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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Happy Birthday, Pop (S01E01)

"- What does that mean? - A whole lot ofJews in New York."
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"And I was readin' about how it was a big hit over in Japan too."
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"Whole lot of'em over there too."
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"You don't know nothing. You know what the trouble with you is?"
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"You don't have what it takes to understand."
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"If it ain't some TV show, then you just don't dig it."
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"It's gotta be something you can understand, like Gunsmoke."
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"There's nothing wrong with Gunsmoke. It's just that there's other things."
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"You know don't catch him yelling up at the sky."
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"If somethin' bothers him, he just draw his. 45..."
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"and he don't even have to bother God."
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"Hey, come on. The second half is starting."
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"- You mean there's more? - Of course there's more."
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"- We only seen half of it. - I ain't going back in there."
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"What do you mean, you're not going back in there, Pop?"
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"You bought me a new hat and bought me a sweet drink."
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"See, I'll just go on home and watch TVwith my new hat on."
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"- Oh, come on. Let's go. - No, don't let me spoil it for you."
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"No, I told you I was gonna take you out to dinner."
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"I hope you like this place 'cause you ain't liked the other places we've been."
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"I like where we've been going, but I don't like what we've been gettin'."
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"Oh, man, the movie's too long. Don't want to hear that."
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"Get them cartoons over here."
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"This way, gentlemen."
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"Here's a nice table for two."
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"Say, we're gonna need another chair."
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"- Three chairs? - Yeah. One for me, one for him..."
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"and one for my new hat."
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"Excuse me, sir."
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"- Thank you. Can I use that napkin? - Oh, yes, sir."
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"This is a real Chinese restaurant, ain't it?"
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"No, it's a pizza parlor. Of course it's a Chinese restaurant."
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"I can't eat in here. I can't eat that Chink food."
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"Are you gonna start again?"
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"You never know what they gonna have in it, see."
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"Really. I heard of a fella once who was eating some chop suey..."
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"- and you know what they found in it? - I don't want to hear about it."
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"See, these people do their cookin' and laundry in the same pot."
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"Thank you."
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"Say, this is in Chinese. We won't even know what we're eatin'."
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"We'll have some egg foo yung..."
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"some lobster Cantonese..."
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"Fried won ton? What's that?"
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"Oh, I ain't gonna eat that. That stuff will kill you."
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"What would you like, sir?"
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"I'd like some ham hocks and lima beans."
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"Are you crazy? You know they don't have that here, Pop."
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"This is a Chinese restaurant."
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"Just relax. You'll like what I ordered."
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"- That'll be all, Waiter. Thank you. - Thank you, sir."
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"Hey, listen, want my son to help you with that check?"
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"- What? - He knows this place. He can help you."
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"Hey, look here. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my son."
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"- This is my birthday. - Oh, is that so?"
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"- I don't look it, do I? - No, you don't."
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"- Pop, why don't you stop it? - I'm talking to this man over here."
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"I got freedom of speech."
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"Hey, look here. This dinner is just part of my birthday present."
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"- My son bought me this new hat. - Well, it's very nice."
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"- You're a very lucky man. - Yeah, I figure I'm lucky."
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"- You see that yet? - No, not yet."
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"Is that so? I heard it was very good."
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"He must be one."
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"What's the matter? That was a good movie, and I liked what I saw of it."
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"- Okay, darling? - Hey, hey, listen."
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"No, you don't. Happy birthday."
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"That's a nice white fella."
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"You're a pest. A great big pest."
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"Egg foo yung."
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"That smells!"
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"It smell like insect spray."
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"would nothin' on the plate move."
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"That did it. Now I've had it."
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"I had it with you and this whole dumb evening and all your complaining."
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"You don't have to eat. You don't have to do nothing 'cause I'm leaving."
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"There's nothing that satisfies you. Waiter, can I have the check, please?"
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"Here. Take this $5.00 and go buy your own dinner..."
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"and celebrate the way you want to, but this is it with me and you for tonight."
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"- Is anything wrong, sir? - Everything is fine. I have to leave."
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"- Here. Keep the change. - Thank you, sir."
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"You want to take food home?"
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"- You want doggie bag? - I don't think so."
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"Chinese food good for you."
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"Lots of vegetable, rice. Very healthy."
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"I don't like Chinese food. Make me burp."
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"Say, Pop, where's breakfast? Man, I gotta get goin'."
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"Pop!"
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"You ain't even dressed! Ain't you gonna cook breakfast?"
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"I ain't cookin' nothing. I'm retired."
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"Retired?"
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"Yeah. I applied for social security. And you know how much I'll be getting?"
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"Are you crazy? They won't pay you much 'cause you haven't earned much."
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"You're lookin' at a man of leisure."
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"Say, what's that number there?"
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"Five, five, five..."
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"seven, three."
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"Yeah, you're on your own, boy."
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"Hello, Social Security? This is Fred Sanford."
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"That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking."
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"Yeah, I'm applying for social security, and what I want to know is..."
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"how much will I be gettin' every month?"
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"Yeah, I'll wait. Sanford."
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"If I was you, I'd go down to the diner and get some breakfast..."
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"'cause this kitchen is closed, due to retirement."
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"Hello? Yeah. Did you find it?"
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"How much?"
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"How you want your eggs?"
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"Happy birthday to me"
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"- What? - That."
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"And here's one that we was really lucky to get, Pop."
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"Or, or, or you could break down the brim on one side like this."
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"Now that made me look kinda queer."
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"but gray sort of highlights your face."
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"If you wearin' that hat when it rains, I want you to take it off."
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"What are you talkin' about, Pop? This is a nice place."
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"Give me a minute. Give me one of these Shirley Temples."
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"Fine, and for you?"
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"There's no use talkin' to you."
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"Don't let me stop you. You go back in. I'll take the bus home. You did plenty."
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"Gentlemen, the second half is starting. You better hurry."
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