'em."
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"- What are you talkin' about now? - This Fiddler on the Roof."
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"Whatever it is. What is it?"
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"What is it? It's a musical, Pop. A great musical."
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"I don't believe you. You sit there and you watch it..."
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"and you still don't know what it's all about."
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"I know what it's all about. It's all about a milkman..."
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"with a ugly wife and five daughters, and he's always fussin' at God."
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"I take you to see a movie that was the biggest hit on Broadway..."
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"and it don't mean nothin' to you."
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"Don't mean nothin' to me 'cause I ain'tJewish."
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"Then how come it ran for seven years on a stage in New York?"
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