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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Happy Birthday, Pop (S01E01)

"Happy birthday"
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"Happy birthday"
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"To me. S."
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"Social security, S."
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"Happy birthday to me"
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"Please remain on the line..."
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"Bet I wouldn't have to wait if I was white."
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"That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speakin'."
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"how do I start getting my social security?"
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"Well, how come it takes so long?"
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"- What's happenin', Pop? - Hey, son. Is that for me?"
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"Eight cents apiece. You can't beat that, Pop."
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"When you get my age, you might as well be dead."
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"Nobody knows you're around. Nobody cares. Won't be too much longer."
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"That's a mean thing to do, makin' me wait all day for it."
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"I had a hat like this once, but it got run over."
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"You can snap down the brim in the front like that."
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"That wouldn't be too good for this neighborhood."
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"No, I like it more like this."
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"Well, you just take good care of that hat."
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"I could've got you a black one or a brown one..."
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"But I like to read it out loud. Now you hush."
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"Because I like to. Now hush!"
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""Happy birthday, Dad. ""
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""Happy birthday, Dad."
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"- Corny? - Yeah."
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"Mushy? Then you don't believe what the card says."
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"- Of course I read it. - But you didn't believe it."
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"You ain't got no gratitude. I never heard you say thank you."
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"- Okay. Thank you. - Okay!"
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"But I like the card..."
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"- That hat ain't for every day. - I know that."
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"- Take it off in the rain? - That's right."
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"- I'm taking you out tonight. - You are?"
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"Now, me and you don't go out together no more. Why is that?"
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"I got to put on a shirt and a tie?"
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"- You don't have to have bottled beer. - I don't like to burp."
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"That's what he'll have, an old-fashioned."
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"I'll have a vodka martini, straight up, very dry with a twist of lemon."
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"- Not in a place like this. - It might be in the back."
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"and they servin' them sweet drinks and don't even have a pinball machine."
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"What's wrong with Gunsmoke?"
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"At least Marshal Dillon don't stand around complaining."
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"Soap. That's what they found in it."
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"The English is on the other side. And I'll do the orderin'."
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"some pineapple chicken and some fried won ton."
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"You know, these Chinese sure are getting pushy."
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"Maybe we shouldn't have let them in the U.N."
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"Hey, listen here. He took me to the movie too."
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"Well, save your money 'cause we left in the middle of it, it was so bad."
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"Oh, what you know, dummy?"
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"Now I want you to just sit here and mind your own business, all right?"
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"Lobster Cantonese."
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"Pineapple chicken."
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"This is fried won ton."
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"Very good."
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"I'll bet you they gave it a shot so that when it got out here..."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"I'm not gonna eat that."
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"They pay high as $213.10. That's enough for me to retire."
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"- Oh, yeah? You wait and see. - They pay you by what you've earned."
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"I ain't done nothing for you and nobody else."
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"one, nine..."
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"How come?"
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"Happy birthday to me"
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"To me"
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"Happy birthday"
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"Fred Sanford"
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"Happy birthday"
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"To me"
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"All social security lines are temporarily busy."
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"This recording does not repeat, so please wait until a line is free."
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"Hello?"
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"Yes. Huh?"
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"Now, is this a person talking, or is this a machine?"
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"Well, good, 'cause this is a person talkin' too."
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"Yeah, I'm 65 years old today."
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"Yeah, and what I want to know is..."
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"Takes how long?"
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"Three months?"
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"Well, I can see why it takes so long."
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"Well, okay, bye."
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"Oh, no. These are for me. I stopped by the Goodwill store..."
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"and they was having a special on paperback books."
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"Hey, here's one. Look at this. The Everyday Book of Etiquette."
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"And here's another one. Basic Fundamentals of Plumbing."
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"A Beginner's Guide to Better Bowling."
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"Now, there's some good stuff in here. We're gonna improve on our minds."
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"- Forgot, didn't you? - Forgot what?"
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"My own son, and you forgot."
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"What are you talkin' about, "I forgot"?"
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"You keep talkin' about I forgot something, I want to know what I forgot."
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"Forget it."
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"Any day now I'll be going to join your mother."
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"Well, good night, son. I'm going to bed."
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"If I'm lucky, I'll sleep until Gabriel wakes me up."
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"If not, I'll see you the usual time."
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"Hey, Pop, maybe you'd like to take this with you."
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"What's that?"
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"Happy birthday, Pop."
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"- You mean you didn't forget? - Of course I didn't forget."
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"Man, I had you going there for a while, didn't I?"
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"Had you goin'."
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"You thought I forgot."
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"You like it?"
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"Yeah. It-It-It's... It's a hat, ain't it?"
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"No. It's a lamp shade. Of course it's a hat."
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"Hey, come over here, Pop, and try it on, man."
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"See if it's the right size. See, I wasn't sure."
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"Ah, yeah."
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"- That looks hip. That looks real hip. - Yeah, I look pretty good."
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"See, there's different things you can do with that hat, Pop."
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"I don't like that. Make me look like a cop."
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"A whole lot of people like to wear it like that."
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"That's the way Reverend Trimble wears his."
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"Yeah, that's the best. Hey, Pop, look right here."
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"You see right here on the sweatband, it says "F.S.""
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"- What's that? - What's that?"
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"That's your initials, Pop. What you think it was?"
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"It's on the sweatband "F.S." could have meant "for sweating. ""
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